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So It Goes

Posted in Book Reports, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on November 11, 2012







A facebook friend announced that Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was born ninety years ago today. This would be four years after the end of the war to end all wars. Many of you know the rest of that story.

When you mention Kurt Vonnegut, someone will say “and so it goes”. Lately, PG has gotten into debunking famous sayings. There is a simple test involving wikiquote. You copy a persons entry into a word document, and do a search.

When you do this search for “and so it goes”, the little window says “search key not found”. When you narrow the search to “goes”, you get several results.
“If I’d been born in Germany, I suppose I would have been a Nazi, bopping Jews and gypsies and Poles around, leaving boots sticking out of snowbanks, warming myself with my secretly virtuous insides. So it goes.”
“When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in bad condition in the particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is “So it goes.”

“Robert Kennedy, whose summer home is eight miles away from the home I live in all year round, was shot two nights ago. He died last night. So it goes.Martin Luther King was shot a month ago. He died, too. So it goes. And everyday my government gives me a count of corpses created by the military service in Vietnam. So it goes. My father died many years ago now–of natural causes. So it goes. He was a sweet man. He was a gun nut, too. He left me his guns. They rust.”

And is a coordinating conjunction. It joins things in a sentence, whether they want to be joined or not. Tralfamadorians do not see the need to waste and on a dead person.

I Write Like says that this text is written like Kurt Vonnegut. This is not surprising, considering that half of it is quotes from Mr. Vonnegut. Pictures are from The Library of Congress.






Paula Broadwell Tweets

Posted in Politics, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on November 10, 2012








The Petraeus Affair (pun intended) is a gold mine for conspiracy fans. He reportedly was caught because his gf, Paula Broadwell, and a gmail account. Her twitter profile reads “@paulabroadwell Author (All In: The Education of Gen David Petraeus); National Security Analyst; Army Vet; Women’s Rights Activist; Runner/Skier/Surfer; Wife; Mom!” There is a New York Times article about her high octane ways. The twitter account, @paulabroadwell, is downright fascinating. This list has been edited. Pictures are from The Library of Congress.
5 Nov ‏@paulabroadwell My take: Petraeus ldrshp maxims in Newsweek http://tinyurl.com/byeqtsx Take performance personally/if u r ok 2 b average, so 2 will be your team.
16 Oct Paula ‏@paulabroadwell Thanks for the follow, @AlexTelman! Pls do eliminate negative energies! POSITIVITY, and a good attitude, are the keys!
14 Sep ‏@paulabroadwell An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. – Gandhi
13 Sep ‏@paulabroadwell “The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have.” Norman Vincent Peale
7 Aug ‏@lancearmstrong Challenging everyone to a run AND a ride in Philly Aug 18-19. Who’s with me? http://bit.ly/O0jPnl #LSCPhilly Retweeted by Paula Broadwell
7 Aug ‏@paulabroadwell @DRUDGE_REPORT Your speculation about @petraeus as a Romney VP pic is full of non-truths (but I guess you figured that out)! @rajivwashpost
7 Aug ‏@WomenOfHistory To be old & wise, you must first have to be young & stupid.
Retweeted by Paula Broadwell
2 Aug ‏@paulabroadwell Mentors are critical to our development. Here are some great tips on finding and keeping them! http://tinyurl.com/c5upwzn Have any tips 2 share?
2 Aug ‏@paulabroadwell Honored and humbled to be included in @claudiachan’s profiles of global “remarkable women!” http://tinyurl.com/bqj6yqo Thanks, Claudia!
2 Aug ‏@paulabroadwell Networking tip for today: Pay it forward!
29 Jul ‏@paulabroadwell Thanks for the follow, @QuoteBuddy! “A philosophy of life: I’m an adventurer, looking for treasure.” Paulo Coelho (author). You?
28 Jul ‏@paulabroadwell Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better. -Jim Rohn
28 Jul @paulabroadwell Txs for supporting wounded warriors and @teamrwb, @lancearmstrong! Txs for not killing me on the Aspen altitude run! All In/Keep striving!
28 Jul ‏@lancearmstrong Back 2 @AspenCO. Just ran w/ @paulabroadwell – Author of All In: The Education of Gen David Petraeus. Talkin Petraeus, @teamrwb, and @wwpinc
Retweeted by Paula Broadwell
25 Jul @paulabroadwell “In the realm of ideas, evrythng depends on enthsiasm; in the real world, all rests on perseverance.” Fired up 2 get smkd, @lancearmstrong!
18 Jul @paulabroadwell Txs 4 hilighting female Marine perspective last week, @CNNAshleigh. Wish u’d interview women w/positive views on serving in the infantry!
30 Jun Paula Broadwell Paula Broadwell ‏@paulabroadwell Thrilled to be heading to the #aspenideasfestival this weekend! (Now I just need some fresh ideas!)
13 Jun ‏@paulabroadwell Txs 4 the follow, @snowlaw! A leader is a man who has the ability to get other people to do what they don’t want to do and like it.” Truman
13 Jun ‏@paulabroadwell “Reason and calm judgment, the qualities specially belonging to a leader.”
14 May ‏@paulabroadwell The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change her future by merely changing her attitude. ~ Oprah Winfrey
10 May Paula Broadwell Paula Broadwell ‏@paulabroadwell “However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.” – Winston Churchill
7 May ‏@paulabroadwell Thanks for the follow, @duncanbrodie! Here’s a Petraeus quote for you: “My style of leadership depends on whom is being lead.” Thoughts?







Knee Jerk Jokes

Posted in Commodity Wisdom, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on November 10, 2012










Yesterday’s post was a scratch pad printout. The thoughts in progress were collected, edited, and illustrated with historic pictures. A problem arose when a comment was used, and there was no link to the article it was discussing. An effort was made to find this article. The phrase “After the knee jerk joke in the first comment” was submitted to Mr. Google. The results were a lot of fun.

wiseGEEK contributes the educational part of today’s entertainment. “A knee-jerk reaction is an emotional rather than an analytical response to something. The term is named after the response usually caused by the medical reflex test in which the leg jerks forward when the tendon below the knee is struck with a rubber mallet. This is medically known as a patellar reflex and was documented in Sir Michael Foster’s 1877 Text Book of Physiology. As early as the tenth century, the term knee-jerk reaction was used figuratively to refer to an unthinking reaction.”

Some results were subtle. tptacek: “I don’t understand why parents feel the need to be so politically correct. As ‘yummyfajitas is sure to point out shortly, every empirical study ever conducted has shown that males have a statistically significant advantage in slaying Octoroks and Peahats.”

There were other results. There were youtube comments to Sarah Silverman. There is the Christian school discussion about a wife, and submission to her husband. A third was about male politicians discussing rape. If you have too much free time you can follow those links. Then there were the jokes.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

A man goes into the doctor.He says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh, only to hear, “Gimme 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks.””I’ve never seen or heard anything like this before. How long has this been going on?” The doctor asked.”That’s nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee.”The doctor put his ear to the man’s knee and heard it say, “Man, I really need 10 dollars. Just lend me 10 bucks!!””Sir, I really don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never seen anything like this.” The doctor was dumbfounded.”Wait Doc, that’s not all. There’s more, just put your ear up to my ankle,” the man urged him.The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, “Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks, please, if you will.””I have no idea what to tell you. There’s nothing about it in my books,” he said, as he frantically searched all his medical reference books.”I can make a well educated guess though,” he continued. “Based on life and all my previous experience, I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places.”

This was written like William Shakespeare
Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”.









Flag Lapel Pin Upside Down

Posted in Commodity Wisdom, Politics, Race, Religion, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on November 9, 2012









As you may notice, this blog sometimes puts up collections of quotes. There is usually a document on the desktop, which serves as a recycling bin. This document also serves as a writing station for comments. The idea is to write the comment out, include all the salient links, before you enter your tidbit of wisdom. Often, a moment of discretion will occur, and the comment will not be posted. Comments never die, at least at Chamblee54. Today, we will have a collection of recent thoughts, some of which are smarter than others.

A typical night in Brookhaven sees PG editing pictures, while listening to “something”. When literally hundreds of regular podcasts, PG can only follow so many. One favorite is Bloggingheads.tv. The viewer at BHTV allows you to make a video clip. This device was invented by Greg Dingle, and is sometimes known as a Dinglelink. It is not known if this is connected to Dingleberries. This device allows the listener to illustrate a comment, with a quote from the discussion. PG even wrote a poem … Imagine a world without David Corn, ~ in which he had never been born, ~ Bob said without any scorn, ~ without a beard that is shorn.

This blog post is interrupted to listen to radio. Every Friday morning, porcine radio whiner Mike Gallagher has Chris Wallace on the show. Today, Mike is heartbroken over the election, asking if it is appropriate to wear his american flag lapel pin upside down as a sign of distress. When Mr. Wallace talks about problems with Hispanic voters, Mr. Gallagher says the Hispanics need to reach out to the republicans, not the other way around.

Getting back to dinglelinks, there is one that stands out. Last summer, certain Atlanta communities were having a group hissy fit about racism and white privilege. While this was going on, Glenn Loury said that African Americans were an extremely privileged people. PG nearly fell out of his chair.

Here is the rest of the collection. Some are calling the POTUS wannabe Money Boo Boo. ~ The Buford/Clairmont Kroger has perhaps the worst parking lot ITP ~ An unnamed source says that Fox News is going to be renamed Wolf News Network, in honor of the little boy who cried wolf. ~ After one hour and fifty seconds of chatter, there was a kumbayah moment. The contestants today kept saying “read the transcript”. Has BHTV started to provide transcripts? This would certainly benefit lazy bloggers who like to discuss your show. ~ Without any effort at coordination, here are the three loose dinglelinks that remain. tongue for truth ~ stupidity of wmr strategy ~ good person.

1- This show , with Dr. and Mr. Loury, was great fun to listen to. There were a few sound recording shortcomings, and Mr. Loury could have been better photographed. 2- Religion is a highly individual affair. Dr. Loury chose to attend a church, and it makes him feel good. I have had the church experience shoved in my face, and it made me unhappy. 3- Mr. Loury made a very insightful comment about politicians co opting a narrative politicians co opting a narrative to get elected. I don’t know whether all politicians do this, but the vast majority do. Certainly the chameleon ex Governor of Massachusetts is borrowing a different narrative every day. 4- Dr. Loury has some great comments about the “black identity” that BHO has assumed. Yes, this is the experience of the descendents of slavery, which BHO is emphatically not. (Did the ancestors of Ann Dunham own slaves?) 5- Dr. Loury had a long list of things that Jeremiah Wright is not. I cannot make a clip for everything. I found myself saying, though, that he might not be this or that, but that the public personality that I have seen is one of an asshole. You should not force white people to listen to that style of preaching and react with anything other than disgust. 6- No discussion of religion is complete without the baby and the bathwater. 7- If you disagree with the basic beliefs of a religion, you are unlikely to change your mind because they condemn your sexuality.

1- Another thing to consider is that a lot of things get posted, and sometimes some people miss a few. I honestly don’t have a clue what this discussion is about. I am not sure that I want to know. 2- Many of the race oriented discussions get very heated. There is a lot of people typing first, and maybe thinking later. You take a real chance when you comment in one of these discussions. Life is short, and I am not sure I want to spend part of mine being attacked on facebook. 3- There is an element of supremicism in anti racism. There seems to be a bully element, of people whipping up on others because they don’t like their attitudes about race.

The Chris Stevens who was killed was a diplomat. ~ “And so then I told her, I ain’t eat none of that pork or fish or whatever– all I trust is chicken and Jesus!” ~ Is there anyone who doesn’t want to march, but would like to find a spot to sit down and watch the parade? There is going to be a faerie viewing area in front of the Fox Theater during the parade tomorrow. All are welcome to join, especially those that bring snacks. ~ “A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat, which isn’t there.” – Charles Darwin ~ The phrase I heard was “you throw like a girl”. There is an active/passive duality in throwing and catching. ~ E-Mail Filter effective immediately: Dear friends: In order to avoid repeating the last four years of discussion and anxiety please be aware that we have added another filter to our e-mails: Filter name: OBAMA contains OBAMA begins with OBAMA ends with OBAMA Send to: SPAM

After the knee jerk joke in the first comment, I felt obligated to read your feature. It seems that atheism is more closely related to Jesus Worship Religion than many realize. They are both belief based systems. You replace one set of beliefs with another. You seek validation through the conversion of others. I have my experience with the belief/disbelief cycle. To me, the goal is to live a compassionate life, and block out as much noise as possible. Sometimes my body chemistry looks for a reason to be unhappy, and Jesus is always there to remember. I don’t know what the answer is. I have written about this many times at my blog, chamblee54. I find that often when I write about these issues, I feel more unhappy than before I started. At least I can put some pictures up. The theme of chamblee54 is pretty pictures and ugly opinions. At least expressing these opinions in a written form allows the target to skip over the text. It also allows me to finish my sentence without being interrupted. Perhaps the number one problem with Jesus worshipers is the eagerness to interrupt and say things that please themselves. This is another function of the belief paradigm.

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For the record, the name is pronounced BAH decker.(spell check suggestion:pecker) Just remember Bah Humbug. ~ I made a comment, regarding this comment. A man says, referring to abortion, that all life is precious. “How can you say all life is precious, but make an exception for someone in Iran, because you say the dictator wants a nuclear weapon.” “Wanhope” replied… “All life is precious … except when the life in question is being lived in a nation that does (or seems to) threaten America. It is then still precious, but must go away. ” ~ This was written like David Foster Wallace. Mr. Wallace should not be used as a role model. Pictures are from The Library of Congress.








Stage Names

Posted in Undogegorized by chamblee54 on November 7, 2012













SheLia Twatt ~ Anne Tissipation ~ Sharon Sharalike ~ Bertha DaBlues ~ Dee Boner ~ Sue Nahmi
Amanda Hugankiss ~ Amanda Shagg ~ Davida Loca ~ Unita Muzzle ~ Cincy DeFlesh ~ Kay Keenitet
Lucy Lastic ~ Phyllis Steen ~ Shelita Hamm ~ Dale Neverknow ~ Natalie Attired ~ Gladys Overnow
Dora Jarr ~ Eileen Dover ~ Emma Roydz ~ Helen Wait ~ Helen Wheels ~ Jenny Tull ~ Anita Dump
Ophelia Balls ~ Mysha Long ~ Eileen Dover ~ Fannie O’Rear ~ Sue E. Generis ~ Ida Nevernoedit
Tara Newassle ~ Ester Diefor ~ Maude Lynn ~ Lois Steam ~ Viola Fuss ~ Fay Tality ~ Eda Bagel
Lilly Pad ~ Magnolia Blossom ~ Rhoda Dendron ~ Jacklyn Hyde ~ Amanda Ryder ~ Kay O. Pectate
Anna Palumbo ~ Ivy Drip ~ Frieda Gogh ~ Vera Lee Isay ~ Hope Anna Prayer ~ Huda Thunkit
Marge Inavera ~ Polly Glott ~ Clare Voyant ~ Wanda Lattary ~ Tara Bull ~ Billie Rubin
Nevah Hoidovit ~ Ima B. Leaver ~ Miss Konstrude ~ Miss Ann Thrope ~Miss DaMeaner ~ Misty Meaner
Holly Ween ~ Jillian Dollars ~ Sue Veneer ~ Robin Cradles ~ Jenny Taylia ~ Colleen Allcars
Farrah Moans ~ Pandora Spocks ~ Candace B. Real ~ Lois Commondenominator ~ Marsha Dimes
Lilly Screams ~ Tulita Pepsi ~ Erasmus B Dragon ~ Ivana Uranus ~ Lovee Uranus ~ Anita Uranus
Irma Gedden ~ Eileen Wright ~ Lisa Carr ~ Bella Aiche ~ Anna Conda ~ Tessie Tura ~ Rose Above
Constance Sweat ~ Freida Katz ~ Anita Amanda Luv ~ Imelda Ledder ~ Cindy Ledder ~ Ouida Peeples
Gia Dunno ~ Jenny Saykwah ~ Cienda Light ~ Aida Biggun ~ Barbara Seville ~ Mary Jo Figaro
Pita Ann deWuff ~ Polly Morfuss ~ Karen Fernaught ~ Leticia Papers ~ Hedda Lettis ~ Nana Yabiz
Jean Poole ~ Ginger Snapp ~ Queen Obnoxia the III ~ Helen DaBed ~ Ms. Sitona Mai Feze
Summer Clearance ~ This was written like Stephen King
Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”.











The “Desiderata” Story

Posted in Commodity Wisdom, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on November 5, 2012




There was a poem , of unknown origin, found in a Baltimore church in 1692. It was revived by a Lawyer, who lived in Terre Haute, IN. He liked to read it his friends, and his lips were moving. The attorney, Max Ehrmann copyrighted this poem in 1927. Another persistent rumor has it that the manuscript was in an ambulance Mr. Ehrmann was following. How the accident victim came to possess this document is a mystery.

Mr. Ehrmann,(the poet laureate of Terre Haute, ) wrote in his diary “I should like, if I could, to leave a humble gift — a bit of chaste prose that had caught up some noble moods”. The poem is “Desiderata,” and is a favorite of gift shops the world over.

In 1956, Rev. Frederick Kates became the rector of Old St. Paul’s Church in Baltimore, MD. He had found a copy of “Desiderata”, without the copyright notice. He printed a handout for his congregation on church stationary. At the top of the page was the notation “Old St. Paul’s Church, Baltimore A.C. 1692”. As the sixties devolved, the poem became famous.

“Desiderata” was the text of a recording made by Les Crane, who found the poem on a poster. He thought the text was in the public domain, when in fact it is copyrighted. Mr. Crane was taken to court, and forced to pay the owners of the copyright. The matter has been in court on other occasions. It seems that Mr. Ehrmann used “Desiderata” in a Christmas greeting, without citing the copyright. Later,during World War II, Ehrmann allowed a friend – Army psychiatrist Dr. Merrill Moore – to hand out more than 1,000 copies of the poem to his soldier-patients, without the copyright.

PG admits to confusion on this issue. Don’t copyrights expire, get renewed, and then expire again? If a work was written in 1927, doesn’t it go into the public domain 83 years later. The wikipedia article about copyrights is long and confusing. Remember, we are dealing with a legal concept as it relates to a poem written by a lawyer.

A site called fleurdelis says the matter depends on your point of view and place of residence. ( Shcredo says flatly that “Desiderata” is public domain.) (Robinsweb tells of being forced to remove “Desiderata” from her site because of a complaint by the copyright owner.) If you want to be inspired, click on the videos embedded in this post.

In 1972, the National Lampoon produced a new translation, Deteriorata.






Desiderata belongs to a category that might be called commodity wisdom. It sounds good, and may inspire some people. To others, the D-poem is a lot of nonsense. PG typed the words “Desiderata skeptic” into google, and saw what came up.

There is a forum, The skeptics guide to the universe. On March 17, 2012, mwilley contributed “Skeptical Desiderata.” It begins “Go skeptically amidst the lies and the guile, and take comfort in whatever rationality there may be. As far as possible, without being an asshole, question established orthodoxies and fatuous argument.” As a fortune cookie said, “Few things are as bad as enthusiastic ignorance.” A few spots down is the text of “Deteriorata.”

There is the possibility that desiderata is plural. Maybe the famous text should be desideratum.

One result is a copy resistant google book, Beyond “Justification”: Dimensions of Epistemic Evaluation By William P. Alston “Part II Ultimate Questions: The Epistemology of Epistemology” i. The Demand for a Final Settlement ii. The Inevitability of a Regress iii. Attempts to Avoid the Regress: Doxastic Practices iv. Epistemic Circularity v. The Pervasiveness of Epistemic Circularity.”

One of the results was profiles, that mention desiderata, at OK Cupid.
kahmiel 25 / F / Bi / Single Denton, Texas
This is my life philosophy:Max Ehrmann Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

Ebonheart 24 / M / Straight / Seeing Someone Birmingham, Alabama
My real name is Desi, as in the poem Desiderata as it were, i try to live according to the guidelines this poem sets because i believe that it is the best way to live peacefully.

Anhkah 45 / F / Straight / Single Murphy, North Carolina
There is no life guide better than the Desiderata .

GLilyDances 46 / F / Bi / Single Virginia Beach, Virginia
“- Friedrich Nietzsche My Woo Jack from cresal :Desiderata

filosof 32 / F / Straight / Married Krasnoyarsk, Russia
“— Sparkling gems of wisdom that I live by, from Desiderata, by Max Ehrmann .

SC_PrinceOfTide 53 / M / Straight / Single Columbia, South Carolina
And if you’re that special someone who also knows the words to DESIDERATA, we’re Kindred Spirits!

B_cubed 27 / M / Gay / Seeing Someone Chicago, Illinois
Like poetry but dont read it much; Desiderata and A certain slant of light = the favs.

nightbirdflying 28 / F / Straight / Single Tucson, Arizona
I believe in the poem Desiderata even if I can’t abide by all it’s suggestions.

Andrinara 25 / F / Bi / Seeing Someone Chicago, Illinois
I like getting tattoos and have many, the most recent being a few stanzas of Desiderata down my ribs.

oriondreamdance 58 / M / Straight / Available Ladson, South Carolina
If you believe that Heinlein was a visionary, Desiderata is your bible, or Richard Bach’s Illusions spoke to your soul.

Part one of this feature is a repost. Pictures are from The Library of Congress. These are Union Soldiers from the War Between the States. They were not concerned with Epistemic Circularity. This was written like Ursula K. Le Guin.



Letter To Fourteen Year Old PG

Posted in Georgia History, The Internet, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on November 2, 2012









WordPress has this feature, the Daily Post. The idea is to get people to post more to their blog. PG already puts up material almost every day, but is generally open to new ideas. Today, the “daily prompt” is “Write a letter to your 14-year-old self.” It doesn’t say what part of your fifteenth year this should be, so PG is going for the weekend before the Presidential election. Yes, Forty Four years ago PG was fourteen. This will be written in first person.

Hey. It was suggested that I write a letter to myself when I was fourteen. The idea was to get people to write more. The thing is, I am already writing all the time. I post something to my “blog” every day. This can be suggestion number one… you don’t have to be part of a group effort to achieve something. Sometimes, you can do very well on your own. For a socially retarded person like me/you, that is not always an option.

December 31, 1988, was my last day as a beer drinker. Growing up in a teetotaling Baptist household, I never learned how to drink in good taste. When I did pick up the habit, I drank more than I should. After a while, I decided it was time to quit. I did it on my own, without going to AA. I never made a promise not to drink, I just did. That may be the one thing I have gotten right in my life. If I had not quit drinking when I did, there is a good chance I would not be here today.

I mentioned writing a blog. This is a one man operation, putting up stories and pictures in a magazine format. People look at it on machines that run through phone lines. There is more to it than that, but you will see this in about thirty years.

The 1968 Presidential election is on tuesday. This was between Hubert Humphrey, Richard Nixon, and George Wallace. People said it was the worst choice they could remember. You will hear that phrase every four years, and it is always the truth. It is more truth than either candidate says. Every four years, the choices get worse. This year, the incumbent President was half white, half African, and that the Republican challenger is a Mormon. Neither one is very impressive.

There was a state senator running for Governor two years ago named Jimmy Carter. You voted for him in the seventh grade straw poll. Well, smiling Jimmy was elected Governor in 1970. When his four years was over, he ran for President, and won.

You are in ninth grade now, and it is a bit better than eighth. Cross Keys is a stinky, dangerous place. They closed down Lynwood Park High before you were in the eighth grade, and the first year was wild. This is the first time you have to deal with Black people, but it will not be the last. Sometimes you get along with them, and sometimes you don’t. It is a part of life.

Puberty has not kicked in yet, and you are wondering if it ever will. Eventually, your body will grow some hair, but not nearly as much as most other men. After a while, you will learn to enjoy your body.

It is difficult to make and keep friends. It was true in 1968, and it is true forty four years later. After a while, you get used to being by yourself, but do wish you could have more close relationships. Well, it is better than having no friends at all, and there are people in that boat.

There is a war going on, and you think it is going to go on until you are old enough to fight. The good news is that the troops will come home from Vietnam in 1973. President Nixon dragged the war out as long as he could, and finally made a deal with the communists.

Advice from an old person is usually ignored by the young, so I will not even try. Even with all the disappointments, it is good to be alive in 2012. There were a few close calls. I somehow wonder how, and why, I made it this far. Some would not be happy with this life, and there are days when I am not. This is the only choice. There is speculation about other lives, but this is the only one to be certain of. Even though it might not be what some would want, this is a good life.

One more thing about living and dying before we go. You are still going to church. That lasts a couple of more years, and then you have the rest of your life. Don’t worry about the stuff they teach at church about life after death. It isn’t the truth. People will use religion as another reason to hate you. Deal with it as best you can. Just try to make yourself happier, don’t hurt anyone unless you have to, and things will be either all right, or not all right.

Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”.

A Jolly Good Question

Posted in Georgia History, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on November 1, 2012








It has been said that PG has too much time on his hands. This is not always meant as a compliment. Yesterday was the last day of a campaign to clean out the camera shots folder. 566 pictures from the Little Five Points Halloween Parade stood in the way. After a while, the last picture was processed. In the background was a series of podcasts. In the spirit of the holiday, PG was dressed as a human.
The ear tickling was found at Booknotes. Authors promoting new product came to a show, on C-Span, between April 1989 and December 2004. The show was hosted by Brian Lamb. When you click on the links, they will start to play automatically. The sound usually needs to be turned up. A transcript is supplied, which makes a blogger’s life much easier. The authors are twenty years younger than today, which is usually a good thing.
Michael Howard had a book, “The First World War”. This conflict has always fascinated PG. It is little thought of today, in the United States, even though it created the conditions for many of today’s problems. It was incredibly bloody. Germany lost 1.8 million men, France lost 1.4 million men (out of a population of 30 million), England lost .74 million men, and the USA lost .11 million men.
(“Then in the summer of 1918, in late sort of May and June, the Germans were attacking so strongly, so successfully, that it looked as if the whole line was going to break. And the Americans then did start putting in their troops. (UNINTELLIGIBLE) was the great — the — the great battle of the Big One, your 1st Division. And then increasing number of troops until when the war ended in November, 1918, there were then two full American divisions, with a lot coming up behind. And that was when they had their casualties. It doesn`t look as if they had very many, but if you consider that those casualties they suffered were all suffered within about six weeks, you realize how much they were actually not only involved in the fighting but … getting mown down by German machine guns.”)
Almost no one today knows why this gruesome war was fought. Mr. Howard has a short version.
“LAMB: Well, go back to the very beginning. And you point out Archduke Franz Ferdinand. HOWARD: Yes. LAMB: Who was he, and why is he always the object of where the war started? HOWARD: Well, he was the heir to the throne of the Habsburg empire — Austria-Hungary — which was one of the great powers. And he was assassinated by a terrorist. It was a nationalist terrorist from — basically, from Serbia. And he was backed by — covertly by the Serbian army and possibly by the Serbian government. LAMB: You say he was 19 years old, the assassin? HOWARD: About that. I think he was 17, actually. I don`t quite know. But he was a typical young, idealistic terrorist who wanted to see Serbia free from the dominance of the Austrian empire. The Austrian empire was multi-national. It prided itself on having about 12 different nationalities under the imperial rule. Just — some of them were Serbs. Just outside the Austrian empire, there was an aggressive, ambitious Serbia that wanted to sort of have all the Serbs under its command in Belgrade. And it`s — including a number of them who were in Austria. Now, when this terrorist assassinated the heir to the throne, this created a shock comparable, in its way, to 9/11 here. It was regarded as something so outrageous, so abominable, that some kind of revenge had got to be taken. And for the Austrians, this seemed the moment to crush the Serbs for good. There was a general feeling throughout the Austrian empire that We`ve got to finish with these people. They`re bad guys. And they knew, however, that if they did declare war on — on Serbia, Serbia had a patron, who was Russia, and Russia would try to deter the Austrians from attacking Serbia. And if they went through with it, then the Russians were likely to declare war on Austria. The Austrians would have been deterred from attacking Serbia because of this if they did not have the Germans behind them. And they therefore turned to the Germans and said, If we get involved with a war in Russia, will you back us? And the Germans said, Yes, we will. And then one thing led to another. The Austrians did declare war on Serbia. The Russians then did declare war on Austria. The Germans then did declare war on Russia. And Russia`s ally, France, declared war on Germany. It was one of these awful (UNINTELLIGIBLE) escalation. Something which looked sort of fairly small and fairly local escalated into a — not simply a European war but because the British came in, it then became a world war fought all over the globe.”
After the millions of men died, what had been accomplished?
LAMB: Who got what they wanted out of all of this? HOWARD: That`s a jolly good question, nobody really.
Charles Fecher edited “The Diary of H.L. Mencken”. Henry Louis Mencken was a writer and editor, who was much beloved by the smart people of his day. He is little known today.
The diary is rather controversial. Mr. Mencken is shown to be an anti semite and a racist.
“It is impossible to talk about anything resembling discretion or judgment in a colored woman. They are all essentially childlike, and even hard experience does not teach them anything.” Mr. Mencken was a bitter opponent of Franklin D. Roosevelt, maintaining that the New Deal violated every aspect of the Constitution exept for the prohibition of quartering troops in private residences.







At the bottom of the page, the viewer is directed to other shows “YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN:” This led PG to a chat with Murry Kempton. Mr. Kempton was, before his death in 1997, a New York journalist. He was much loved by the people who write New Yorker magazine, and inform people west of the Hudson River about such things. Mr. Kempton tells about Paul Robeson, Malcolm X (Mr. Malcolm), Richard Nixon, and a few others.
Eric Rauchway wrote “Murdering McKinley: The Making of Theodore Roosevelt’s America.” This incident has been discussed at Chamblee54. The shooting of William McKinley has been largely forgotten, but propelled Theodore Roosevelt into the White House. Mr. Roosevelt ran as a third party candidate in 1912. (This made certain the victory of Woodrow Wilson. Within a year, the Federal Reserve Bank was established. A few years later, America entered World War One.)
Before a speech, Mr. Roosevelt was shot in the chest. The text of his speech deflected the bullet, and he made the speech anyway.
“Well, the bullet went through his speech, as I say, which is in his breast pocket and hit him in the fleshy part of the chest, it appears, and he kind of looked down at himself, and he didn’t think that there was any arterial blood coming out, and he coughed, which he said, you know, he remembered from being a soldier that was one way to tell if there was internal bleeding. He didn’t cough up any blood, and so he said to himself, well, I can go on and do this. Now, this was a considerable risk. I mean, whatever precautions he took, to go walking around with a bullet in your chest is never a good idea. But he thought it was worth the risk to achieve this political end of giving this important speech.”
After McKinley died, there was a controversy about the competence of the Doctor’s who treated him. There was one more matter.
“LAMB: Didn`t you say there was a dispute over what happened to his stomach? RAUCHWAY: Yes. When I was looking into the book, I talked to a Buffalo doctor, a pathologist, who said, Well, you know, when I was doing my residency here, there was a story going around that his stomach was on display and that you could see the bullet hole in the back of the stomach, but I never saw it, he said. And apparently, nobody has, either. But it`s part of Buffalo lore.
Martin Marty wrote a book about Martin Luther. This is the one interview that PG found boring, and did not finish. There is one good quote about Mr. Luther in his older years.
“But the Reformation didn`t go the way he wanted it to. He really was sour on Wittenberg. He didn`t even like to go back to it. He thought that Germany would have moral reform that it didn`t have. He thought that everybody would come flocking to his catechism, and he had to have the police, I guess you`d say, enforce that. So he was a very disappointed person, frustrated that the Jews didn`t convert. He thought they`re all going to convert when you get — he read the Hebrew scriptures as the Christian Bible. And so when Jesus comes along, that`s just fulfilling that. So why wouldn`t the Jews all come running? And well, it must be the rabbis who are holding (ph) them. So he spewed out terribly anti-Semitic things … The empire is breaking up. You`re facing the issue of the Turk, the Muslim. He calls them Mohammaten (ph). Somebody said they — the Turk is Luther`s luck. He wouldn`t have been alive if it weren`t for the threat of the Turk along the way. He read the Quran — bad paraphrase, but he at least knew what was there. And sometimes he sounded friendlier to the Turk than he did to the pope. In his last years, too, the pope had become for him the anti-Christ. And the language that people then used — there`s a whole volume of exchange between Luther and Thomas More, whom we think of as a cool humanist, “The Man for All Seasons. The language they use is — we couldn`t use it on this program or anywhere else. That`s just how it was. And that shows up mainly in his late years.”
Winston Groom became famous as the author of Forrest Gump. He is also a military historian, and wrote a book about the Battle of Ypres (pronounced EEP), A Storm In Flanders. The book is about one of the battles in World War One. There is a military cemetery at Ypres, and a monument to 80,000 British soldiers who died, but did not have enough matter left to bury. Of course, the conversation gets back to Forrest Gump before long.
“LAMB: And what did it do to change your life? GROOM: Well, I — I’ve been able to upgrade my brand of toilet paper”.
James Tobin wrote Ernie Pyle’s War: America’s Eyewitness to World War II. (Ernie Pyle and Gomer Pyle are not related.) Ernie Pyle was a war correspondent in World War II. Mr. Pyle wrote about what the war was like for the men in the trenches. As the European war wound down, Mr. Pyle was burned out, and returned to the United States. He was persuaded to go cover the war in the Pacific. On April 18, 1945, on Okinawa, this proved fatal.
The last chat that PG listened to was with David Crosby , who usually has something to say.(Chamblee54 has discussed Mr. Crosby.) This interview was produced May 28,2000. Mr. Crosby talks about the need for campaign financing reform, and how tough it is to make people think that their vote counts. In a few months, PG would have a similar conversation with a friend, who thought it was important to vote for Al Gore. PG was unimpressed with Mr. Gore, and not scared by Mr. Bush. I doubt that PG, or Mr. Crosby, could have foreseen the way that election was going to turn out, or the disastrous consequences for humanity. This is a repost.






The Fox Sisters

Posted in History, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on October 28, 2012








It is Halloween Sunday. A storm is fixin’ to hit New York. The Falcons are playing the Philadelphia Eagles, with Mike Vick at quarterback. Number seven was the most exciting athlete in recent memory. He went to prison for dog fighting.

The story today is borrowed from Backstory. The same story is told, in greater detail, at The Memory Palace. Both of these fine podcasts enjoy receiving contributions from grateful listeners.

The pictures are from The Library of Congress. Some of these pictures are from Clarksdale MS. This is where Robert Johnson is said to have sold his soul to the devil. The pictures were taken in 1936, two years before the death of Mr. Johnson.

People said the house was haunted and that was even before the two girls started talking to the dead. Kate Fox was 11, her sister Margaret was 14 when they moved into a little house in a nothing village 40 miles east of Rochester, New York, the little house that all their neighbors knew as the one where the traveling salesman had been invited in years before and was never heard from again. Never heard from, that is, until one night in March of 1848, when their parents first heard the sounds. Some nights it would sound like knocking. Other nights like furniture moving and it always seemed to come from the girls’ bedroom but they’d open the door and their daughters would be fast asleep. They never suspected that their daughters could be tricking them. They were just young girls, but they were tricking them. What started with a little tap tapping on the wall and tip-toeing back into bed with giggles muffled by pillows got more sophisticated as the nights went on and on the night of March 31st, the Fox sisters revealed the latest in their growing repertoire of ghost-simulating techniques, the one that would place the two girls at the center of a cultural and religious revolution.

They called their mother into the room. Margaret snapped her fingers once—snap–and they heard a tap in response. She snapped twice—snap snap—and then tapped twice—knock knock. The next night all of their neighbor squeezed into the girls’ candlelit room. They explained that one tap meant yes, two taps meant no and then they started asking questions and in the morning, the audience left convinced that they had spent the night in the presence of a dead man and two girls with incredible powers.

Mr. and Mrs. Fox wanted to protect their daughters and they sent them to live with their responsible older sister, Leah, but they soon found that the ghosts followed the girls and Leah found an opportunity. Soon, she had booked her little sisters in a 400-seat theater in Rochester. By 1850, they were the toast of New York City. People would wait in lines for hours to ask the sisters for words of their dead loved ones on the other side.

William Cullen Bryant caught their act. James Fenimore Cooper. George Ripley, though we don’t know whether he believed it or not. The newspaperman, Horace Greeley, introduced them to New York nightlife and in the pages of his paper, introduced them to the world. Soon people were holding séances like we hold dinner parties but even as spiritualism was sweeping the nation, it was leaving the sisters who started it behind.

On October 21st, 1888, a 54-year-old Margaret Fox sat on the stage at the New York Academy of Music in front of two thousand paying customers and showed them all how she spoke to the dead. She told them about how 40 years before back in that little house in the nothing town after a few nights of knocking and tip-toeing back to bed, she and her little sister realized that they could both crack their toes and no one could see them doing it and that when they did, people actually believed they were hearing from dead people, because sounds are hard to place in space and because you’ll believe pretty much anything if you really want to believe it. She revealed all of that but not everything.

She didn’t tell them about how she and her little sister started to unravel not long after Horace Greeley introduced them to the world and to worldly things like power and wealth and wine. She didn’t tell them about how her sister began to believe that maybe there was something to it all, even as they both struggled under the growing weight of their shared secret and she certainly didn’t tell them about the night she tested her own believed after scurvy had taken the life of a Polar explorer who had taken her heart and how she broke down and tried to contact him, tried to do for real what she had spent the last nine years pretending to do. She didn’t say how she called out to him and how he didn’t call back and how she sat in the dark knowing that he never would.

Kate and Margaret Fox weren’t forgotten, but at the times of their deaths, they weren’t remembered fondly. Each died poor, neither living to see 60. The people who still clung to spiritualism were glad to see them go and people who never believed, they were, too.

Now, there is a postscript here that really can’t be resisted and you can do with what you will. They tore that little house down in 1904. Inside one of the walls near the girls’ room they found the skeleton of a man believed to be a traveling salesman who appeared to have been murdered a few years before the Fox family moved in. It’s true.







Drag Names

Posted in Undogegorized by chamblee54 on October 19, 2012






Bessie Mae Mucho, Rue Barb, Helena Handbasket, Ternona Fann, Ida Slapter, Shelieta Buffet, The Lady Whoremoania Aubergine, Lota Peters, Sofonda Peters, Love Cox, Mya diction, Patty O’Furniture, Hedda Lettuce, Sandy Beach, Mystique Dawn, Aneta Mann, Iona Trailer, Anita Pricechek, Anitau Mandahungenkis, India Hoyle, Ida Dunham, Lawancha Cox, Jenny Saykwah. Owhora cherry, Roxanne Gravel, Frothy Martini, Rachel Tension, Liza O’Mission, Angie O’Plasty, Julia Child Chenille, Jackie Kennedy Onasis Chenille, Helen Hiwatta Chenille, and Spike-Muffy Chenille, Jurasica Parks, Cherry Penetrada, Marge Innovera, Ginny Tonic, Roxanne DeBris, Sal Monella, Miss Demeanor, Anita Biggen, Amanda Polk. Anita Goodwin, Helen Bedd, Virginia Hamms, BangBang LaDeshe, Miss Dynel Fall, Wilma Ballsdrop. Duna Kegel, Sharon Needles, Connie Lingas, Tami Pax, Ima Hoer, Margarita Rimma, Gramma Gaudy Baubles, Miss Understood. Miss Ming Vauze, Flotilla Debarge, Hedda Lettuce, Jonni Shampain, Sofonda Cox, Tasha Myfupa, Aroara Thunder, Tequila Mockingbird, Erma Gerd, Sister Teryn McCloseoff, Ida Nevasaynotaya, Trayla Tears, Trey LeTrash, Bertha Nation, Formica Dinette, Estee Lauder Harder Faster, Winnie Baygo, Iona Trailer, Panikka Tack, Mopa de Floorz, Marlene Ditchwitch. Yolanda Goshen, Elza Poppin, Mary Meetanpart, Shirley Yewjest, Magnolia Thunderpussy, Eva D’Struccion, Carlotta Tendant, Sue E. Cidal, Sarah Bellum, Anna Flactic, Shanda Lear, Sarah Tonin, Roxanne Debris, Alotta Fagina, Lolly Gagg, Eartha Moon, Chlamydia Champagne, Fanny Liquor, Betty Duzum, Connie Lingus, Iza Poppin, Dell Lisous, Kitty Litter, Alvina Lavern Greese, Shenita Bath, Unita Bath, Tanya Hyde, Linda Hand, Kaye Sirah, Tara Wrist, Ophelia Paine, Sunny Daye, Helen Waite, Helen Wheels, Helena Handbasket, Helen Highwater, Helen Bedd, Ineeda Mann, Dot Matrix, Belle E. Akin, Pat Bottoms, Lois Carmen Denominator, Clare Voyant, Candice B. Love, Dakota Justice, Ella von Titus, Heidi Ho, Odette Sosumi, Meagan Waves, Paige Turner, Ronnie deMille, Sienna Laprocket ~ ~ Drag names are borrowed from Facebook. Pictures are from ” The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library” This was written like Vladimir Nabokov.





10/11/12

Posted in History, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on October 11, 2012













Today is October 11, 2012. In the six digit shorthand for dates, this is 10/11/12. If you enter this into google with the slash marks, it will read it as 10 divided by 11, with the result divided by 12. The answer for this is 0.07575757, with the fives and sevens dancing off to the horizon. If you multiply 10x11x12, the correct answer is 1320.

There is a pleasing symnetry to 10-11-12. It happens every year for twelve years at the start of the century, between January 2, 2003 and December 13, 2014. If you really want to party, remember to set your clocks to buzz at 7:08:09 p.m. If you woke up at that time this morning, you get bonus points. If you want to celebrate again, there is 8:09 10-11-12.

USA Today reports that today is a big day for lottery tickets and wedding chapels. (More google results show this AP feature is appearing in a number of publications.) “It basically happens in the early years of a new century,” says Geoff Chester, public affairs officer at the U.S. Naval Observatory. “Really, this is just a numerological curiosity,People find it amusing. But there is no cosmic significance. It’s an artifact of the calendar and time system that we use.”

Geoff Chester probably does not know Philadelphia writer Peter Mucha. With the miracle of copy paste, Mr. Mucha makes the job of a slack blogger much easier.

“As numbers freaks know, however, such sequences are fairly common, especially in the first decade or so of a century. Include repeat sequences (1-1-01), descending ones (3-2-01), consider the order preferred in Europe (20-01-2001, or Jan. 20, 2001), and include palindromes (10-1-01, 10-2-01, 10-02-2001, etc.) among the so-called patterns, and, why, more than a dozen possibilities popped up in just the century’s first year. … Ever since 12-11-10, descending sequences have disappeared, and next year, the repeats will vanish, too, since there’s no 13th month. 12-13-14 will put an end to ascending strings as well – unless you count by odds or evens and like the likes of 5:07:09 on 11-13-15 – a Friday the 13th, by the way. No matter. People will still see patterns, just as they did on 9-9-99. … Every year, March 14 or 3-14 is Pi Day, since the circumference/diameter constant is 3.14159 etc. So, expect extra hoopla in 2015 (when adding seconds after the date makes for a Pi Second accurate to 10 decimals, with 3-14-15 9:26:54, according to a Princeton Web page). Pi Day 2016 might be even bigger, when 3-14-16 rounds the constant off to four decimal places.”

Bible Gateway has a page for Mark 10:11-12 11 He answered, “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. 12 And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery.” The page has an ad for Christian Mingle. “Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. -Psalm 37:4”

Today is the fourth day of Mental Illness Awareness Week, with graphics coming to a facebook near you. For those who are tired of wrestling with coat hangers, this is National Coming Out Day. The ghost of Keith Haring wants a royalty payment.

October 11 is not a popular day for history, birthdays, or holidays. The best October 11 can do for a historic event is the 1975 premiere of Saturday Night Live. On this day in 1912, Betty Noyes was born. She was the ghost singer for Debbie Reynolds in Singin’ in the Rain. 1932 saw the birth, in McMinnville TN, of Dottie West. There were four deaths on October 11 that catch the eye: Chico Marx (1961), Edith Piaf (1963), 1963, Dorothea Lange, (1965) and Redd Foxx (1991).

Pictures today are from ” The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”










Picture 076

Posted in Undogegorized by chamblee54 on October 10, 2012






This post is going to be a breakdown of an image. We are going to start with an original, and go through the steps to get the finished product. The raw picture is -076, in folder wed0829b. This image was shot 2:06 pm, August 29, 2012. The camera is a COOLPIX L24. The original is 2048×1536, and has 709kb in memory. The image manipulation program is GIMP. The computer is a PC. The location is Atlanta GA.

This image was taken during an emergency trip to record images from Living Walls. One image generated controversy, and if pictures were going to be taken the recorder needed to hurry up. There were a few more images in that neighborhood. One was under a railroad bridge, with the beltline on top. This was on the border between Cabbagetown and Reynoldstown. Just east of the bridge mural was a building, covered in unauthorized art. This building is the scene for this picture.

For the purposes of this tutorial, keyboard shortcuts will be used. On the machine that created these images, most of these functions have keyboard shortcuts. These allow the manipulator to command an action with one keystroke, as opposed to two or three keystrokes, or even a few mouse clicks. The keyboard is almost always faster than the mouse. Some functions require the mouse, and some are easier using a mouse. For the rest, the keyboard is the way to go.

01- This is the original. It is reduced to 720×540 so it will fit in this column. Go to Scale Image (alt+I, S.) The width field will be highlighted. Type in 720. Hit Scale (alt+S.) You need to save this image as a separate file. Hit ctrl+shift+S, and type 01 in the highlighted field. If you want to save the file in a different format, you can type in that format extension. Hit enter, and then “Save as JPEG” by hitting alt+S. The file size is now 111 kb.

We will want to use the full size original to create our final image. Hit ctrl+Z to undo the scale change. This will give you the original image. Cntrl+Z is your friend. It is the only thing you really need to know to work with images.

You very seldom want to use the entire picture. Most raw images have parts that are not interesting. For this picture, we are going to focus on the symbols in the center of the picture. To crop this out, you will use the Rectangle.(R) The only box to have clicked in the tool options is Fixed. The option chosen should be Aspect Ratio. For the Aspect Ratio, the “golden rectangle” is used. This is 161:100. This is the golden mean, which math nerds can tell you about.

Click R, and draw a rectangle over the section you want to select. Take your finger off the mouse button. (PG uses a trackball mouse, and will try to be understanding of those using a different device.) Move the cursor into the middle of the rectangle, push the mouse button, and move the rectangle into the position you want. Go to Image/Crop. (alt+I, C) Reduce this image to 720×447, using Scale Image (alt+I, S.). Save this as 02.

This image is painted on a cement block wall. This means that there are lots of lines you can use to level the image off. This image is fairly level, so Rotate (shift+R) will not be used. Taking pictures of flat images is more difficult than you might think. There is always some angle somewhere throwing things out of kilter. Unless the image is totally flat, at a 90 degree angle to the floor, and the camera is in the middle and focused dead on straight ahead, there is going to be distortion. This is where your image manipulation program comes in.

In this image, there is a couple of inches of mural showing above the cement block line. Perspective (shift+P) will drag that cement black line over to the edge of the picture. When this happens, it will make the left side of the picture level with the right side. Drag the two top sides of the picture to where the cement block line is flush with the top of the image. Go to the Perspective window, and click transform. The letters on top of the image window will say (RGB, 2 layers). Ignore the RGB part. You should anchor the two layers. Hit cntrl+H, and 2 layers will become 1 layer. This is image 03.

On the bottom part of the image, there is another cement block line. It is about 50 pixels above the bottom on the left side, and 60 pixels above the bottom on the right side. Use Rectangle to crop the image. Draw your crop line where the cement block line on the left goes out of the image. Use Perspective to drag the cement block line on the right side to the bottom of the page.

Right now, the image is 720×401. It is best to bring it back to the golden rectangle dimensions. Open Scale Image (alt+I, S.) . Hit the tab key. This will shift the selection from the width field, to the chain symbol. Hit enter while the chain symbol is selected. This will enable you to choose a height size that is a different proportion that what is now used. Hit tab again to select the height field. Type 447 in the height field. Hit shift, alt+S. This is image 04.

It is now time to work on the colors. Open Levels (alt+C, L.) Hit auto (alt+A), and then hit OK (alt+0.) This is image 05.

Some of the dark portions of this image are too dark. To correct this, use Curves. (alt+C, C) Place the cursor over one of the gray blocks, and click. A straight line will go up in the box. Put your cursor over where the straight line crosses the diagonal line, and push the dot up a couple of cat hairs. Hit OK. This will make the darker parts of the image a bit less dark. This is image 06.

The colors can be saturated. Hit alt+C, S, and Hue-Saturation will appear. The third line is saturation. Push that as far to the right as it will go, and click OK. This is image 07.

The colors can be balanced. Hit alt+C, B, and Color Balance will appear. Under Select Range To Adjust, hit shadows. Under Adjust Color Levels, choose red 10, magenta -10, and yellow-40. If you hit the line with you cursor, the marker will move ten points towards the side you click on. Hit OK. This is image 08. Some people would quit here.

It is now time to use a filter. Start by using Gaussian Blur. (alt+R, B, G) Under Blur Radius, type 22.0 in the horizontal field. Click OK. Next, go to Fade Gaussian Blur. Hit alt+E, then click on fade gaussian blur. Click on the little triangle next to the mode window, and select darken only. Hit fade, alt+F. This is image 09. We are almost through.

Saturate the colors another 100 points. Open Color Balance,, hit shadows, and give it 10 points red and -30 yellow. This is image 10. This is the final image.