Up To Speed
PG went to get his drivers license renewed.
The State of Georgia had a program to encourage the drug free workplace.
A sign said that the program will help get your employees off drugs.
The phrase used was get you up to speed.
KIDS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS
I saw the sign about
KIDS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS.
The sign said to repost in honor of KWSN.
I felt ill.
I doctored the sign.
I no longer felt ill.
I felt accepted.
Lie About Jesus
Jamie Foxx sang a few words
Supposedly to the parents of Trayvon Martin
No weapon formed against you shall prosper.
This is a lie.
Kel Tec does very nicely.
Jesus is used to hurt people.
Gun owners
And bible owners
Like to have fun.
Small Minority
Maybe only a small minority of groups do terrible things. This is small comfort to those affected. Most muslims are not radicals did not help the people on flight 11. If pedofiles are a small percentage of priests, that does not heal those molested.
Gruß
take a growl
add a vowel
finish with a hiss
make a word
before dinner say grace
the front yard grows grass
lubricate the gears with grease
take a vacation in Greece
144 count is a gross
greet Germans with Gruß
Umbrage
The kitchen pricked him,
discovering mother’s need to devour her life
with comforting quiescence.
A sense of umbrage,
a hanging pink impatiens plant,
and spray remnants of corporeality
were wrapped around the rifle.
Liberal Conservative
Liberal and conservative are meaningless labels.
This is true with capital, or small letters.
The use of these words as insults says more about the talker,
than the object of derision.
The same goes for terrorist.
Hypocrisy is in the eye of the beholder.
Message In The Cheesecake
Cracker
cracker is not the pale face
version of the n word
many crackers don’t care what others think anyway
why give people the power to turn you
into a mass of quivering rage because
the wrong kind of person said a seven letter word?
The Greatest Thirty Three Words
this is the greatest
thirty three words ever written
adjectives with attitude
participles dangling in the
idiomatic obsolescence
metaphysical metaphors
volcanic vowels powering verbs
raging in ironic perpetuity
read this
change your life
Mel Brooks And Buddy Rich
When Mel Brooks was a young man
Buddy Rich was a star
The Star showed the young man drumming secrets
When Blazing Saddles was a hit
There was a party to celebrate
Mr. Rich told Mr. Brooks
You could have been a good drummer
Beating Heart
people say
I firmly believe
I work to live
I don’t live to work
is there a difference?
does your heart stop beating
when you clock in?
do you get hungry before lunch?
Pete Hamill says
live your life, don’t perform it.
Pictures: L.O.C.
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