Chamblee54

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Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on January 20, 2009

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PG sometimes makes a funny. Other times, he steals them. The following is from JokesFunny. While most other people are blathering about the inauguration, here is a bit of “humor”.
1. THINGY…Female……Any part under a car’s hood…Male…The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE…Female…..Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another…Male…Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION…Female..The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner….Male….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT… Female…….A desire to get married and raise a family…Male………Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. FLATULENCE …Female……An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion…Male……..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

6. ENTERTAINMENT… Female……A good movie, concert, play or book…Male……..Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

7. MAKING LOVE …Female……The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve…Male……..Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL …Female…..A device for changing from one TV channel to another…Male…….A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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  1. William J.Simpson's avatar William J.Simpson said, on January 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    like it i like more if u could find some lsd 23

  2. She Said He Said « Chamblee54 said, on January 20, 2013 at 10:54 am

    […] another. Male…….A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. 9. THIS IS A repost. Text is from Funny Jokes. Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia […]


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