Chamblee54

Author Insults Part Two

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on June 17, 2026


I was repeating a story about AI … Author Insults, not Artificial Intelligence. An important link had gone dead, and needed to be refreshed by the Wayback machine. While there, I started to look through the comments.

Jean-Paul • Louis-Ferdinand Céline on D.H.Lawrence’s “Lady Chatterley’s Lover”:
“600 hundred pages for a gamekeeper’s dick, it’s way too long.”
William MacAdams • Virginia Woolf on James Joyce: “Ulysses is merely the scratching of pimples on the body of the bootboy at Claridges.”
 … Letter to Lytton Strachey, April 24, 1922
Jess • H.L Mencken on Gertrude Stein: “It is the great achievement of Miss Stein that she has made English easier to write and harder to read”
Cole • Mark Twain on Jane Austen: “Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.”

PJ • Robert Louis Stevenson on Matthew Arnold:
“Poor Matt. He’s gone to heaven, no doubt, but he won’t like God.”
Colette Bancroft • Flannery O’Connor on Harper Lee: “I think for a child’s book it does all right.
It’s interesting that all the folks that are buying it don’t know they’re reading a child’s book.”
Tom • James Jones on Ernest Hemingway: “The problem with Papa was he always wanted to suck a cock. But when he found the one that fit, it had a double barrel.”

Retromash • “How is Harlan Ellison not on this list?” “Because he can only be entered on a short list.”
MousePotato • H.L. Mencken on Henry James:
“He writes with all the daring of a grandmother smoking marijuana.”
James • Mark Twain on Henry James:
“Once you put one of his books down, you simply can’t pick it up again.”
Tom • David Foster Wallace vs. Bret Easton Ellis:
Is American Psycho Profound, Artistic Nihilism or Stupid, Shallow Nihilism?”

sourpuss • “Well, since we’re being lit’ry, don’t you think it might have been nice to have provided sources for the quotes? Maybe some credit to the compilers of various collections of literary invective?” … This is a problem for both Author Insults and Artificial Intelligence. You cannot believe what you see. Someone with too much free time could perform due diligence on this collection, and separate the truth from the fiction.

SMB • “I suppose Ambrose Bierce’s pithy “The covers of this book are too far apart.” could be recycled for general use. Don’t know what book he said that about …” I was delighted to see Ambrose Bierce included in this party, and wanted to see the context of that remark. A bit of googling led me to a story by the Quote Investigator. It turns out the quote was first attributed to Mr. Bierce was 1923, ten years after he disappeared in Mexico.

JC • “This article is plagarized wholesale from The 50 best author vs. author put-downs of all time. Trimming the list down does not make it original material. One would assume the author, Emily Temple, would at least acknowledge another source.” … This comment piqued my interest. However, it simply is not true. There were only ten duplicates in the two collections. The forty remaining quotes will be the basis of a forthcoming post, Author Insults Part Three. Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. John Vachon took the social media picture in May 1938. “Home supervisor showing Mrs. Pope how to keep account book, Irwinville Farms, Georgia” ©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Author Insults

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on June 16, 2026


30. H.G. Wells on Henry James “A hippopotams trying to pick up a pea.”
29. Gustave Flaubert on George Sand “A great cow full of ink.”
28. Robert Louis Stevenson on Walt Whitman “…like a large shaggy dog just unchained
scouring the beaches of the world and baying at the moon.”

27. Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante Alighieri “A hyena that wrote poetry on tombs.”
26. Vladimir Nabokov on Fyodor Dostoevsky “Dostoevky’s lack of taste, his monotonous dealings with persons suffering with pre-Freudian complexes, the way he has of wallowing in the tragic misadventures of human dignity — all this is difficult to admire.”

25. Gertrude Stein on Ezra Pound “A village explainer.
Excellent if you were a village, but if you were not, not.”
24. Virginia Woolf on Aldous Huxley “All raw, uncooked, protesting.”
23. H. G. Wells on George Bernard Shaw “An idiot child screaming in a hospital.”

22. Joseph Conrad on D.H. Lawrence “Filth. Nothing but obscenities.”

21. Lord Byron on John Keats “Here are Johnny Keats’ piss-a-bed poetry, and three novels by God knows whom… No more Keats, I entreat: flay him alive; if some of you don’t I must skin him myself: there is no bearing the drivelling idiotism of the Mankin.”

20. Vladimir Nabokov on Joseph Conrad “I cannot abide Conrad’s souvenir shop style and bottled ships and shell necklaces of romanticist cliches.”
19. Dylan Thomas on Rudyard Kipling “Mr Kipling … stands for everything in this cankered world which I would wish were otherwise.”

18. Ralph Waldo Emerson on Jane Austen “Miss Austen’s novels . . . seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of
English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world. Never was life so pinched and narrow. The one problem in the mind of the writer . . . is marriageableness.”

17. Martin Amis on Miguel Cervantes “Reading Don Quixote can be compared to an indefinite visit from your most impossible senior relative, with all his pranks, dirty habits, unstoppable reminiscences, and terrible cronies. When the experience is over, and the old boy checks out at last (on page 846 — the prose wedged tight, with no breaks for dialogue), you will shed tears all right; not tears of relief or regret but tears of pride. You made it, despite all that ‘Don Quixote’ could do.”
16. Charles Baudelaire on Voltaire “I grow bored in France — and the main reason is that everybody here resembles Voltaire…the king of
nincompoops, the prince of the superficial, the anti-artist, the spokesman of janitresses, the Father Gigone of the editors of Siecle.”

15. William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
14. Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”

13. Gore Vidal on
Truman Capote “He’s a full-fledged housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices.”
12. Oscar Wilde on Alexander Pope “There are two ways of disliking poetry;
one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.”
11. Vladimir Nabokov on Ernest Hemingway “As to Hemingway, I read him for the first time in the early ‘forties, something about bells, balls and bulls, and loathed it.”

10. Henry James on
Edgar Allan Poe
“An enthusiasm for Poe is the mark of a decidedly primitive stage of reflection.”

09. Truman Capote on Jack Kerouac “That’s not writing, that’s typing.”
08. Elizabeth Bishop on J.D. Salinger “I HATED [Catcher in the Rye]. It took me days to go through it, gingerly, a page at a time, and blushing with embarrassment for him every ridiculous sentence of the way. How can they let him do it?”

07. D.H. Lawrence on Herman Melville
“Nobody can be more clownish, more clumsy and sententiously in bad taste, than Herman Melville, even in a great book like ‘Moby Dick’…. One wearies of the grand serieux. There’s something false about it. And that’s Melville. Oh dear, when the solemn ass brays! brays! brays!”

06. W. H. Auden on Robert Browning “I don’t think
Robert Browning was very good in bed. His wife probably didn’t care for him very much. He snored and had fantasies about twelve-year-old girls.”
05. Evelyn Waugh on Marcel Proust
“I am reading Proust for the first time. Very poor stuff. I think he was mentally defective.”

04. Mark Twain on Jane Austen “I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate
them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can’t conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”
03. Virginia Woolf on James Joyce “the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.”

02. William
Faulkner on Mark Twain “A hack writer who would not have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tricked out a few of the old proven sure fire literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy.”
01. D.H. Lawrence on James Joyce “My God, what a clumsy olla putrida James Joyce is! Nothing but old fags and cabbage stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness.”

Bonus. Mary McCarthy on Lillian Hellman “Every word she writes is a lie, including and and the.”

Bonus Two, from Flannery O’Connor “I hope you don’t have friends who recommend Ayn Rand to you. The fiction of Ayn Rand is as low as you can get re fiction. I hope you picked it up off the floor of the subway and threw it in the nearest garbage pail. She makes Mickey Spillane look like Dostoevsky.”

This content was published June 29, 2024. These author insults were borrowed from flavorwire, who borrowed them from Examiner.com. HT to Andrew Sullivan. Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. John Vachon took the social media picture in April 1938. “Farm women, Halifax County, North Carolina” ©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Goodbye Mr. Carlin

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on June 11, 2026


This content was published June 23, 2008. George Denis Patrick Carlin died June 22, 2008. … A few months ago, I put a post up about George Carlin. “At this point, a look at wikipedia is in order. I was wondering if Mr. C was alive, or if I somehow missed something.”

I was only a marginal fan of Mr. Carlin, but I admire a man who succeeds. The fact that he was a success, and could hang on to his integrity, is sweet. With his lifestyle, making 71 is pretty good.

As for wondering if I missed something, I do that all the time. Through a bit of internet curiosity last night, I found the story the story of the arrest of Larry Sinclair. Mr. Sinclair made his clebrity with the dubious claim of an affair with BHO. He rented a room at the National Press Club to talk about himself, and left in handcuffs. A man with outstanding warrants should not be seeking publicity. Even if nature made his attorney wear a kilt. George Carlin was a satirist, among other things. I doubt he could make up anything like the Larry Sinclair story.

Here is the original, posted March 16, 2008. … Is George Carlin really that funny? I saw a link to a routine about euphemisms at ATL Malcontent. I suspect that Malcontent is a euphemism.

So, I have too much time, and I click on the link. Mr. C makes a bunch of obvious jokes about the evasion procedures we conduct with the King’s english. … One night, Lenny Bruce was performing in Chicago. The police decided to review the show. Mr. Bruce was taken prisoner by the fuzz. The authorities decided to make the audience members show ID to get out, and one man loudly objected, and was arrested. The man was George Carlin.

Mr. C began to be popular about the time I was about to graduate from High School. I heard the album about the Seven Words you cannot say on television once, which is enough. They all refer to body parts and body functions, and it does say something about our culture that these words are demonized like they are.

At this point, a look at wikipedia is in order. I was wondering if Mr. C was alive, or if I somehow missed something. He is from New York. His real name is Carlin. He was the first guest host on Saturday Night Live. In 1961, he married Brenda Hosbrook. The couple was together until her death in 1997. … Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. Jack Delano took the social media picture in September 1940. “Farm woman holding one of her children in submarginal farm area of Rumsey Hill, near Erin, New York” ©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Mantrap

Posted in Undogegorized by chamblee54 on June 6, 2026


0604-1122 My walk today was typical. I did 36 minutes, and had mild foot dizziness. I could have walked more, but wasn’t really feeling it. I was pretty happy when I got to the top of the hill and heard the buzzer. … The podcast I listened to was Gone South. The story was about some frat boys at a college in Charleston. They were dealing drugs, getting caught, and narking off each other.

I had 9 minutes to go when that finished, and so I decided to go back to József Antal Eszterhás (Joe Eszterhas) on Joe Rogan Experience. I was already ninety minutes in, and had decided that JAE was a liar. JAE said that he had lunch with Martin Luther King, “before he became the towering international figure.” JAE would have been about 16 years old. JAE also said Mick Jagger and Keith Richards went to Woody Creek to see Hunter S. Thompson. Google said there’s no record of any such visit. I was already a bit suspicious of the dude.

So JAE starts talking about Jimi Hendrix. JAE went up to his hotel room. They started smoking pot at 9:30 in the morning. By 11:00 they were looking for lunch. Hendrix said I’ve got a driver downstairs, let’s go get something to eat . They go downstairs, and Mitch Mitchell and Noel Redding were waiting. The five of them go to a Hungarian restaurant that JAE knew about. And then … this story is nonsense. Turn the show off, and walk down the hill in silence.

0605-0956 The second day of a new habit is always difficult. You have a bright idea, and it works well on the first day. You have to do it the second day. … The morning walk went well today. I had very little problems with my feet, but a little bit of soreness with my right knee. I can live with that. I even did an extra lap after the buzzer went off.

The podcast today was Criminal. The episode, Mantrap, was about people who property has been broken into. They set a booby trap to catch the burglar. Sometimes the shotgun goes off, someone loses a leg, and they sue the mantrapper. This is the sort of thing that lawyers love to argue about.

The word mantrap caught my eye when I first saw this show. There was a line in Our American Cousin: “Don’t know the manners of good society, eh? I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap.” This was the cue for John W. Booth to enter the presidential box, and shoot Abraham Lincoln. At least the President died laughing. … Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. Marion Post Wolcott took the social media picture in May 1939. “Nurse Shamburg weighing Ira Dencie Pettway’s baby in project clinic. Gee’s Bend, Alabama”
©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Dark And Stormy Night

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on June 4, 2026


This content was published June 9, 2024. … “I was stark naked, stoned out of my mind on heroin, and between my legs giving me head was Janis Joplin.” These 21 words open Going Down With Janis. Peggy Caserta was allegedly the gf, and definitely the heroin buddy, of the chanteuse.

There isn’t anywhere to go from there but up. As it turns out, the intercom is full of people who supply good opening lines from literature. It saves you the trouble of reading the rest of the book. Here are Top 10 Most Outrageous Opening Lines in Literature, in reverse order.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Douglas Adams 1979 “Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”

Neuromancer William Gibson 1984 “The sky above the port was the color of television,
tuned to a dead channel.”

Notes From The Underground Fyodor Dostoyevsky 1864 “I am a sick man . . . I am a wicked man. An unattractive man, I think my liver hurts.”

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest Ken Kesey 1962 “They’re out there. Black boys in white suits up before me to commit sex acts in the hall and get it mopped up before I can catch them.”

Trainspotting Irvine Welsh 1993 “The sweat was lashing oafay Sick Boy; he wis trembling.”

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas Hunter S. Thompson 1971 “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . .’ And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming, ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'”

The Metamorphosis Franz Kafka 1915 “As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.”

Pride And Prejudice Jane Austen, 1813 “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.”

The Catcher In The Rye JD Salinger, 1951 “If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.”

Moby Dick Herman Melville, 1850 “Call me Ishmael.”

Peter Pan JM Barrie, 1911 “All children, except one, grow up.”

Anna Karenina Leo Tolstoy, 1873-7 “Happy families are all alike;
every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”

Women Charles Bukowski “I was 50 years old and hadn’t been to bed with a woman for four years. I had no women friends. I looked at them as I passed them on the streets or wherever I saw them, but I looked at them without yearning and with a sense of futility. I masturbated regularly, but the idea of having a relationship with a woman—even on non-sexual terms—was beyond my imagination.”

The Bible author unknown Genesis 1: “In the beginning God created the heaven and the Earth”

Naked Lunch William S. Burroughs “I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their devil doll stool pigeons, crooning over my spoon and dropper I throw away at Washington Square Station, vault a turnstile and two flights down the iron stairs, catch an uptown A train… Young, good looking, crew cut, Ivy League, advertising exec type fruit holds the door back.” … Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. Russell Lee took the social media picture in November 1939. “Negroes talking, market square, Waco, Texas” ©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Marilyn Truther

Posted in History, Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on May 27, 2026


This content was originally published May 31, 2018. … Marilyn Monroe was photographed reading Ulysses, the famously difficult book by James Joyce. 63 years later, a man posted the picture on twitter, while promoting a study course on Ulysses. If Marilyn read it, then you can too! I said something uncooperative, and a brief twitter fight broke out. Since the study course promoter, and his tweeting buddy, did not give permission, they will not be quoted here. One exception, the titular “Marilyn Truther,” was coined by the promoter.

@chamblee54 “It was a joke, at one time, to give models a book to pose with. It was considered funny to give them a difficult book like “Ulysses”” · “Who needs to show a citation? I may be wrong. I asked Google, and found this. According to the photographer, Marilyn did not read it from start to finish. A more accurate answer is that Marilyn read parts of it. The story by Eve Arnold should not be taken as unchallenged truth, but it is all we have. I should have researched this before i spoke. Did you?” · “I had read that about other models. I also read numerous quotes, attributed to Marilyn, that proved to be phony. Photography is a medium open to manipulation, and creation of fantasy. Just because you see a picture, that does not mean it happened.” · “Eve Arnold … a woman … took that picture. How do we know Marilyn told the truth? Maybe Marilyn was just trying to make a good impression on the lady. Would Marilyn have said the same thing if the photographer was a man?”

I disputed that Marilyn Monroe had read Ulysses, and will never know for sure either way. I am not the first person to wonder about this. “Richard Brown, a Professor of Modern Literature at the University of Leeds with a special interest in James Joyce, was intrigued by Eve Arnold’s photos of Marilyn. Curious to know if Marilyn was indeed reading Joyce’s novel or if she was merely posing for the photo, Brown wrote Arnold a letter, which she replied on 20 July 1993. Unfortunately, I don’t have Arnold’s complete letter to show you … In any case, the excerpt from Arnold’s letter is interesting as she was telling Brown exactly what he wanted to know”:

We worked on a beach on Long Island. She was visiting Norman Rosten the poet. … I asked her what she was reading when I went to pick her up (I was trying to get an idea of how she spent her time). She said she kept Ulysses in her car and had been reading it for a long time. She said she loved the sound of it and would read it aloud to herself to try to make sense of it — but she found it hard going. She couldn’t read it consecutively. When we stopped at a local playground to photograph she got out the book and started to read while I loaded the film. So, of course, I photographed her. It was always a collaborative effort of photographer and subject where she was concerned — but almost more her input. … I suggest to them that perhaps if Marilyn, with her busy schedule, could manage to read Ulysses, then there’s no excuse for them not to read and enjoy it, too.”

Marilyn is reading the 1934 Random House edition, with the dust jacket removed. This is the edition that was famously set from a pirate version containing numerous errors. This defect notwithstanding, the dust-jacket artwork and typographic design by Ernst Reichl constitute one of the great works in the history of book design.”

What does this say about a screen icon who died in 1962? Maybe she was smarter than your typical dumb blonde. Maybe not. Marilyn had an instinct for the camera, and looking good on the screen brought joy to millions of fans. Is this post mortem resurrection, as an intellectual philosopher, merely another fantasy concocted by well meaning fans? Pictures never lie, and there is a picture of Marilyn, reading Ulysses, with a serious look on her pretty face. Of course it is real! A fantasy involving Norma Jean Baker Marilyn Monroe? How absurd! As long as the merchandise is paid for, and the instagrammers inspired, should we even care?

The cult of Marilyn has shown up on chamblee54 before. “Someone told me that Marilyn Monroe once remarked that she enjoyed reading poetry “because it saves time.” I like this quotation so much that I’ve never dared to confirm it; I’d feel disenchanted to learn it was bogus.”

This search for authenticity led to a forum called Data Lounge … “get your fix of gay gossip, news and pointless bitchery.” The “Marilyn: Smart or Stupid” debate rages through 200 comments, reaching a peak at comment 196. “Yes MM said every one of those quotes by herself! … But I’m worried for her, cause She’s my main spirit guide and Saviour and she recently commanded me to share this message! … Comment 42 is also tasty. “MM on the set of GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES in conversation with Jane Russell on embryological parallelism. “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.” … Jane’s reply: “I was about to say the same thing.”

In 2014, a facebook notice appeared. It was promoting a blog post by known idiot Matt Walsh. “If you can’t accept me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best.”… “the original quote is from Marilyn Monroe. It’s even more vapid and nauseating when taken in its full context: “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” Out of all the profundities ever uttered, what does it say about our society that THIS is the quote we’ve decided to take to heart?” The quote is disputed.

A link I cited above has a footnote: “1. Quoted in Richard Brown, “Marilyn Monroe Reading Ulysses: Goddess or Postcultural Cyborg?”, in R. B. Kershner (Ed), Joyce and Popular Culture, University Press of Florida, Gainesville, 1996, p. 174.” MMRUGOPC is available from a suspicious app. I did find an interview with Richard Brown. “I suggest to them that perhaps if Marilyn, with her busy schedule, could manage to read Ulysses, then there’s no excuse for them not to read and enjoy it, too.” … Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. Dorothea Lange took the social media picture in February 1939. “Listening to speeches at mass meeting of Works Progress Administration (WPA) workers protesting congressional cut of relief appropriations. San Francisco, California”
©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Patriots Burn The American Flag

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on May 26, 2026


This content was published May 12, 2009. … A few years ago, some lawyers took a case about flag-burning to the Supreme Court. The Justices decided that flag burning was not against the Constitution. The decision caused a lot of people to get upset. The case was Texas v. Johnson, the decision was issued June 21, 1989.

Many people like to display the flag. They leave it out in all kinds of weather, in direct sunlight, until the once proud flag is worn and tattered. At least when the flag is burned the damage is done quickly. As it is, the Red White and Blue becomes the Pink Gray and Lavender.

I was walking to WalMart today, and decided to record some examples of this slow moving desecration. It did not take long to find enough examples to illustrate this post. One site was the grave of a revolutionary war veteran.

The United States code has guidelines about respect for the flag. Many of these are routinely ignored, often by people who consider themselves patriots. … 174 (c) Inclement weather – The flag should not be displayed on days when the weather is inclement, except when an all weather flag is displayed. … 176 (i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. … 176 (k) The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.

There was once a bumper sticker. It had the stars and stripes, and the words “Try Burning This One”. The vehicle was left in direct sun during the day. The sunlight wasted those colors.

There is a pledge of allegiance for the flag. The phrase “under God” is famously included. Is this a violation of the third commandment, regarding the proper use of sacred names? Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. The social media picture: “Unidentified soldier of the 34th Indiana Infantry Regiment in zouave uniform” ©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Cuss Words

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on May 21, 2026


This content was published May 29, 2012. … There is a lively feature today, A brief history of four letter words. It deals with the evolution of profanity. HT to Andrew Sullivan. Examples will be used in this feature. If such language offends you, please skip the text, and enjoy the pictures.

Golly! Zounds! Gadzooks! These are the kind of things Captain Marvel would say. Almost any other superhero would be too mature for such, childish silly words. And yet, during Shakespeare’s time, they made him one of the more edgy writers out there. They’re not just random sounds, but contractions, meant to make absolutely shocking sentiments less outright obscene. Golly, zounds, and gadzooks were, in order, God’s body, God’s wounds, and God’s hocks.”

The body of God, or Jesus, is a big deal to some varieties of Christians. When Shakespeare was in business, it was even more so. Religious profanity is less and less explosive, as bumper sticker’s about God’s last name might indicate. When Europe was fighting wars about the best way to worship, this talk about Godfrey Daniels was explosive.

The third commandment refers to the proper use of sacred names. It’s application is in the ear of the beholder. I think that a “Pledge of Allegiance” to a flag is not the proper use of a holy name. And I am notoriously non Christian.

The Whisper of the River is about a “raised right” young man who goes to college. A yankee neighbor says “good God a mighty”. The raised right young man calls him out about “using the name of the Lord in vain”. I used to work with an obnoxious “Pastor” who was fond of shouting GGAM.

Some people think they are being righteous by not using certain words. The truth is that profanity is a social standard. God has better things to worry about than what words people use to describe procreation. All of the Carlin seven appear in the Bible, in one of the many languages used.

Bitch and ass are two words that used to refer to animals. “Ass is actually two words blended together to become an obscenity. Ass, the swear word, started out as irs, which meant the back end of anything, not just animals. It became arse, and eventually rounded out and emerged as an ass. … Bitch started out as a female dog in breeding condition. From there its meaning expanded to anything female in breeding condition, and eventually it expanded to become promiscuous, angry women … or anything “especially disagreeable.” Sliding between the slightly sexual, the slightly referring to sexuality, and the literal meaning of the word got bitch into general conversation, and most television shows. It also helps that being “especially disagreeable,” rather than meek and accommodating has become a point of pride for both women and male homosexuals, and so even at its most insulting, the word has lost the power to shock as society has moved on.”

Both bitch and ass have become more acceptable. Ass is frequently attached to hole, which describes a (hopefully) functioning body part. This word is a serious insult. Names for genitalia also function, with remarkable versatility, as cuss words.

At the start of the Carlin seven is piss and shit. These were created using onomatopoeia … a word that sounds like what it describes. They refer to excretion, both as noun and verb. Excrete is seldom used as profanity, even though it means the same thing. As time goes down the toilet, both piss and shit have acquired multiple meanings.

Which brings us to the F bomb. It is similar to the German Ficken or the Dutch Fokken. It almost certainly is NOT an acronym. Technically it is not one of the Carlin seven. If it is, then mother is a super cussword. With a profitable holiday in May, mother will always be said on television.

There is a popular naughty word with six letters. It *triggers* people. If Mr. Carlin had used this word in his monolog, his career would have ended. This word was used by Mark Twain. It is used today by millions of people. Many people who use this word are described by it. Our culture might be better off without this word, but America is stuck with it.

Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. The social media picture was taken “between 1896 and 1901”.“U.S.S. Brooklyn, “Hogan’s Alley”” These men swore like sailors.
©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Liberace’s Birthday

Posted in GSU photo archive, Holidays, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on May 19, 2026


What follows is a script for a guided meditation. It was presented May 16, 2026, in Highlands NC. The date and location are central to this exercise. We will be using 4-7-8 Breathing. When we are in Tibet, on the other side of the world, we will practice Loving Kindness Meditation.

Welcome to my guided meditation. Thank you for helping to create this. The theme of the weekend is Transcending Traditions. Or maybe the opposite … Cis Beginning. Either way, we are going to take a different approach. Please don’t take this too seriously. … I am going to be pronouncing names in unfamiliar languages. I will make mistakes. I am also going to be presenting details, which are not guaranteed to be accurate. I would enjoy your forgiveness. If you cannot hear me clearly, please raise your hand, and I will speak louder.

From time to time, we are going to welcome people into our circle. When I say “Welcome ___” you are invited to say the name with me. … Let’s draw the circle close together. I would like for us all to hold hands, or have some other physical connection to the circle. The people on my side can place a hand on my shoulder or thigh, as I will be using my hands. … Please look across the circle, and see who is sitting there. If you don’t remember their name, remember the color of their shirt. Tuck this detail into your mind for later use. · Now, I would invite you to close your eyes. Put your feet firmly on the floor, and make yourself grounded and comfortable.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

Highlands NC is at 35.05° N latitude and -83.19° W longitude. We are going to use this as a starting point. Moving north from Highlands, we will go due north until we cross the state line into Tennessee. Bat Harbor TN, Jonesville VA, Hazard KY, Columbus OH, Detroit MI. We will leave land at Bad Axe MI, and move into Lake Huron. We will enter Canada at Blind River ON, and move up to Hudson Bay. We will be back on land in Nunavut (NOO·nuh·voot) Territory, and run out of land at Ellesmere Island. This is 82° N, and is one of the furthest north points on the planet. Alaska only goes up to 71°N. We will skate over the Arctic Ocean, and get to the North Pole. Be sure to say Hi to Santa Claus.

May 16 is the 136th day of 2026. 229 days remain. On May 16, 1770 – Marie Antoinette married the future King of France. Cake was served at the reception. · May 16, 1777 – In Savannah GA, Lachlan McIntosh killed Button Gwinnett in a duel. Mr. Gwinnett was a signer of the Declaration of Independence, and the namesake of Gwinnett County GA · On May 16, 1919, in West Allis, Wisconsin, Wladziu (VWAD jew) Valentino Liberace was born. He was known to friends as Lee, and to the world as Liberace. Please join me: Welcome Liberace, You will make our journey more fabulous with your presence. · On May 16, 1929, in Hollywood, the first Academy Awards ceremony took place. · Other fabulous people were born on May 16 include Janet Jackson, 1966, and Tucker Carlson, 1969.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

Moving down from the north pole, we are going to go south at 83° E. At 74°N, we will go into Russia at Taymyrsky Dolgano-Nenetsky District (Tie-MEER-skee Dol-GAH-nah Neh-NETS-kee). We will go through Russia into Serebryansk (seh-reh-BRYANSK) Kazakhstan, and on into Tacheng (tah-CHUNG) Prefecture, Xinjiang (SHIN·jaang) China. Soon, we will move over the frontier into Tibet, which is governed by China today. At Gêrzê (GUYD tsay) County, Ngari (NAH-ree) Prefecture, we will be at 35.05°N/83.19°E. This is the other side of the world from North Carolina.

At this time, I would invite you to think of a person that is special to you. I am going to say “I want”, and leave a silent space. When I leave the silent space, I want you to substitute that person’s name. We are going to wish for this person to be happy, healthy, prosperous, and safe. · Repeat after me. · (Breathe in, said by the presenter only) … I want __ to be happy. (Breathe in) … I want __ to be healthy. (Breathe in) … I want __ to be prosperous. (Breathe in) … I want __ to be safe.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

Moving through the Himilayas, we go through Dolpa (DOHL-pah) Nepal, before entering India at Gorakhpur (goh-RUK-poor) Uttar Pradesh (OO·taar pruh·DAYSH). We have been going through some cold lands, with very few people. Once we cross into India, that will change. We will leave India at Tantadi (TUN-tuh-dee) Andhra Pradesh (AAN·druh pruh·DAYSH), move into the Bay of Bengal, and on into the Indian Ocean. We have been in Asia for 3,898 miles.

We are going to be in the Indian Ocean until we reach Antarctica. As we go over the eastern equator, we can introduce the seven wiccan goddesses: Isis, Astarte, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna, Diana. Please join me: Welcome Isis, Astarte, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna, Diana
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

At some point in this ocean, we will reach 35.05°S/83.19°E. This is directly on the opposite side of the earth from Highlands, NC. If you were to take a laser beam, and point it at the center of the earth, this is where it would come out. · At 66.6° S, we will reach Antarctica. We have spent 5,761 miles on the Indian Ocean. Soon, we will reach the south pole.

At the north pole we talked about births on May 16. At the south pole, we will talk about deaths. In 1984, we lost Andy Kaufman. In 1985, we lost Margaret Hamilton, the wicked witch of the west. In 1990, we lost Sammy Davis Jr. and Jim Henson.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

Crossing the South Pole, we will return north at -83.19° W. Soon, after 2,829 miles in Antarctica, we will enter the Pacific Ocean. There will be no more land in the Southern hemisphere. South America is completely east of -83.19°W. Soon, we reach 35.05°S/-83.19° W, and move on up to the equator.

As we go over the western equator, I would like to welcome four men onto our journey. These men have been central to the connection between Man and the divine. These four men are Siddhartha Gautama (suh·DAAR·tuh GAU·tuh·muh), better known as the Buddah, Jesus of Nazareth, Muhammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh (muh-HAM-mud ib-n ab-DUL-lah) , and Elvis Aaron Presley. Buddha, Jesus, Muhammad, Elvis. Join me: Welcome Buddha, Jesus, Muhammad, Elvis.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

After 5,590 miles on the Pacific Ocean, we will reach land at Pavón Puntarenas (pah-VOHN poon-tah-REH-nahs) Province, Costa Rica. Soon we will be on the waters of the Gulf of MEXICO, before reaching land at Puerto Cabezas, Nicaragua. After passing through Cabo Gracias a Dios, Honduras, we will again sail over the Gulf of Mexico, and on to Bahia Honda (bah-HEE-ah ON-dah) Cuba. There will be one last trip on the Gulf of Mexico, before hitting North America at Horseshoe Beach, FL. We will cross the state line at Nasty Pond GA, go past Milledgeville, before arriving at Highlands, NC.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

This is the midway point of our journey. The next portion will be east at 35.05°N. This will be shorter than the North South portion, which covers the circumference of the planet. The only time this would happen east-west is at the equator. A degree of latitude is always 69 miles, while a degree of longitude is 56 miles at 35°N. Our total trip around the world is 24,840 miles going north-south, and 20,420 miles going east-west at 35.05° N.

We start the east-west part of out journey in Highlands NC, and move on to Rocky Bottom SC, (Always dreaming about Rocky Top TN). We go back into North Carolina south of Charlotte, before hitting the Atlantic Ocean at Ocracoke (OW·kruh·kowk) NC. Once again, our time on the Ocean will be uninterrupted, with 3,913 miles between North Carolina and Larache (la RAYSH), Morrocco. At Sidi Boubekeur (See-dee Boo Bake ER), Algeria, we will hit 35.05°N/0°E-W. We will go through La Laouata (Lah Lah-oo-AH-tah), Tunisia, before hitting the Mediterranean Sea. We will visit the islands of Crete and Cyprus, before hitting land at Soda Khawabi (So-dah KHAA-wa-bee), Syria.

On May 16, 1916, Great Britain and France signed the Sykes-Picot Agreement. This was an agreement regarding the Ottoman Empire properties once WW1 was over. France would get Syria, while Great Britain would get Palestine. These occupations did not go smoothly. The Sykes-Picot agreement was one step in the process of West Asia becoming the mess that it is today.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

Moving east from Syria, we will go through Baiji (BY-jee), Iraq, which would be included in a future Kurdistan. We go through Hasanabad-e Shir Mohammad (Huh-sun-uh-BAUD-eh Sheer Moh-hum-MUD), Iran, Puza Aw (POO-zah AHH) Afghanistan, miss Turkmenistan by a few miles, before going through to Bagh Dehri (BAHG DAY-ree) Pakistan. Soon, we will be North of Kashmir, where it is tough to say who the government is. The next stop is Tibet/China, where we will once again at Gêrzê (GUYD tsay) County, Ngari (NAH-ree) Prefecture, where we will be at 35.05°N/83.19°E. … the other side of the world from North Carolina. In 390 miles east, we will be at 90°E.

A few minutes ago, I asked you to note who is sitting across the circle from you. I want you to think of this person, and say their name when I say leave a silent space. Repeat after me. · (Breathe in, said by the presenter only) … I want __ to be happy. (Breathe in) … I want __ to be healthy. (Breathe in) … I want __ to be prosperous. (Breathe in) … I want __ to be safe.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

Moving out of the mountains, we will exit Asia through Rizhao Shandong (REE-jaow SHAN-dong) China. This is 4,707 miles from Syria. We shall visit Gwangju (GWAANG·joo), South Korea, and leave land for good at Minamiboso (mee-nah-mee-BOH-soh), Japan. After a while in the Pacific, we get to where 35.05° N hits 180° E-W. We will spend 5,698 miles on the Pacific before coming ashore at Pismo Beach CA. We will only spend 4 miles in Nevada, before going through Flagstaff AZ, Zuni Reservation NM, Amarillo TX, Hobart OK, and Conway AR. The Tennessee-Mississippi border is legally intended to be at 35 degrees north latitude. However, due to errors in surveying technology, the actual line (often called the “Winchester Line”) is about a mile south of the 35th parallel. We will go through Memphis, -90W, and Chattanooga, before arriving in Highlands NC. This is 2,632 miles across America from Pismo Beach CA.
Breathe in (4 seconds) Hold (7 seconds) Breathe out (8 seconds).

We are now back where we started. When you are ready, gently open your eyes. You may want to be careful when you stand up, and get used to being back in North Carolina. Thank you, and enjoy the rest of the day. Pictures today are from Georgia State University Library The social media picture was taken September 27, 1955. “West Peachtree and Peachtree Streets
©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Sunday Morning Drabbles

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on May 17, 2026


This content was published May 18, 2025. … Today is May 18, 2025. I am going to write new material for my blog today, based largely on content from May 2008. This was the first year that chamblee54 was on WordPress. I was driving a truck in Marietta, and listening to am talk radio. The 2008 election was going on. John McCain was going to be the Republican candidate, and Barack H. Obama was the Democrat wannabe. The 2008 economic meltdown was a few weeks away. After the economic meltdown, I lost my job, and the election of Obama became inevitable.

Another shot in the arm deals with capital punishment. On May 6, 2008, Georgia was preparing to off a convict. … Semantic timeout. While hung, shot, or beheaded are obvious verbs for more archaic means of execution, what is the expression for “executed by lethal injection”? What do you call the process where a GDC employee shoots up a person with substances that will cause their demise?  Injecticide? … With all the corruption, lawyers, and rampant egomania in the justice business, how can the death penalty ever be administered fairly? Was this practice ever intended to be fair?

There was a comment thread at a Christian blog. The topic of preaching at funerals came up: “I want to see God’s grace and name honored.” Preaching an unwanted message to grieving people does not honor God. Christians frequently do not respect non-believers. Christians feel that if they only repeat their message over and over that others will agree with it. However, many of us have made up our minds. The more you try, the more you alienate us. A heavy religious message at a funeral is an example of this. Many incontinent evangelicals are like dogs that will not quit barking.

Like many men of my degeneration/generation, I had long hair. The problem is, with a Georgiawhiteboi like me, hair turns into worms after about three centimeters. It is way too much work to take care of. So I bought a pair of clippers. It was the modern version of letting my freak flag fly … I was in the church’s fried chicken on Broad street downtown. The two drag queens were in front of me in line.They got their food and left. When I stepped to the counter, I heard this girl say to her friend ”Her hayyer is so preeiitee”

Tallulah Bankhead was making a movie, “Lifeboat”, directed by Alfred Hitchcock. Some of the other actors commented that Miss Bankhead was not wearing panties. Mr. Hitchcock wondered if this was a matter for wardrobe or a matter for hairdressing … Did Mohawks really shave their heads except for a stripe of hair in the middle? That would seem to be a lot of trouble for pre-modern men living in upstate New York. A Mohawk haircut is high maintenance, just like many who display them. … When asked how long it takes to do her hair, Dolly Parton replies. “I don’t know I am not there”

A clean pair of socks is change you can believe in. … The intangibles include respect, good will, and trust. Semantic fine tuning aside, these words mean the same thing. … A man has to believe in something. I believe I will have a drink. W.C. Fields … Mr. Barnum once said “there is a sucker born every minute”. This belief served Mr. Barnum abundantly … Miss Teenage South Carolina gave a famous speech. The first three words were ” I personally believe” … Anyone can quote the Bible. To do so without the trust of the listener is to speak in vain.

Opinions are like a smelly, though productive, body part. What does this say about beliefs? … Believe is a seven letter word. The first two letters are BE. The next three letters are LIE …  Cher had a hit song called “Believe” The hair is a wig, the plastic surgery is paid for, but do you believe. … John 3:16 has more than 22 words. That verse helps reduce Jesus to a scheme for life after death. … My opinions about G-d, the Bible, Jesus, and Life after Death are none of your business. … Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. The social media picture: “Private Lucien Love of Co. D, 43rd Virginia Cavalry Battalion … Photo shows young identified soldier. Lucien Love is one of six Mosby Rangers executed by the Union in September 1864 near Front Royal, Virginia.”

Always Take Sides

Posted in Library of Congress, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on May 16, 2026


This content was originally published May 15, 2019. … “Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim.” This meme, illustrated by the gnomic face of Elie Wiesel, turns up on facebook a lot. (Elie Wiesel is pronounced like Elly Mae Clampett) Some find it inspiring. Others think it is simplistic and manipulative.

There are two questions. Did Mr. Wiesel say that? What was the context? The quote appears in the acceptance speech for the 1986 Nobel Peace Prize. The next sentence is “Sometimes we must interfere.” We immediately go from the absolute always, to the conditional sometimes. That is progress, even if it does not fit on a bumper sticker.

Elie Wiesel was born in Sighet, Romania, in 1928. … In May 1944, Wiesel was deported to the Auschwitz concentration camp along with his parents and his sisters. Wiesel and his father were slave laborers at Auschwitz. His father died in January 1945 during a forced march to another camp, Buchenwald, and his mother and younger sister were murdered as well. After the war, Wiesel moved to France, where he worked as a journalist.”

The Israel-Palestine problem was just as vexing in 1986 as today. Here is what Mr. Wiesel said in his speech. “More people are oppressed than free. And then, too, there are the Palestinians to whose plight I am sensitive but whose methods I deplore. Violence and terrorism are not the answer. Something must be done about their suffering, and soon. I trust Israel, for I have faith in the Jewish people. Let Israel be given a chance, let hatred and danger be removed from her horizons, and there will be peace in and around the Holy Land.”

Who is the oppressor in the Middle East, and who is the victim? Many sides can make a case for their cause. Who is the better at persuasion? Who is better at playing the shady game of influence, and money. Often, more noise encourages the tormentor. The answer to age old conflicts is seldom found in bumper stickers, or facebook memes.

“…to whose plight I am sensitive but whose methods I deplore.” “Always take sides” means that you pick one side in a conflict, and use the tools of rhetoric to promote that cause. It can be tough to tell the good guys from the bad guys. Simplistic rhetoric is *never* the answer.

In 1986, the Iran-Iraq war was raging. Hundreds of thousands of men died. Many said the war was allowed to go on intentionally. Allegedly, if Iran and Iraq were not fighting each other, they would be fighting Israel. The United States was allied with Iraq, while making arms deals with Iran. Israeli dealers participated in the United States-Iran arms trading. The profits from those deals went to supply terrorists in Central America. “Sometimes we must interfere.” … Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. Jack Delano took the social media picture in May 1940. “Interior of general store at Stem, Granville County, North Carolina, with high school boys dressed up because it’s Election Day.” ©Luther Mckinnon 2026 · selah

Cadavre Exquis

Posted in Undogegorized by chamblee54 on May 15, 2026


This content was originally published May 7, 2024. … When you are the featured poet at a reading, it is good manners to show up on time. I was scheduled to feature at the Little 5 Poetry bash, but the traffic had other plans. I got to Java Lords at 1832, got a cup of coffee, and went into the lobby of 7 Stages theater. It was empty. I sat down, and took a notebook out of my backpack. As I was looking for an inkpen, Rosser Shymanski walked in, wearing a lovely pair of lime green shoes.

The event was outside on the patio. Han Vance, the primary perpetrator of the event, was on the microphone. “Tomorrow is my first UNNIVERSARY, would-be 13th wedding anniversary so I’m gonna do a special set before you go.” It was an emotional evening for Mr. Vance, but he pulled through. There were only two more poets reading, Mitchell Padgett and Mark LaFountain.

After a while, Rosser pulled some clipboards out of a box, and introduced a parlor game. Each person would start a group poem. You write two lines. Fold the paper over the first line, and pass the clipboard on to the next person. They write two lines, hide the first one, and pass it on to the next person. When you fill up the page, you have a poem.

Cadavre exquis is similar to the old parlour game consequences – in which players write in turn on a sheet of paper, fold to conceal what they have written, and pass it on to the next player – but adapted so that parts of the body are drawn instead.

It was invented in 1925 in Paris by the surrealists Yves Tanguy, Jacques Prévert, and Marcel Duchamp. The name ‘cadavre exquis’ was derived from a phrase that resulted when they first played the game, ‘le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau’ (‘the exquisite corpse will drink the new wine’).”

Some killjoy observed that stream of consciousness is more fun to write than it is to read … and don’t even think about editing. There is a discussion to be had whether consequences, with or without truth, should be chosen before an exquisite corpse.