Chamblee54

‏@llamaranch Your intelligence is so low it makes some question if you are afflicted with a mental disability #FizzleOff #UnwieldyInsults
@llamaranch You are the male offspring of a female canine
‏@HoorayBacon You look like what would happen if a wookie mated with one of the guys from Duck Dynasty #UnwieldyInsults #YeahNotFunny
‏@JohnParrish56 There is an odor emitting from your torso that is most egregious. I do say you should stop living. #UnwieldyInsults #YeahNotFunny
@KebabManiac With your wit, you’d make a wonderful dinner guest for Jeffrey Dahmer
@rockskimmer Lawrence Welk wants his Tupperware back, you bubble-hating, enemy of the accordion! #WeCantBreathe #UnwieldyInsults #newsnight #ISIS
@papermonkeynz A preponderance of recessive genetic traits has made you unattractive in a society that values symmetry in facial structure
@KebabManiac I don’t care what the others say – you wear that hunch well
@facebookie You, sir, are lower than Eubalaena japonica ordure at the nadir of the Mariana
‏@MXTracy66 You are like an Adam Sandler movie with an all Nickelback soundtrack.
@shelikesitloud I bet if you tried to spell pterodactyl, your brain would break.
@laurieallee Your mythology is archetypally incongruous.
‏@rockskimmer In the HeeHaw auditions of life, you would be laughed from the room and not allowed any of the craft services cornbread. #UnwieldyInsults #newsnight #ISIS #WeCantBreathe
@KebabManiac You Have The Grace Of A Pygmi Hippo With ‘The Shits’ And The Dancing Prowess Of The Great Proffesor Stephen Hawking
@DaiseyDoesIt Your pompous presence reveals your inherent nature as one best illustrated by a phallically formed cranium
@zolaris64 Your mother wears Bates 30501 Durashock desert foot protection.
‏@laurieallee Your voice has tonal anomalies that would make Schoenberg abandon dodecaphony & long for traditional harmonics.
@laurieallee If Anton Van Leeuwenhoek had seen the inner machinations of your aberrant deviations he’d have smashed his microscope.
‏@rockskimmer You have the spelling skills of an umbrella stand and the wry wit of a Bass Pro Shops fish finder. #UnwieldyInsults @TheHashtagGame
@TheBrandonHolly You are a maladroitly uncoordinated ape who is unable to take notice of his own bemusing presence & horrendous malfeasance.
@MullingHagel In the theater of the absurd you were asked to stop acting.
@Bat_Guano_1 Your bad taste is exceeded only by your bad breath.
@lowdudgeon Your judgement is so lacking you would not be out of place on certain American Grand Juries I could name.
@Pacific231 The woman who gave birth to you some number of years ago wears specialized footwear designed specifically for times of war!
@MHanson62 “Hey, Excrement for Intelligence…”
@MullingHagel Your personality is comparable to a poorly written novel about vampire teenager and your face is cubic in design.
@steverand616 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
@FateJacketX I would rather read Hawthorne to a bovine in heat than suffer your malodorous company at the debutant ball!
‏@KennyBrendan You’re an objectivist Marxist who fails to appreciate the potential for revolutionary subjectivity. #WeCantBreathe #UnwieldyInsults #newsnight #ISIS
@thecoolnoodle Your vapid, feckless attempts at blatant obfuscation r tedious and leave me disheartened by your woeful lack of intellect.
@llamaranch This meal tastes like the regurgitated bile of a pregnant hippopotamus who suffers from leprosy. #UnwieldyInsults @TheHashtagGame #ladygaga
‏@tlcninjarx Your only value is the plethora of calumnious epithets you have reminded me are in my arsenal of verbal eviscerators
@MHanson62 While I appreciate your Mother’s military service, her combat footwear is inappropriate and unflattering.
@jpostman You’re about as effective as the 1992 Maastricht Agreement was at unifying EU monetary policy #UnwieldyInsults #YeahNotFunny
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