Minimal Degree Of Creativity
What Not To Say To A Friend With A Mental Health Problem
I Always Knew You Had A Problem There, Need To Get Out More Its All In Your Mind
You’re Not Pushing Yourself Enough To Care, You Don’t Ever Know What You’re Going To Find
Things Aren’t That Bad Could Be So Much Worse, But You Have Nothing To Worry About
Your Own Damn Fault You Don’t Have To Curse, Nothing Wrong With You Chill The Fuck Out
You Just Have A Negative Attitude, Sounds Like You Are Going Crazy Dude
Complaining All The Time Just Grow A Pair, Nobody Ever Said That Life Was Fair
Go Snap Out Of It I Never Get Bored, Get Over Yourself Do You Know The Lord – 2018
Bucket List
Step Out Of My Comfort Zone For A Spell, Mark Another One Off The Bucket List
Memorize Piece About Living In Hell, Get Out In The World To See What I Missed
Don’t Take A Skateboard To A Gunfight Ma’am, Don’t Hail Satan At A Catholic Mass
Don’t Read Your Sonnet At A Poetry Slam, Judges Will Totally Hand You Your Ass
Another Caucasian With Attitude, Get That Rhyming Shit Out Of Here Dude
It’s Not Gonna Work Just Grow A Pair, Nobody Ever Said That Life Was Fair
You Gotta Go Out There And Take Your Shot, Some People Like It But Others Will Not – 2024
Sausage Jockey
Brothers Of The Fudge Big Boy Combo Play, Microwave Popcorn Hot Dog Engineer
Bowling In The Basement Hershey Highway, Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear
Anal Chainsaw Massacre Backstage Pass, Kamikaze Big Chicken Rodeo
Intestinal Tourist Private First Class, Backdoor Barbeque Curly Larry Moe
Hunker Down Brown Town Slammer Jammer, Take It All The Way In Lower Alabama
Ride The Sausage Jockey Creeper Peeper, Stick It In Stick It In Deeper Deeper
Dance The Chocolate Chacha Elton John, Driving On On On On The Autobahn – 2016
Cha Cha
Many Opinions ’bout White Folks Who Dance, Some Look Down Their Nose At The Spectacle
We Are Having Fun So We Take The Chance, So What If Its Not Quite Respectable
Some People Don’t Like Caucasian Cha Cha, No Matter What We Do Or Don’t Wear
Giggle And Point And Call Our Moves Caca, We Will Have Too Much Fun To Care
Call It Cultural Appropriation, Ecclesiastical Abomination
Disco Wonder Blunder Panacea, Or Terpsichorean Diarrhea
An Opinion Is Often Compared To A Hole, Lay Down The Beat And Light Up Your Soul – 2023
Wonder Weasel
Its Got A Beat And You Can Dance To It, Shake Hands With A Salami Cluster Bomb
Spray Wonder Whipped Cream Banana Split, Whitewashing The Fence With Huck And Tom
Triggering Therapeutic Trouser Snake, Satin-Headed Serpent Carnal Knowledge
Tenderize Happy Lumberjack Tube Steak, Putting Mr. Kleenex’s Kids Through College
Pulling Your Own Baloney Pony Weight, Playing Tag With Your Pink Torpedo Freight
Put Relish On Your Hot Dog Spaghetti, Wax A One-Eyed Wonder Weasel Chevy
Calibrate Satanic Surge Protector, Tip Off The Crazy Hand Jive Inspector – 2017
Blanche Debris
They Come From The City Floating On Glee, Seeking Perpetual Indiscretion
From Gentrified Hollows In Tennessee, Sinners Reborn By Glorious Fashion
Dance Till You Drop By The Flickering Fire, Fanning The Flames With Fabulicity
Drums On The Land Go Higher And Higher, Slobbering Consensual Ecstasy
Come For The Spirit And Stay For The Bash, When It Is Over Who Takes Out The Trash?
Technicolor Piles Of Yesterday’s Drag, Goddess Worship In A Walmart Bag
Twisted Knickers From Guilty White Savior, Blanche Debris Does Radical Behavior – 2019
Wanted To Sleep
Been To The Mountaintop Been To The Sea, Your Body Part Insults And Boring Jive
Heard Happy Talk About Being Free, It’s A Fabulous Time To Be Alive
Laughed With Morticia Lusted For Lurch, Got Tested For Drugs And A Pesky Disease
Wanted To Sleep So I Dropped Out Of Church, Back Skull Feet Eyes Blood Pressure Knees
Blow Twenty Five Points In The Super Bowl, Jesus And Satan Fight Over My Soul
I Gave Up The Reefer And Gave Up The Beer, One Thing I Will Never Give Up Is The Queer
It’s Taken This Long To Find My Voice, Every Breath Is A Time To Rejoice – 2025
Blessed Be
When You’re Alienated From Jesus, God Of The Bible Or Bible Word Of God
Shameless Hustle For Something To Please Us, Authority Doctrine From Men Who Are Flawed
Bad Faith Babble About Life After Death, Loudmouth Bullies Who Think Its The Way
We Often Forget To Cherish Each Breath, Finding It So So Difficult To Pray
Thank You For Letting Me Be Here Now, For All The Times That We Get To Say Wow
Please See That The Living Are Loved And Fed, Help Us Trust You To Take Care Of The Dead
Thank You For The Life You Have Given Me, We Are All God’s Children Blessed Be – 2024
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These poems are the copyrighted property of Luther Mckinnon. Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. Russell Lee took the social media picture in November 1939. “Untitled photo, possibly related to: Turkey pickers waiting for work to start. Cooperative poutry plant, Brownwood, Texas”. These pictures are in the public domain. ©Luther Mckinnon 2025
The Poems
This content was originally published June 22, 2018 … As the reader(s) of this blog may have noticed, chamblee54 features poetry. Lately, I have been wondering exactly what I have, and how to access this archive. Yesterday, I started to create a numbered spreadsheet of the 674 graphic poems that have been published in the last five years. … On June 22, 2025, 1266 poems are registered. … Item C001 was published 10-04-2013. A lot of these are terrible. Many of the early works were the result of Trifecta, a writing contest which is no longer in operation. …
… A prompt would be for 33 words, including a certain word, phrase, or concept. Trifecta is no longer in business. Another writing contest, YeahWrite, kicked me out for this poem. Those are the breaks. The party goes on. · Labelism Is Privilege racist liberal conservative, confusing labels function, distract media happy people, use of these words as insults, says more about the talker, than the object of derision · Cracker cracker not the paleface version of the n word, many crackers don’t care what y’all think or say, why give others the power to turn you into sputtering rage, because the wrong person said a bad word. …
This content was originally published June 23, 2018. … One problem with the internet is distractions. While you are there, inevitably you will look at facebook, thus putting your peace of mind at risk. Like when two white facebook friends shared a vile screed, White People Are Cowards. What is the proper response to this? Say something, and get into a quagmire argument? Or just ignore it, and lose respect for the two white men who liked this, as well as a bit of self respect. I don’t want to be someone who hates others because of their opinions. …
… The good news is, the next poem I found in the archive addresses this issue. · Emotional Experience it is is not about justice, it is having an emotional experience, that validates your privilege, the person judging you, is just as messed up as you are, it is is not about salvation, it is having an emotional experience, that validates your privilege. · There is an irony here. The article at the root makes the point that white people have done terrible things, and other white people did not speak out about it. This is a fair enough point. The article is titled …
… “White People Are Cowards,” and the cowardice stems from this lack of speaking up. There is a quote from Thomas Jefferson, which nobody has a source for. Now, should I speak up about the fbf posting this obnoxious article where I can see it? If I had confronted the two fbf about this article, it would have gotten nasty. Nothing good ever comes out of a discussion like that. While you might feel like a coward from walking away, sometimes that is the best thing to do. The second best thing to do is substitute “black” for “white,” in the title and concept, and wonder what would happen. …
… Which brings us to the poem that got me banned from YeahWrite, Whitehall Street. The pictures were taken at a mural on Whitehall Street. Getting the background colors to match was a chore. A few days after publication, there was an email. “Based on the nature of your post this week, your entries will no longer be welcome at yeah write.” Rowan Grigsby submissions editor rowan@yeahwrite.me | yeahwrite.me” After a few emails, I got this: “What you said, essentially, is that a trans woman is a fake woman. Frankly, we have never felt the need …
… to specifically articulate that hate speech is unwelcome in our community. It seemed obvious to us and, indeed, to nearly everyone who submits posts.” Here is the test of the “hate speech.” pearl told peter she is pregnant, baby daddy peter wants to marry, pearl do big man thing what peter, does not know pearl was formerly, known as paul gender reassignment, can grow pretty boobs paint happy,
face but cannot create productive womb …
… Freedom Lies Bleeding grand jury renders opinion, national hissy fit begin again, when justice is popularity contest, freedom lies bleeding in street · On November 24, 2014, I was waiting on a grand jury to make an announcement. There was little doubt that Darren Wilson fired the shots that killed Mike Brown. The question was whether, or not, to indict Mr. Wilson. The grand jury decided not to indict Mr. Wilson. This decision was confirmed by a later DOJ investigation. While waiting on the announcement, I was concerned about mob justice. I feel that the justice system should …
… decide the case based on the evidence and arguments presented , rather than by public opinion. This is a fundamental concept in a nation governed by laws, rather than brute force. Many people disagreed with the decision of the grand jury. … There was a comment. Anonymous said, on November 25, 2014 at 2:28 pm (Edit) Thanks Luthor… you’re racism never disappoints! The name was misspelled. … Is a dependence on a system of law and order racism? Anonymous seems to think so. Is they qualified to make this judgment? If racism is anything that you don’t like, …
… then Anonymous is qualified to make the call. There is the style of the comment to consider. While Anonymous did not give their name, there was an I.P. address. The IPA is connected to a .edu server. Apparently, this is a workplace computer. Leaving insulting comments from your employer’s computer does not reflect well on the institution. · Perfect Country Western Poem remember mama in the rain, kobir made me miss the train, pick up truck needs oil, radiator fixin’ to boil, drunk down at the prison gate, mama you don’t need to hate · selah













































































































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