Chamblee54

Junky Part Two

Posted in Book Reports, GSU photo archive, History, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 24, 2015

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Sometimes, you do something that is so stupid. When preparing this text for publication, PG accidentally clicked in the wrong place, and started to close the file. The machine asked PG if he wanted to save the changes. He clicked on the middle option, which was to not save the changes. A split second later, PG realized what a bad mistake this was. It was too late. This story will be re-created, but might not be as good as the first one. Pictures will be from “The Special Collections and Archives, Georgia State University Library”.

This is part two of the chamblee54 reconfiguration of Junky, by William S. Burroughs, aka William Lee. (part one) The original exposure to this material was from an audiobook, with selections borrowed from the peedeeff. Some of the best writing is in the parts of the manuscript that were edited out. The limited attention span of audiobook listeners must be considered.

The story begins with WSB leaving the north, and arriving in New Orleans. Before you can say Harrison Narcotics Act, (passed in 1914, after the third party manipulated election of 1912,) WSB is using junk. There are some wild and crazy junkies in New Orleans at this time.

“Another occasional was Lonny the Pimp, who had grown up in his mother’s whorehouse. Lonny tried to space his shots so he wouldn’t get a habit. … Lonny was pure pimp. He was skinny and nervous. He couldn’t sit still and he couldn’t shut up. As he talked, he moved his thin hands which were covered on the backs with long, greasy, black hairs. You could tell by looking at him that he had a big penis. Pimps always do. Lonny was a sharp dresser and he drove a Buick convertible. But he wouldn’t hesitate to hang us up for credit on a two-dollar cap.”

Before too much longer, WSB is busted. “We’re going out and search your house, ” the frog-faced cop said. “If we find anything, your wife will be put in jail, too. I don’t know what will happen to your children.” This is the first time the word wife is used. This probably refers to Joan Vollmer, who had her own set of issues. Her fondness for playing William Tell had unfortunate results.

A lawyer gets WSB out of jail. For legal reasons, WSB goes to a facility, and is to receive a cure. One doctor thinks WSB is there for a “marijuana habit.” Another doctor has a familiar conversation. “”Why do you feel that you need narcotics, Mr. Lee?” When you hear this question you can be sure that the man who asks it knows nothing about junk. “I need it to get out of bed in the morning, to shave and eat breakfast.””

After some legal shenanigans. WSB goes to Texas. There is a place on the border called the Valley. It used to be desert, until it was irrigated with water from the Rio Grande. “When I arrived in the Valley, I was still in the post-cure drag. I had no appetite and no energy. All I wanted to do was sleep, and I slept twelve to fourteen hours a day. Occasionally I bought two ounces of paregoric, drank it with two goof balls and felt normal for several hours. You have to sign for P. G. when you buy it, and I did not want to burn down the drugstores. You can only buy P. G. so often, or the druggist gets wise. Then he packs in, or ups the price.”

For the last few years, PG has been the extra name of the slack blogger. It originally stood for Piers Gaveston, a romantic figure in English history. Other uses of PG include parental guidance, pretty good, and passing gas. The two initializing periods were considered unnecessary. To have an retro narcotic preparation referred to as P.G. is a bright moment, in an otherwise dreary text.

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Old College Friend

Posted in Library of Congress, Politics, The Internet, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 21, 2015

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A facebook post has been making the rounds. It starts off “I got a call this morning from an old college friend who’s been a lifelong Republican (for years we’ve kidded one another about our respective politics), who told me he had decided to leave the GOP.” The “old college friend” is not named. The post is a comprehensive list of “progressive” hot buttons. The ding ding ding you hear is the BS detector…looking for bovine excrement, not Bernie no-middle-name Sanders.

The perp is wannabe celebrity Robert Reich. His twitter profile mentions product for sale … “@RBReich Berkeley prof, former Sec. of Labor. Movie INEQUALITY FOR ALL now on Netflix, iTunes, Amazon. Book SAVING CAPITALISM: FOR THE MANY, NOT THE FEW out Sept 29.” The Google sidebar adds a few details. “Robert Reich Former United States Secretary of Labor · robertreich.org. Robert Bernard Reich is an American political economist, professor, author, and political commentator. Born: June 24, 1946 (age 69), Scranton, PA Height: 4′ 11″”

His name is similar to Reichstag. In 1933, a fire broke out in the Berlin Reichstag. It was blamed on Communists. The Nazi Party used the uproar surrounding the Reichstag fire to consolidate their power. The cause of the Reichstag fire is controversial to this day.

The facebook post is flaky. The “old college friend” seems to suddenly be a flaming liberal, concerned about “a woman’s right to choose, and of gays’ and lesbians’ right to marry.” Honestly, how many sixty something republicans leave the party because of gay marriage? But it must be ok, because the obligatory denunciation of “their racism!”has an exclamation point.

OCF lists as good republicans Mark Hatfield, Nelson Rockefeller, Jacob Javits, Barry Goldwater and John McCain. Most of these white men performed before the the typical facebook reader was born. Barry Goldwater was regarded as an “extremist” when he ran for President in 1964. His supporters booed Nelson Rockefeller off the stage at the republican convention. During the November election, against future war criminal Lyndon B. Johnson, Barry Goldwater was defeated in a landslide. The only states, outside of home state Arizona, to go for Mr. Goldwater were states in the deep south. They appreciated Mr. Goldwater’s vote against the Civil Rights Act.

At last count, the post received 95,923 likes, 40,031 shares, and 7,802 comments. Critical thought is not a popular item these days. While PG agrees with Mr. Reich about many of the issues raised, he is not impressed with the way the story is told. The only believable part of this document is the exclamation point after racism. Pictures today are from The Library of Congress.

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Junky

Posted in Book Reports, Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 21, 2015









It started out slowly. PG saw a tweet. It was a promotion for a blog post, featuring William Seward Burroughs reading The Masque of the Red Death, by Edgar Allan Poe. WSB has a great voice. The wealthy Missouri background, filtered through years of high class schooling, and low class abuse, comes through whenever WSB spoke. In the helpful links, there was an opportunity to hear an audiobook of WSB reading Junky. As with other addictions, you begin slowly, and do not realize you have a problem until you are helpless to deal with it.
Junky is the first book that WSB published, using the pseudonym William Lee. It is reputed to be semi autobiographical. In Junky, WSB wallows in the gutters of New York, New Orleans, and Mexico City. For this armchair degenerate, whose severest vice is peanut butter sandwiches, Junky is a glimpse into a picturesque alternate reality. With the aid of copy friendly peedeeoueff edition, we can enjoy samples of the nightmare.
Perhaps the best review of Junky is this Amazon One Star comment.
Dissapointing Tanya N. Miller March 22, 2014 “This is a book that goes nowhere. It ends up right where it started. Every line in the book is about getting drugs and doing drugs then getting off drugs and back on drugs again with some sex thrown in. The only reason why I finished this book is because of my compulsion to finish books that I start and the only reason why I picked it up in the first place is because I wanted to know just who William S. Borroughs was and what he wrote. What a dissapointment and what a total waste of talent.” The spell check suggestions for junky:hunky, junk, gunky, funky.
The story begins with a semi normal childhood. It gets interesting in New York, during the war. A person named Norton
(“a hard-working thief … did not feel right unless he stole something every day from the shipyard where he worked) has a tommy gun he wants Bill to sell. When Norton arrives, he has “a flat yellow box with five one-half grain syrettes of morphine tartrate.”
The story mozies on. Bill tries one of the syrettes, then another, then another. Then there is an episode which is in the book, but not the video.
“Ronnie’s was a spot near 52nd and Sixth where musicians came for fried chicken and coffee after one p.m. We sat down in a booth and ordered coffee. Mary cracked a benzedrine tube expertly, extracting the folded paper, and handed me three strips. “Roll it up into a pill and wash it down with coffee.” The paper gave off a sickening odor of menthol. Several people sitting nearby sniffed and smiled. I nearly gagged on the wad of paper…. Mary selected some gone numbers and beat on the table with the expression of a masturbating idiot.”
The video picks up with Bill trying to sell marijuana.
“Pushing weed looks good on paper, like fur fanning or raising frogs.” Tea heads turn out to be too much trouble. Bill swears to never sell pot again, but not before ranting about the drug laws.
Bill has a habit now, working mostly with prescribed medication. Doctors are known as croakers. Soon the croakers quit writing scripts, and Bill gets busted. Some technicality about giving the wrong address. The case drew a four month suspended sentence. After a few weird scenes involving robbing drunks on the subway. Bill starts to sell junk. His partner is a piece of work.
“One of Bill’s most distasteful conversation routines consisted of detailed bulletins on the state of his bowels. “Sometimes it gets so I have to reach my fingers in and pull it out. Hard as porcelain, you understand. The pain is terrible.” This might be a by product of opiate consumption.
Before long, Bill thinks he is about to get busted, and leaves for Texas. By the time he gets near Lexington, he has junk sickness. He checks into an institution to receive the cure. We learn a new word… shmecker is a user of heroin. Bill leaves the Lexington facility without completing the cure. The next stop is New Orleans
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“New Orleans was a strange town to me and I had no way of making a junk connection. Walking around the city, I spotted several junk neighborhoods: St. Charles and Poydras, the area around and above Lee Circle, Canal and Exchange Place. I don’t spot junk neighborhoods by the way they look, but by the feel, somewhat the same process by which a dowser locates hidden water. I am walking along and suddenly the junk in my cells moves and twitches like the dowser’s wand: “Junk here!”

WSB co wrote a musical, “The Black Rider.” The performer is Tom Waits, whose voice sounds like WSB. There is a song, Crossroads. This is probably not about Robert Johnson. In this song, we learn about a gun with magic bullets. In the moment of aiming, the gun turns into a dowser’s wand. The bullet goes where the bullet wants to go. Some say the magic bullet is a stand in for junk. When Junky was written, junk was not used as slang for peckers.
It has been noted that WSB is as queer as a crochet bathtub. This circumstance is not noted in Junky. But then, WSB does not speak well of drug addicts either.

“In the French Quarter there are several queer bars so full every night the fags spill out on to the sidewalk. A room full of fags gives me the horrors. They jerk around like puppets on invisible strings, galvanized into hideous activity that is the negation of everything living and spontaneous. The live human being has moved out of these bodies long ago. But something moved in when the original tenant moved out. Fags are ventriloquists’ dummies who have moved in and taken over the ventriloquist. The dummy sits in a queer bar nursing his beer, and uncontrollably yapping out of a rigid doll face. Occasionally, you find intact personalities in a queer bar, but fags set the tone of these joints, and it always brings me down to go into a queer bar. The bring-down piles up. After my first week in a new town I have had about all I can take of these joints, so my bar business goes somewhere else, generally to a bar in or near Skid Row.”

Before long, Bill goes into a queer bar, and gets in trouble. It seems to be a way of life, for someone who says that junk is a way of life. Maybe the magic bullet was aimed at him all along. At this point, we are roughly half way through Junky. The attention span of both reader, and writing, is maxxing out. In case we get druggie withdrawal, a podcast with Keith Richards is freshly downloaded. Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. These pictures are Union soldiers from The War Between The States. Much of the action in Junky takes place in wartime.









Life Is Bad Fiction

Posted in GSU photo archive, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 21, 2015

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Dansk Deutsch English English UK Español فارسی Suomi Filipino Français עִבְרִית हिन्दी Magyar Bahasa Indonesia Italiano 日本語 한국어 Bahasa Melayu Nederlands Norsk Polski Português Русский Svenska ภาษาไทย Türkçe 简体中文 ~ 10 Ways White Liberals Perpetuate Racism ~ Marriage is between a man, a woman, and his intern. ~ @AndyMartindale Saw Mary Poppins trending and feared the worst for a minute. Phew, she’s fine. ~ We Looked Everywhere For This Page! (Error 404) But maybe we can still help you find what you’re looking for: ~ Their There They’re now ~ @ChrchCurmudgeon I could be an ice cream socialist. ~ If you take this to school, will it be confused for a bomb? ~ your opinions are not always welcome ~ A writing teacher said once to go on an adjective diet. ~ Junky ~ William S. Burroughs Reads Edgar Allan Poe ~ 10 Ways White Liberals Perpetuate Racism ~ The Dummy’s Guide to the One True God ~ Luther Mckinnon This applies to this video.@chescaleigh We live in a society that normalizes oppression of others. So very often the “jokes” you make or things you say are unconsciously hurtful NRAGOAL Shut up cracker SunyiSideUp “You said being basically decent to other cultures doesn’t deserve self-congratulations. This confuses me, and when I’m confused by concepts, I get upset.“Luther Mckinnon ” “You said being basically decent to other cultures doesn’t deserve self-congratulations.” I don’t recall saying that. I do feel that you should be decent to other human beings, and that you should not receive an award for this. What I said in the above comment was that Ms. Ramsey said one thing, and did the opposite. The good news is that most white people who watch this video don’t take it seriously.SunyiSideUp Ok, pops. ~ When whatshisname said to honor the Adams family, I thought he meant Gomez and Morticia ~ Maybe you could promise to end drone warfare. I am not sure those Republican clowns need to be raising children. ~ pedantic and pretentious are words that describe themselves ~ @puddinstrip I’d rather have 11 million illegal Mexicans in our country than 1 legal Canadian telling people not to immunize their kids #CNNDebate ~ ‏@nihilist_arbys RT if life’s an unbearable misery & only the occasional pile of Arbys-brand corpseflesh & lines of cheap cocaine keep you from ending it all ~ ‏@chamblee54 spell check suggestion for Arbys-brand is Bystander ~ Be a free spirit. Quit your job. Travel the world. Follow your dreams. Express yourself. Use your parents credit card until you die of a drug overdose. Its all good. ~ Are you smart AND magical? Sign up today and you’ll receive updates from BAD WITCHES plus our free PDF Guide to Love and Attraction Magic that Works! ~ Once vehicles start driving over the crosswalk, and dripping oil on it, the crosswalk will be gnarly looking. If it is scrubbed after pride, this will not happen. ~ The stars and bars is a bad example. That debate has gone on for a long time. The debate over the Georgia state flag was going on twenty two years ago. ~ I wonder how many people have made that comment ~ God created war so Americans would learn geography ~ Is including PhD in a twitter handle pretentious? ~ Life is bad fiction. ~ #yardsales. For $2.30: wig mannequin,yard saw,wallet,copy of “Fifty shades of Gray”,lavender bowling ball,black bowling ball,bike ride ~ PRAYER WARRIOR ALERT: Print out this FREE Bible tract to thrust into the unrepentant hands of unsaved trash. Trust me: You’ll run out of paper before you run out of sinners! ~ Maybe the problem is calling your ideas “beliefs,” and attaching too much importance to them. Remember, the middle three letters of believe is lie. ~ The war on Republican Presidential candidates was a bad idea. ~ Is proscience the opposite of conscience? ~ pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives, Georgia State University Library”. ~ selah

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The Clown Car Debate

Posted in GSU photo archive, Politics, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 18, 2015

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The Republican debate the other night was weird. At one point, the … the phone rings. PG spends the next few minutes talking about William Burroughs, Edgar Allan Poe, alcoholics, Diamond Lil, and thirteenth street in 1970. Two people talking on cell phones is asking for reception trouble, especially when one is on speaker phone. All change is not progress.

One reality challenged clown car rider was Carly Fiorna. She is the new star of this circus. As one impolite facebooker noted, “If Carly Fiorina REALLY wants to kill Planned Parenthood…she should become its CEO.” Through the magic of internet transcript, here is Carly in action.

Dana, I would like to link these two issues, both of which are incredibly important, Iran and Planned Parenthood. One has something to do with the defense of the security of this nation. The other has something to do with the defense of the character of this nation. You have not heard a plan about Iran from any politician up here, here is my plan. On day one in the Oval Office, I will make two phone calls, the first to my good friend to Bibi Netanyahu to reassure him we will stand with the state of Israel.The second, to the supreme leader, to tell him that unless and until he opens every military and every nuclear facility to real anytime, anywhere inspections by our people, not his, we, the United States of America, will make it as difficult as possible and move money around the global financial system. We can do that, we don’t need anyone’s cooperation to do it. And every ally and every adversary we have in this world will know that the United States in America is back in the leadership business, which is how we must stand with our allies.

As regards Planned Parenthood, anyone who has watched this videotape, I dare Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama to watch these tapes. Watch a fully formed fetus on the table, it’s heart beating, it’s legs kicking while someone says we have to keep it alive to harvest its brain.

There is a contradiction here. On the one hand, you say that life is sacred. On the other hand, if that life belongs to a child in Gaza, then Israel can murder that child at will.

The Planned Parenthood videos are considered phony by a great many people. The repub base likes to believe in far fetched things, so this appeal works. The scene described by Mrs. Fiorina is not present in any of the videos released thus far. Creative editing only goes so far. This lie is easy to disprove.

Ok, back to reality. Towards the end of the affair, the question was “What woman would you like to see on the $10 bill?” Chris Christie began his answer by saying “I think the Adams family has been shorted in the currency business.” Millions of viewers thought Morticia Addams was going to be on the $10 bill. The pictures today are from “The Special Collections and Archives, Georgia State University Library”. It is a long time until Georgia Primary, the only time we get a choice.

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Adventures With Obamacare

Posted in GSU photo archive, Politics, The Internet, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 14, 2015

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After making the bold move of getting out of bed, PG was ready for action. He was not afraid to answer the phone. It was a robo call from the Health Insurance Marketplace. There were some issues with your account. Please call this 800 number, and tell them you got this call. PG did not listen fast enough to catch the number. Not that he would call it anyway.

When dealing with Government agencies, it is a good idea to answer phone calls and letters. Even if you thought you covered it, another agent may have a different opinion. Obamacare is sort of a good idea, with multiple implementation issues. Both G-d, and the Devil, are in the details.

The first stop was the O-care website. It had been a while since PG visited this facility. The device asked PG to choose a new password. The link was sent to the email address. The link was selected. First you have to answer the security questions. Since PG wrote down these details, this should be easy. No, the device did not like the answers PG gave. Click on the link, start over, and provide the security questions with a few more capital letters. PG was allowed to create a new password.

The new password was written, copied, and pasted into the appropriate fields. Then it was time to log on to HIM wonderland. The password was pasted into the appropriate field. The device said the password was not correct. Refresh the page, enter the user name, include a capital letter at the start, manually type in the password. Bingo.

The site did not show any problems. The same two messages that PG downloaded in April are still there. It is time to call the HIM 800 number, and talk to a person. Maybe the Health Insurance Marketplace needs a gender neutral acronym. Is Obamacare masculine, or feminine?

So the HIM 800 number is called. PG knew to press zero,and speak to an operator. The voice answering droid asked what state PG was in. Georgia. What was that, we cannot understand you. Georgia, with a bit of anger. We cannot understand you. We need to know what state you bought insurance in. Georgia, a bit louder and angrier. We cannot understand what you are saying. Please enter the zip code in the touch tone keypad.

After seven minutes on hold, a very nice man appeared. He looked in his computer, and did not see any problems. Pictures today are from “The Special Collections and Archives, Georgia State University Library”. The spell check suggestions for robo: robot, rob, robe, hobo.

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Data Inspired Stories

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 14, 2015

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“All contributions by corporations to any political committee or for any political purpose should be forbidden by law” Theodore Roosevelt ~ KimKierkegaardashian ‏@KimKierkegaard I’m in an airplane bathroom taking selfies. What is happiness except this simple harmony between a man and the life he leads? ~ Join Over 500,000 Smart People Subscribe to The Angle to get data-inspired stories weekly, crafted by our editorial team. Simply enter your email address and subscribe. You’ll love it! ~ I’m Christian, But I’m Not ~ I was exchanging emails with a friend Friday night, and she sent me a schedule for the festival. I saw the appearance of Erica Jong had started. I was disappointed, not knowing that I would need a ticket to attend. It turns out there was some drama. ~ Do you have a link for those numbers? I suspect they are close to the truth. However, with memes, you have to take the word of the statistic slinger. In this case, it is someone, whose initials are BS, who has an axe to grind. ~ One of the rhetorical points made these days is the concept that America “was built on the backs of oppressed people”. In this clip, an Economics professor takes issue with that idea. ~ @sadqueer4life i posted “the internet seems like a safe & fun place” on fb and someone commented telling me to kill myself ~ Sometimes, the better question is “Why is this person still on the payroll?” ~ people who sort of self identify as white in an obvious way ~ @haroldpollack @glennloury ~ The people this reminds me of did very little work, unless you count jaw muscles. ~ I like PWOC … people without color … so does the sunscreen industry. ~ I keep a word document on my desktop. When something gets my attention, I write my comment there. Sometimes I post it. Often I do not. On Monday morning, I post this document. Very few people read it. ~ The riff about white privilege is curious. Yes, white people have unearned advantages. The thing is, comedy is not about being fair. It is about being funny. The comedy product that you choose to consume should make you laugh. It should not be based on being fair to different groups of people. ~ Theodore Roosevelt State of the Union 1906 – 3 December 1906 ~ Walter Williams ~ ‘No Blacks’ Is Not a Sexual Preference. It’s Racism ~ another quiz ~ What about black guys that say whites only, or white guys that say blacks only? What about not liking people who are eager judge the racial attitudes of others? Are their SJW groupies? And what color hankerchief should you wear in your back pocket? ~ I think this thread is heavy on the mistaken stereotypes. It is all about white men who don’t like black men. If you look at the hookup profiles, you will see all kinds of scenarios. There are white men who like black men exclusively. There are black men who like whites only. There are people of various categories, who like specific categories for their hookups. Is this a problem? Is this not a problem? Is this (cue monster movie music) racism? Does gay men’s preferences for hookup partners a causal factor for institutional systemic discrimination, or is it just tacky manners? ~ At 1:16, there was a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge. The man said, there has got to be a middle. The internet took a break. Bars flashing from dark gray to light gray appeared in the middle of the screen. ~ @chamblee54 @whittmman Just found this new app which lets you know which family members are racist. It’s called a mirror. ~ @raylewis #blackslogansmatter ~ @brian_bilston The grammar police got him, split his infinitive open, removed his colon, left him lying commatose. The next day, he was pronouned dead. ~ that’s not writing that’s word processing ~ pictures from The Library of Congress. ~ selah

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I’m Christian, Butt I’m Not

Posted in Library of Congress, Religion, The Internet, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 10, 2015

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PG does not keep up with viral videos. He depends on warm-and-fuzzies like Matt Walsh and Mollie Ziegler Hemingway for periodic outrage alerts. The latest target of the screed stoppers is from Buzzfeed Yellow, I’m Christian, But I’m Not. The latest report from YouTube shows 765,694 views. Viral is not as hot as it used to be.

The video shows some well scrubbed younguns. They say things like “I’m Christian but I’m not close-minded … but I am not judgmental … but I don’t place myself on a pedestal.” (Thank you Mollie Ziegler Hemingway for the transcript.)

The next part is the answer to the question “What are you?” The high point of this is where the girl says “I do believe in monogamy before sex but I will give you sex advice if you need it.” The last part is answers to “What do you want people to know about Christianity?” “We shouldn’t be judged on just the people that you see in the media, or just the people that you’ve met in everyday life. every Christian is different, and we deserve a chance to explain ourselves.”

Well, no you don’t. PG has had a horrendous experience with Jesus. The “bad Christians” are often the loudest, and make the deepest impressions. The “bad Christians” are usually supported by the “good Christians.” The sorry behavior is somehow excused by the ideology. After all, Jesus died for your sins, we are going to heaven, and you are going to hell. And we deserve a chance to shove that rhetoric in your face one more time.

If you type in “I’m Christian but I’m not” to Google, and it’s wholly owned subsidiary YouTube, you will see the critics loud and clear. Many have pointed out that ICBIN does not say the name “Jesus.” Others say that Christians are supposed to be hated. The YouTube comments are bizarre, as usual.

Pictures today are from The Library of Congress.

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Labor Day

Posted in Commodity Wisdom, GSU photo archive, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 7, 2015

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@UberFacts 86% of graffiti in men’s bathrooms is erotic in nature, compared to just 25% in women’s bathrooms, according to a study. ~ There is a logical fallacy there ~ Why did you steal his eye shadow? ~ When you want to spread a message, the first step is to earn the trust of the person you are speaking to. ~ How does someone that ugly get married four times? ~ Maybe we should rename the Lester Maddox Highway, behind GA Tech near Northside Drive, the Chattahoochee Freeway. ~ To say that G-d is dead presupposes that she ever existed ~ @EdDarrell @TIMENOUT maybe we should take a break from using the labels liberal, conservative, racist, terrorist especially racist ~ The road to heaven is paved with bad intentions. ~ The church sign said “Pray like a grown up” ~ I basically like this thought. However, the “with the lord” part is a problem. There are other ways to express that thought. ~ Two sentences in a row where Mr. Drezner says Scott Walker, and respect, in same sentence ~ @duchessgoldblat I’m laid up, friends. I slipped and suffered a plot twist. The doctors are baffled. Send flowers and love. ~ At least on FB you can say what you like without being interrupted. Ok, now that I’ve said something good, now for what I really think ~ Is it cultural appropriation to use “ass” as an adjective? ~ I wouldn’t know. I don’t consume corporate media. ~ “clusterfuck of frustration” ~ the wine kicks in ~ i hate when that happens ~ Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth Marcus Aurelius ~ There is a discussion at wikiquotes, “Is This a Real Marcus Aurelius quote?” Since Mr. Aurelius died in 180 AD, there is probably room for conjecture. This quote is definitely a translation, which could be a third level of confusion. ~ There is also Southern Fried Queer Pride. One of their events was a T-POC only cookout. ~ How many Syrian refugees has Israel taken in? ~ @TrivWorks Update: Kentucky county clerk refuses to accept Tom Brady’s suspension release #deflategate ~ @TooMessedUp I just got banned from Christian Mingle. Apparently “Hung_Like_Jesus” isn’t an appropriate user name! ~ Hey kid you wanna buy some candy? ~ guess tin is easier to say, and spell, than aluminum ~ Is this what people mean by giving head? ~ Why do they call this thing a status ~ Mr. Drezner ~ 5 Valuable Ways to Use Your White Privilege to Fight Anti-Black Racism ~ WTH, LAMESTREAM MEDIA! STAY OUT OF MY BIBLE ~ 25 Emotions People Feel, But Can’t Explain ~The following is a turn of words I thought of today, and this may, or may not, be a good time to say it … with social media contacts like that who needs deletions. ~ I want to see Jon Stewart debate Bill O’Reilly in front of a Fox news audience. Their last encounter was before an audience sympathetic to Mr. Stewart. On second thought, I am not interested enough to watch. ~ Not only has JMG been under DDoS attacks this week, last night haters flagged my Facebook account. Just now I had to login to a suicide prevention page before being allowed to continue. ~ #KimDavis has better hair than #BernieSanders. ~ Sparklez I looked for your “last comment” and could not find it. ~ realizing he is reality nonconforming was liberating now if only people would believe he does not miss jesus ~ Kids is gender neutral ~ Hey guys we really shouldn’t attack Kim Davis based on her terrible appearance. There are plenty of reasons to hate her that have nothing to do with how ugly she is. ~ We can always talk about how ugly BS is. ~ trash comments say more about the commenter than you. this is not always comforting to know ~ my pc keyboard was found on the street when someone threw it away ~ ‏@nihilist_arbys Aaaand the weekend has begun! Enjoy your last quickly dwindling moments on this earth being herpes free, & please enjoy arbys. ~ Maybe Israel can take in some refugees from Syria. ~ According to wikipedia, Amen is a Hebrew/Greek derived expression meaning “so be it”. The resemblance to the plural word for male human beings is a coincidence. ~ New Orleans Radical Faeries is a good acronym ~ You get the workout going uphill and have fun going downhill. ~ ~ @janetmock @chescaleigh Funny non judgmental honest are not words I would use to describe MTV decoded ~ Some people would say that liberal minded is an oxymoron. ~ What is it about religion and politics that makes people produce so many words? ~ What is frustrating is people who do not listen. If you try to say anything, some people will not hesitate to interrupt. This is the one advantage I see to online discussions. ~ same reason poc get upset when pwoc mention black on black crime ~ when you wrestle with a hog, you get dirty, and the pig has a good time ~ seeing #SarahPalin as the top trending subject wondering what she has done now ~ insert meaningless words here to even out things ~ pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives, Georgia State University Library”. ~ selah

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An Old Farmer’s Advice

Posted in Commodity Wisdom, GSU photo archive, The English Language, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 6, 2015

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Many of you have heard “An Old Farmer’s Advice”. This is a repost. Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives, Georgia State University Library”.

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled. Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. Don’t judge folks by their relatives. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’. Always drink upstream from the herd. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to G-d!

Know one knows who the old farmer is, or what he grew. Some say he really worked in an office writing ads for Massey Ferguson. Some say he had a bull farm, and believed in the product. In this age of industrial strength commodity wisdom, or glurge, the first reaction of some is to look to google. In this case, you can go to a forum at Snopes. No one claims to be the grandson of the old farmer.

My father in law is an old farmer. He’s given me some advice. It was more like: Don’t try to fix a broken porchlight in a rainstorm. corrolary: Disconnect power to the sprinkler system before fiddling with the wiring. If you wear longer socks, the chiggers won’t bite you. Cool Whip makes everything taste better. Do whatever your mother in law says.

quote: A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. ~ Yeah, but you try getting a bumble bee to plow your fields. With the tiny little plows attached to their wings, it could take days.

quote: Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly… ~ And above all else, verb adverbly … There’s my problem, I’ve been living deeply, loving simply and speaking generously.

quote: Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. ~ I’m not sure of the lesson here…you should leave a bunch of tree stumps in your farm fields? But then you lose valuable real estate, the crops have to compete with the tree roots, and combine harvesting is significantly more dangerous. Maybe, if you take just a little time to remove the stump properly, it pays dividends and saves you time and energy in the long run. … But life is a lot cooler, and more productive if you go down to the general store, buy a few blasting caps, and blow that mother to kingdom come.

The sentiments aren’t too bad, but they missed “Now get orf moy laaand!” from the end…

quote:Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. ~ Oh, so I shouldn’t worry about not being able outrun a bumble bee on my John Deere tractor? Thanks.

quote: Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. ~ But not when the waitress is asking what you’d like on your pizza. … Unless the question is “what’s the maximum decibel level a human can stand.” … Especially if you are passive-aggressive.

quote: Always drink upstream from the herd. ~ But, unless your at the absolute source of the river, there’s always another herd further upstream.

This reminds me of the episode of Frasier where he first got paired up with the Standard Issue Sassy Black Woman (SISBW) who kept trotting out mindless aphorisms from her fictional uncle. Never have I felt so much sympathy for the character.

quote: The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’. ~ I knew it. I knew that SOB had a camera in there. I’m going to the police.

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Keep It Safe And Simple

Posted in Commodity Wisdom, Georgia History, GSU photo archive, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 5, 2015








There is a formula for simplicity. Keep it simple, stupid. This saying is an acronym for kiss, which is a popular human activity. The saying is good for things where complications can cause problems.

PG first encountered this expression in Sports Illustrated. Some old quarterback, maybe Yelberton Abraham Tittle, was talking about how to score touchdowns. One illustration of the concept was when Mr. Tittle became known by his initials, Y.A.

The saying has a few flaws. Some people think stupid is a bad word. Others take the saying personally, and think they are being called stupid. It can get complicated, which defeats the purpose.

Yesterday, PG sat in on a “heart weaving workshop”. The idea was to create gimmicks to bring people closer. One of the things say was the intimacy breaks down into “into you I see”. At some point, someone started to write down stuff on a message board.

The words safe and simple were written down. Safety is a big deal these days. The idea of not being in harm’s way is very appealing.

At this point, the idea lightbulb went off in PG’s head. People in the room started to blink, and shield their eyes. Maybe KISS stands forKeep It Safe and Simple.

The KISS epiphany was on a saturday. The next day was the type of glorious sunday morning that was meant to be spent outdoors. In the outdoor office, the coffee ran out at the same time as the pictures to be processed.

But not before PG found one of the 10th Street Art Theater. This was on the strip, next door to the A&P. It was on Peachtree, between 11th and 12th. Or maybe it was between 10th and 11th. It was tough to tell the difference sometimes.

The 10th Street Art Theater showed dirty movies. In the sixties, pornography was gentler, and more innocent. This was the age of Russ Meyer. His flicks graced the screen at TSAT. When “Vixen” played, you could call a phone number and get a personal invitation to come down and see the film.

This is the part of the strip that is conveniently forgotten. There was an urban grunge factor. It was a transitional downtown area, with a lot of sleazy characters. As the summer of love faded into the winter of methedrine, it got worse. The strip became dangerous and complicated.

This is a repost. Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives, Georgia State University Library”. This was written like William Shakespeare.






Working With Wood

Posted in Poem, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on September 2, 2015

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