Casting Call
Local Production needs talent.
Yassir Arafat look-a-like.
Great pair female Caucasian (age 20-27)
fake breasts that are willing to bounce
in a bikini top on camera.
Caucasian female 25 years old girl
looks like she is ready to have fun
and already had some last night.
Ramen Recipe
take an almost empty bottle of salsa
add five ounces of water
put the lid on the bottle
shake
boil the water
add the water
to crushed ramen noodles
in a bowl
put the lid on the bowl
wait five minutes
eat
clean up
Twenty More Words
PG saw the absent housemate.
who said “you didn’t like Bear Bergman’
sometimes you write stuff
people take the wrong way
spell check has limits
comprehension check is not invented
there are only twenty more words
and then you can look at the pictures
Hurry Up
I don’t know how to use a word processor
And I’ve never even used an electric typewriter
Because when you turn it on,
It starts humming and seems to me to be saying,
`Hurry up. Let’s get going.’
Herbert Block
Pictures: Library of Congress
Limits
44 word limit here
that is less
less is more
limits can be liberating
indeed
and what is our topic of discussion?
anything but Beyonce’
so you like music?
was the halftime show music, or special effects?
Hate Code
Peach Pundit says 50 word comment maximum.
Chamblee54 thinks 44 words is plenty.
RedState banned Chamblee54
Gave Chamblee54 the 601 Database redigestation error bug
The computer had to go to the shop.
To ban a commenter is blogowner privilege.
Passing hate code is a rotten practice.
Moderation
A local group had some problems.
An outside person was brought in to chair a meeting.
It was a brilliant display of leadership.
Many of the problems were resolved.
Later,
The outside person was accused of stealing money,
And left town in a hurry.
Bong Picture
A football player from Chamblee GA took a trip to Oregon.
@DavinBellamy17 Oregon trip going better than I thought 12:46 AM – 3 Feb 13
He posed for an embarrassing picture. The internet never forgets.
Christian comments: “The UGA chapter of the KKK is not gonna like this.”
Golf
A patrician New Englander
Who drank way too much
Mister Holmes had respect
For one thing
He would pause
Take a breath
Have a moment of silence
Tilt his head
Fifteen degrees to the right
Blink with both eyes
Say the word
Golf
Mister Giggle
Louie Giglio
Pounding passion putrid poop
Idiot shut up
Just a gigolo
Louis Prima song and dance
Ain’t got nobody
Mister giggle high
Louie Louie way down low
We gotta go now
Conversation
hey there you look douchy today
what a sweet thing to say
you know i try
you clean up well yourself
Is Gnarlene coming today?
No she isn’t feeling well
Bless her heart
Whale Tale
Memory Palace has a new episode,
Fifty Words Written After Learning
the Arctic Bowhead Whale Can Live up to Two Hundred Years.
One mythical whale escaped the Nantucket whalers in 1850,
and heard thousands of animals singing. .
The episode was 89 seconds,
disappointing some Memory Palacites.
Chamblee54 
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