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Religion By Government Choice

Posted in Politics, Religion by chamblee54 on April 10, 2013

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There is a bloggingheads.tv show about Israel/Palestine, starring Sarah Posner and Maysoon Zayid. As you might guess by the names, Ms. Zayid is the Muslim.

The show is amazing, and should be listened to in it’s entirety. The point that PG had never heard before concerns people living in the Palestine/Israel landmass. People must carry an ID card, with a religion stamped on it. The government decides what your religion is. Since BHO had a Muslim father, he would be classified as Muslim. Ms. Zayid is not an admirer of BHO.

Pictures are from The Library of Congress.

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Repost If You Are Not Scared

Posted in Religion, Repost this sign, The Internet, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on April 10, 2013

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There is a bit of graphic wisdom on facebook. The title of the image is “Post this on your wall and see what peol llke about u:” The graphic was found on the wall of Eddie Williams (ImyChocolateily). The graphic was posted with the comment, “Repost if u ain’t scared.”

There were comments associated with the graphic. Ebonie Marie Nothing n***** cause i see u every day and we look alike January 3 at 12:18pm · Like · 18 Eddie Williams U just called yourself ugly then dumbass January 3 at 12:22pm via mobile · Like · 36 Ebonie Marie Lol i didnt call myslef shitt i said i look like u so nothuing cause i see u every day i didnt call u ugly u dumbass January 3 at 1:19pm

Mr. Google has 13 million things to say about Repost if u ain’t scared. The top result is a forum comment, Hacker I ain’t afraid of you. “take a long, hard look at yourself. Know what I see? I see a big loser with no life who has to make others small to feel special. Repost this if you’re also sick of Hackers: I. Ain’t. Scared. Of. YOU. And neither are my friends. ” PG thought you were supposed to use one period per sentence, placed at the end. urwallpost01

Retro James Hamilton reposted the graphic. Kayla Christine Schlaugat 12 I say Carissa Seguin guys james doesn’t need to inflate his ego anymore Kayla Christine Schlaugat Lol …. Awesome Carissa Retro James Hamilton Lol, thanks rissa. Buzz kill. I suppose I can try to tone down the ego a bit if I must.

The tastefully named that ***t ain’t cool gives some advice. “Just a friendly reminder: If you see any artwork/gifs in the League tag that arn’t yours and have ‘Elohell’ on the bottom, don’t repost it. Elohell is not a correct source. They are content thieves. The same goes for if somebody reposts something without the source or proper credit. Please don’t do it. Just don’t repost work that isn’t yours in the first place. If you want to post something so bad, use a source finder like SauceNAO to find it. “

Some beta facility called who’s talking, serves as a tweet distributor. Is this why Al Gore invented the internet? JBitch559 : Idc waat others saY I’m , diagnost with depression & anorexia .Repost if your suffering from any disorder; http://t.co/1VnOYfQGpK rachbuck : I have this secret fear that all those “repost if you love God” pictures that I skipped out on will come back to bite me on judgement day. janine_kitteh : I am sooo boardnothing to do but fantasize bout liam payne yumm but thats good repost if u can relate fllow 4 a fllow RubyBluOfficial : REPOST* … If you supporting my Cosmic Journey then please follow @webornlosers !!! I’m all shades… http://t.co/OaIDCrmbN0

The last result on first page is from google+, Your Daily Love Emotions. Tell a girl she is beautiful – she will believe it for a moment. Tell a girl she’s ugly – she will believe it for a lifetime. This post is written like William Shakespeare. “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”.

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Water Or Coca Cola

Posted in The Internet, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on April 10, 2013

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There is some text floating around facebook about the various qualities of water and coca cola. It discusses some of the benefits of drinking water, and a few negatives about “soft” drinks. Few will argue that most people need to drink more water, just as almost nobody considers “pop” to be health food. The trouble is, this text doesn’t know when to stop.

The last line was what set the BS detector into overdrive. “3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!” With the miracle of select-google, the answer was on the screen in less time than it takes the bubbles to stop fizzing. Snopes says to stop worrying, and have a Pepsi.

One thing the text does not mention is water contamination. We take for granted having clean water available at the turn of a spigot. This is one advance of civilization that has not traveled to much of the world. You often have a better chance of getting a clean drinking fluid from a soda that a faucet.

As we said, few doubt that drinking water is good for you. The trouble arises when you go overboard with your claims. Once you set off the BS detector, it is tough to turn it off. If you are trying to educate people, you need to gain their trust. When you tell people things that are not true, they no longer trust you. Pictures today are from Gwinnett county.

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Welfare Cup

Posted in Politics, The Internet, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on April 9, 2013







PG got an email today. It was a chain email, with the tasteful title “TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE”. It has a couple of paragraphs of text, a cute animation repeated seven times, and a disclaimer. If you print it out, it is five pages long. Holy dead trees, Batman. Here is the message:
I thought you’d like this. We’d probably lower our national def. a whole lot if we put this plan into play. TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE . . . I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test. So, here is my question: Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt – doing drugs while I work.
Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? I guess we could call the program “URINE OR YOU’RE OUT”! Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t. Hope you all will pass it along, though. Something has to change in this country – AND SOON! P.S. All politicians should have to pass a urine test too!

The information contained in this communication and all accompanying documents from Coilcraft may be confidential and/or legally privileged, and is intended only for the use of the recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient you are hereby notified that any review, disclosure, copying, distribution or the taking of any action in reliance on the contents of this transmitted information is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please return it to the sender immediately and destroy the original message or accompanying materials and any copy thereof. If you have any questions concerning this message, please contact the sender.

There is soooo much that could be said about this. PG is detoxed from all drugs except Kroger Coffee, but is mightily offended by drug testing. It encourages alcohol use. It does not discriminate between soft and hard drugs. ( Marijuana is stored in fatty tissue, and is the substance most affected by drug testing.) The war on drugs has filled our prisons, cost trillions of dollars, ruined countless lives, and yet is diligently pursued. Bumping people off welfare might make a few people happy, but will probably benefit few people. ( Except for the owners of drug testing companies.)

Maybe we need to criticize the medium, and not worry about the message. Here we have a 245 word message that takes five pages to deliver. This is typical of message emails. People, only show your animated man one time, pack the message into paragraphs, and you can tell your story in one page.

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t. Does anyone else think this is RUDE? When you send an email, you invade personal space. You ask a person to look at something, without knowing how busy this person is, how they are feeling, or whether they are interested in your silly little message. It is a shame email is so cheap, if it is going to produce garbage like this.

The icing on the cake is the disclaimer at the bottom. This message is now, in effect, owned by the Coilcraft company. This makes this company look rotten to a lot of people. If you send out message emails at work, please take off the disclaimer. Or, just send the message from home. Or, the best answer of all, don’t send the damn message.

Black and white pictures are from The Library of Congress. This is a repost.





Keep It Together

Posted in Commodity Wisdom, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on April 8, 2013

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There is a bit of digital wisdom floating through the innertubes, 21 Tips to Keep Your Shit Together When You’re Depressed. Some of the ideas are good, and some are not. This focus of this post is going to be the title. It is not what you say, but how you say it.

An effort is made to keep Chamblee54 as a low profanity blog. Sometimes it is necessary to say wirty dirds, and excessive euphemizing is just as annoying as gratuitous cussing. Still, the idea of communications should be to tell a story, and not distract your audience with bad language. You are usually more effective using fewer cusswords.

Which brings us to the S word. Feces is a nasty by product of existence, created by all living beings. It stinks, both literally and figuratively. It contradicts the proverb about profanity being like perfume… a tasteful drop can liven things up. Too much and you send others running away, gasping for air.

The idea of having your act together is a valid one. The word life can be used here just as well. Why one would want to keep a stinking waste product together is a mystery. Regular elimination of feces is important to having a healthy body. Keeping this nasty matter together simply does not make sense.

Pictures are from The Library of Congress. This is written like Isaac Asimov.

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Four Suits

Posted in Trifecta, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on April 8, 2013

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The program tonight is an exercise in alchemy and intuition. A deck of cards is being passed around the circle. When it reaches you, please take one. Close your first two eyes, and look at this card with your third eye. It is about what the card sees in you, and not what you see in the card.

Get in alphabetical order, based on the third letter of your last name. Starting with A, count off into groups of four. We will break into these groups of four.

What the card finds in you can be one of several things. It can be a comment about how you feel about life. It can be a song, a poem, a gesture. It does not have to make sense.

We are using ordinary cards for this exercise. These correspond to the minor acana of the tarot deck.

These four groups are:
clubs – wands – earth
diamonds – pentacles – air
hearts – cups – water
spades – swords – fire

One person will allow the card to share what it finds. Remember, this can be a comment, a poem, a song, or a gesture. When the first person is through, the person to his left will share what the card finds.

When you are through with the first round, you can hand the card to the person on your right. The group will go again, with the second card telling the story it finds. This will continue for four rounds, until all four persons have been explored by the four cards.

Before you gather, you are invited to go to the dessert table, and get a plate of dessert. This exercise in intuition will be conducted over dessert.

We will not meet in the large circle again tonight. When the small groups are finished, the heartweaving is over. You can take as much time, or as little time, as you want.

Please get a plate of dessert, and meet in your group of four. Blessed Be.

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Florence Foster Jenkins

Posted in History, Music by chamblee54 on April 8, 2013

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Useless Information had a show, The Patron Saint of the Vocally Challenged. It tells the story of Florence Foster Jenkins. She had a wealthy father, and hired vocal coaches to try and produce a good singer. She became somewhat of a concert attraction, and sold out Carnegie Hall. Accompianist Cosme McMoon did what he could to help. Mrs Jenkins was, by all accounts, very, very bad.

Here is more information about the talent. “Florence Foster Jenkins (1868–26 November 1944) was an American soprano who became famous for her complete lack of singing ability. From her recordings, it is apparent that Jenkins had little sense of pitch and rhythm and was barely capable of sustaining a note. Her accompanist can be heard making adjustments to compensate for her tempo variations and rhythmic mistakes. Nonetheless, she became tremendously popular in her unconventional way. Her audiences apparently loved her for the amusement she provided rather than her musical ability. Critics often described her work in a backhanded way that may have served to pique public curiosity. Despite her patent lack of ability, Jenkins was firmly convinced of her greatness. She compared herself favourably to the renowned sopranos Frieda Hempel and Luisa Tetrazzini, and dismissed the laughter which often came from the audience during her performances as coming from her rivals consumed by “professional jealousy.””

A cd of her product, The Glory (????) of the Human Voice, is available. Amazonians were not kind. “This is a recording that every serious musician should own, for a variety of (ahem) reasons. But by all means, buy the cheap one. If the sound is better on the remastered version, it could only be more painful.” “she gets points for effort” ” I appreciate camp as much as anyone, but my wife was ready to divorce me if I played another song from the album” “The whole matter stinks of making fun of a person afflicted by illness. What a cruel species we were – and still are.”

The legend is that she said “People may say I can’t sing, but no one can ever say I didn’t sing.” A quick google search does not reveal the source, or context, so this quote cannot be verified. Quote Factory has this available in eleven tasteful designs.

The Carnegie Hall show took place a month before her death. Here is the story.

“In order for a singer to succeed, they need to have a combination of talent, charisma, and interpretive quality. And, by definition, they need to be able to sing. Florence Foster Jenkins had none of these attributes. In fact, she was considered one of the worst singers of all time. She was independently wealthy and performed at the Waldorf and other places around town. It became a thing to do. You had to go and listen to Florence Foster screw up every song she attempted to sing.

She was having a great time and the audience was having a great time, so they kept telling her, “You need to make your Carnegie Hall debut.” So on October 25, 1944, she did, and it was sold out in just two hours. They came from everywhere. She walked onstage in these ridiculous costumes that she’d made herself. She’d throw roses out into the audience, her assistants would go out and collect them, and she’d throw them out into the audience again. The audience would not let her go home. They cheered her and clapped, and one month and one day later she died at the age of 76.”

The program for this performance had a note from the Fire Commissioner, Patrick Walsh.
“FIRE NOTICE – Look around now and choose the nearest exit to your seat. In case of fire walk (not run) to that Exit. Do not try to beat your neighbor to the street.”

The last.fm page with the information on F. F. Jenkins lists “similar artists”. The only two we will have videos from are Wing and Mrs. Miller. Slim Whitman and Tiny Tim, being males, were not considered.

Pictures are from The Library of Congress.


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Brief But Inappropriate

Posted in Politics, The Internet, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on April 7, 2013








The following feature is a repost, of a previously published feature about Teju Cole. Chamblee 54 had a post yesterday based on something that Mr. Cole said first. The repost is one year old. The pictures are ninety years old, and are neither damaged nor improved by the passage of time.
Mr. Cole does not tweet as many fait divers as he once did. His latest comment was
‏@tejucole Biden Apologizes For “Brief But Inappropriate” Wink At Self in Mirror 3:34 PM – 6 Apr 13. This is not to say there is no new product. A splendid piece appeared at the New Yorker. It is about our well read POTUS, who holds serious books with his bloody hands.
PG was collecting the best, and the worst, from facebook and twitter. The mass of sentences will be published in a day or so, with Selah at the end. One of the best places to visit on twitter is Teju Cole. A specialty of the house are “small fates”… the essence of a news story in 140 characters.

Not far from the Surulere workshop where spray-painter Alawiye worked,
a policeman fired into the air. Gravity did the rest.
With a leap in front of the northbound local,
Philip Joseph, of Heary Street, canceled his wedding plans.
Harvey had an eventful trip on the Olympic. Swindled on the first day,
he quarreled on the second, and drank himself to death on the third.
Envious of the White Star Line’s Titanic, which is on its maiden voyage,
Cunard announced plans for Aquitania, which shall be even larger.
Merely because his surgeon, Dr Fischer, left two sponges in his abdomen,
Jacob Weiss, of East 87th Street, is making a legal fuss.
Death had been ignoring 82-year-old Mrs Levy,
so she jumped from the fifth floor of the Ansonia Hotel and got his attention.

It turns out that there is a French custom, fait divers. That outlet turned out to be a form of writing for which there is no exact English term: fait divers. This is a French expression, in common use for centuries, for a certain kind of newspaper piece: a compressed report of an unusual happening. What fait divers means literally is “incidents,” or “various things.” The nearest English equivalent is “news briefs” or, more recently, “news of the weird.” The fait divers has a long and important history in French literature. Sensationalistic though it is, it has influenced the writing of Flaubert, Gide, Camus, Le Clézio and Barthes. In Francophone literature, it crossed the line from low to high culture.
Raoul G., of Ivry, an untactful husband, came home unexpectedly,
and stuck his blade in his wife, who was frolicking in the arms of a friend.
A dishwasher from Nancy, Vital Frérotte, who had just come back from Lourdes,
cured forever of tuberculosis, died Sunday by mistake.

In today’s twitter feed, there was this: A link on not linking: http://inkdroid.org/journal/2012/04/11/on-not-linking/. In the story, there was a link to an interview on NPR. We learn that Mr. Cole finds many of his small fates in 100 year old newspapers.
In the NPR talk, Mr. Cole says that the old newspaper stories always had the address. This adds a touch a connection, for you can go to that same location today. In a touch of irony, Mr. Cole refuses to add links to his tweets about these stories. A link is the digital version of the address.
In the linked story in today’s twitterfeed, the author asks Mr. Cole to include a link to specific stories. The reply:
“I can’t include links directly in my tweets for three reasons. The first is aesthetic: I like the way the tweets look as clean sentences. One wouldn’t wish to hyperlink a poem. The second is artistic: I want people to stay here, not go off somewhere else and crosscheck the story. Why go through all the trouble of compression if they’re just going to go off and read more about it? What’s omitted from a story is, to me, an important part of a writer’s storytelling strategy. And the third is practical: though I seldom use up all 140 characters, rarely do I have enough room left for a url string. “
Pictures today are from The Library of Congress.





Just Us

Posted in Politics, Religion, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on April 6, 2013

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PG posted a sign on facebook. The text read “It is is not about justice. It is having a big emotional experience that validates privilege.” The sign is based on a quote by Teju Cole. He was talking about something called the White Savior Industrial Complex. If you have a few minutes, you might benefit from reading that post. Some will want to drape a towel over the nearest mirror.

There was a response to the sign.
What? ~ It is about a lot of things. I have one version where I substitute salvation for justice. I think it is about most situations where people get a bit too proud of their opinions. ~ Often it really is about justice though.
As the uncertain umpire said, fair enough. Without a specific example, it is tough to *judge*. Some activists are sincere, just as others are self aggrandizing jerks. It can be tough to tell the difference. This is a problem for sincere people. They are often confused for angry idiots with too much free time.

The background of the sign is a wall, near a MARTA elevated track. The wall is between a railroad line, and the support for the elevated track. The idea is to protect the MARTA line if a freight train turns over on the track. The wall is several feet thick, has steel bars, and is full of gravel. It has never been tested. The wall is not in place to validate privilege.

Historic pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”. They were originally used in a post, PC vs NOL. The post was about replacing political correctness with non oppressive language. Fortunately, not much more has been heard about this concept. The post included a list of thoughts that are germane to today’s discussion.

1 – Whoever hands out the labels controls the discussion. Obamacare sounds much worse than the affordable care act. Pro life is better than anti abortion. Don’t worry about the children killed in the wars that pro life people support The spell check suggestion for Obamacare is Macabre .
2 – Semantic discussions are so tiresome. Too much food for thought leads to moral indigestion. If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. Stream of consciousness is more fun to write than it is to read. The delete key is not just for breakfast.
3 – Languages are the creation of man. They are always going to have shortcomings. Words and phrases mean different things to different people.
4 – When self styled conservatives make fun non oppressive language, in the way they ridicule political correctness, the concept has arrived.
5 – People are proud of their ignorance and prejudices. When someone uses a term that offends/angers you, it says more about the sayer than it does the object.
6 – When you punish the use of a term, you make it’s use more appealing.
7 – There is more to respecting a person than refraining from the use of forbidden words.
8 – Often, the oppressors think they are the victims.
9 – If you are a sloppy typer, non oppressive can come out ono oppressive. John is rocking and rolling in his grave. Yoko is counting money.
10 – It is not what you say, it is how you say it.
11 – If you are confused, it only means you are paying attention.
12 – The dominant religion of our culture has, as a cornerstone belief, the notion that “the bible is the word of G-d”. When you use this belief as a foundation for your culture, it should not be surprising when the basement leaks.
13 – The dominant religion of our culture talks about forgiveness a lot. Followers like to be forgiven more than they like to forgive.
14 – When you can fake sincerity, you have got it made.

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Add Vice Subtract Virtue

Posted in Commodity Wisdom, forty four words, Trifecta by chamblee54 on April 5, 2013

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it is is not about justice
it is having a big emotional experience
that validates privilege

the person judging on you
is just as messed up as you are.
add vice  subtract virtue.

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Rick Warren Trouble

Posted in Religion by chamblee54 on April 4, 2013

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There was a quote on facebook from Rick Warren. Yes, that Rick Warren. He spoke at the first BHO inauguration, and was outshone by Aretha Franklin’s hat. The man is a prominent Jesus worshiper. His style is California trendy, but his message is fundamental Christian. Rick Warren says the only difference between himself and James Dobson is tone. Rick Warren thinks the Bible is the word of G-d, and should be taken literally. If you disagree with Rick Warren, he says you are going to hell. The emphasis on beliefs, about life after death, is strong with Rick Warren.

The quote was another tasteful facebook graphic. It featured this quote: “Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.”

As is his custom, PG did a bit of digging around. The quote seems to have been used in support of Chik-Fil-A. The quote is found in the Christian Post, in an article about Muslims. (Warning: The Christian Post has a sneaky auto start player, with a loud commercial. There is no way to turn it off.) Here is the context of the quote.

QUESTION: Why do you think people who call themselves Christians sometimes say the most hateful things about Muslims?
WARREN: Well, some of those folks probably aren’t really Christians. 1 John 4:20 says, “If anyone says, ‘I love God,’ yet hates his brother, he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen.” And 1 John 2:9 says “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness.” I am not allowed by Jesus to hate anyone. Our culture has accepted two huge lies: The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear them or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.”

The person who had the greatest impact on PG, regarding Jesus, was a co worker at Redo Blue. One day, PG went into the break room, and heard an angry speech about the horrors of Islam, and Muslims. And now a prominent Christian say that this person probably isn’t really a Christian. The impression has been made, and slick words from a California super preacher is not going to erase the memory of seven years of verbal abuse.

In the comments, Goat, the quoteposter, said “I know nearly nothing about Rick Warren. It’s the strength of those words that inspired me to post it.” Sometimes knowing about the person behind the words can take the fun out. It is similar to the dynamic of people who enjoy the quote, and don’t care who did, or did not, say it. In this case, the context for the quote was found. Whatever you may think about this quote, and about Rick Warren, it is a genuine quote.

PG hopes that Goat is still his friend. A quote from a slick preacher is not worth losing a friend over. Of course, Goat did change his facebook picture to the HRC logo last week. Some people think that should be grounds for ending a friendship.

Pictures are from The Library of Congress. Spell check suggestion for quoteposter: preposterous.

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Oil Business As Usual

Posted in Politics, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on April 4, 2013

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Last week, people changed their facebook status symbol in support of gay marriage. During those five business days, the United States imported 44 million barrels of oil. Some of this oil was purchased from dictators who support terrorism. Lots of carbon dioxide was dumped into the atmosphere. Very little progress was made on finding alternative sources of energy. In other words, business as usual.
This feature is a repost from a year ago. The good news is that Willard M. Romney is now the answer to a trivia question. The not so good news is that B. Hussein Obama is the POTUS. The corporations that invested in him want a return on that capital. It will be energy business as usual until 2017. Whether the carbon pollution tipping points will fall over is difficult to determine.
As you may have noticed, the price of gasoline is going up. The intermediates are full of opinions. Today we will focus on two reports. Informed Comment has a bit today, Why Romney is Lying about the Causes of high Prices at the Pump. A few weeks ago, Tom Dispatch published Tomgram: Michael Klare, Why High Gas Prices Are Here to Stay. As with all stories, you can learn a few things by reading the original, and following the links. Pictures today are from The Library of Congress .

It looks like either Mitt Romney or Barack Obama is going to be the next President. Yuck. One of the issues is the price of gasoline. Lips will be moving, and the etch a sketch turned over. The smiling Mormon said recently
“In thrall to the environmentalist lobby and its dogmas, the President and the regulatory bodies under his control have taken measures to limit energy exploration and restrict development in ways that sap economic performance, curtail growth, and kill jobs,”
It is copy and paste time. Other people say things better than your slack blogger.
“Oil prices are a matter of supply and demand, and Romney only wants to talk about supply. The US imports 8.7 million barrels of petroleum per day (the world produces roughly 87 million barrels a day). If you wanted to put down its price, you could begin by slashing imports by not wasting so much gasoline. If we moved more things by train instead of by trucks; if we gave more tax breaks for buying hybrids and electric vehicles; if we did more to encourage wind and solar energy and integrated it with electric vehicles; if we lowered the speed limits; if we held Detroit’s feet to the fire and required much higher gasoline efficiency much sooner, if we set policies that encouraged people to live in cities near their work– if we did all that we’d put down the price of petroleum. We only have 4% of the world’s population and we use about a fifth of the world’s petroleum, and that is one of the problems….We can’t affect the supply part of the equation. The United States just doesn’t have many petroleum reserves by world standards, and drilling in nature reserves and off pristine beaches is not going to produce enough fuel to lower world prices. We’ve already increased our production of petroleum and liquid fuels by about a million barrels a day since Obama has been president, and Obama isn’t doing anything to stand in the way of that kind of thing.
And, there are currently some international issues affecting supply: 1. the boycotts on Iran (which Romney supports, in fact he wants more! The more you boycott Iran’s oil, the more you put up the price of petroleum; hint: you’ve reduced supply). Talk of war also raises gasoline prices because the futures markets get nervous. 2. Declining production from old fields. China’s domestic production is down 200,000 barrels a day this spring because an old field is being worked out. China’s good economy is also roaring along, so that Chinese demand was up about 18% in February. 3. Political instability and quarrels. The Kurds in northern Iraq say they will stop pumping oil until the central Iraqi government gives them the share of profits it had promised. Syria used to produce 400,000 barrels a day and is now not doing much because of the upheaval there. South Sudan has shut down production as part of its quarrel with Sudan, through which it pipes its oil, over how much Khartoum skims off.”
(Does this pipeline run through Darfur?)
The truth is that the earth is running out of oil. There is oil left to be extracted, but it is going to be much tougher to get. The days of Jed Clampett discovering oil with his shotgun are over, if they ever existed in the first place. Many of the remaining oil deposits are in deep water.
“Brazil’s offshore fields, considered by some experts the most promising new oil discovery of this century, will prove especially pricey, because they lie beneath one and a half miles of water and two and a half miles of sand, rock, and salt. The world’s most advanced, costly drilling equipment — some of it still being developed — will be needed. Petrobras, the state-controlled energy firm, has already committed $53 billion to the project for 2011-2015, and most analysts believe that will be only a modest down payment on a staggering final price tag.”
The Arctic has lots of oil. Getting it out is going to be tough.
“The Arctic physical environment presents special challenges not experienced elsewhere in the world. Several oil and natural gas fields have been discovered on Russia’s Yamal Peninsula but have not been developed because of the daunting physical challenges. As noted in a Cambridge Energy Research Associates report on this matter: “Intermittent permafrost becomes continuous, winds rise to a steady 40 m per second, wind-driven water up to 10 m deep covers the low-lying land several months of the year, and solid ground gives way to friable sand that offers little support to drill pads or to pipelines and other infrastructure. In winter, instead of soil there is a frozen mixture of one part sand to four parts of ice, shot through with salt. At greater depths one encounters cryopegs—liquid saltwater lenses that slide under pressure, further weakening the load-bearing capacity of the soil…. The most difficult part is getting gas and liquids to market as well as getting equipment and materiel in.”
Other sources of oil are the tar sands of Canada, and the “heavy oil” of Venezuela. The tar sands will probably be exploited, with or without a pipeline through the Nebraska aquifer. The oil produced is full of contaminants, and will be environmentally and economically costly.

“Until now, Canada’s tar sands have been obtained through a process akin to strip mining, utilizing monster shovels to pry a mixture of sand and bitumen out of the ground. But most of the near-surface bitumen in the tar-sands-rich province of Alberta has now been exhausted, which means all future extraction will require a far more complex and costly process. Steam will have to be injected into deeper concentrations to melt the bitumen and allow its recovery by massive pumps. This requires a colossal investment of infrastructure and energy, as well as the construction of treatment facilities for all the resulting toxic wastes. According to the Canadian Energy Research Institute, the full development of Alberta’s oil sands would require a minimum investment of $218 billion over the next 25 years, not including the cost of building pipelines to the United States (such as the proposed Keystone XL) for processing in U.S. refineries.
The development of Venezuela’s heavy oil will require investment on a comparable scale. The Orinoco belt, an especially dense concentration of heavy oil adjoining the Orinoco River, is believed to contain recoverable reserves of 513 billion barrels of oil — perhaps the largest source of untapped petroleum on the planet. But converting this molasses-like form of bitumen into a useable liquid fuel far exceeds the technical capacity or financial resources of the state oil company, Petróleos de Venezuela S.A. Accordingly, it is now seeking foreign partners willing to invest the $10-$20 billion needed just to build the necessary facilities.”

These issues do not consider the impact of carbon pollution from burning fossil fuels. Nor does this report factor in the cost of wars to protect the flow of petroleum. It is estimated that the cost of gasoline does not cover much of the true cost of extracting and using oil. This is the future.

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