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November 4, 2024 was the day before this year’s election from hell. It was also the first monday, which means Little 5 Poetry Bash. Last night saw five people in the audience. The emcee, the feature, the feature’s business manager, and two poets.
Manley Pointer was one of the supporting poets. With little new material, he sought refuge in the archive. The verses were divided into groups. Poems to be proud of. Poems of varying quality.
At the bottom of the barrel, The D-List reared its gnarly head. Doggerel that should be burned, but would release toxic fumes. Underground poems, that are so bad they need to be buried. Sonnets that would make the corpse of Willie Shakespeare weep. Iambs that would make the pentameter hide in shame. The D-List was the source that Manley Pointer chose this dark and stormy night.
Under Powerless Alienation (Acrostic)
morphodite democratic delusion · cracker employment asylum martyr
killer media self is an illusion · if you assume everyone is smarter
needle on fingers of an open grope · noodle protest against humidity
opiate the futility of hope · not smiling idiot stupidity
lilac never be dishonest weasel · under powerless alienation
testosterone altruistic people · hear affirmation find inebriation
eager starvation somnambulist · rocking and rolling materialist
Donald Trump Spam
little kim jong un of north korea · a disgusting lie unprofessional
radical islamic diarrhea · catastrophic and unacceptable
it could have been so easy now a mess · publicity seeking lindsey graham
famously got caught lying to congress · an authority on donald trump spam
crooked hillary clinton it was great · enthusiastic dynamic and fun
general pershing of the deep red state · will again be the best in world war one
dems would do are just wasting time · don’t believe fake news nursery rhyme
Devil Gooberhead #whyiwrite
having so much culture thrown at me · can’t sing dance or draw little rabbits
stay away from less healthy habits · novel that maybe two people will read
conversation with voices in my head · becoming socially acceptable
ignore a reality tv vegetable · possession by a devil gooberhead
no one listens to me when I speak · stun people with pretentious rhetoric
im not really good at anything freak · rant roast or a judgmental limerick
go listen to idiots having fun · bringing my nightmares to everyone
Am I Blonde Today #DeepThoughtsFromKimKardashian
why am i famous for just being me · did thesaurus live in jurassic park
when can i see through peoples clothes · what direction should i name my next kid
what does science have to do with math · why does that much dirt get left in a hole
someone told me orange is also a fruit · am i blonde today is this my moment
bad directions on a shampoo bottle · is indonesia a sleeping disorder
if cameras have a round lens model · why is the picture square with a border
if you never wear underwear neighbor · then you will never need toilet paper