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An organization called ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) has been in the news lately. The word is they are registering voters, and not being too choosy who they sign up. Vote early, and vote often. Since a lot of these new voters will presumably vote for BHO, the JSM campaign has made an issue of this. The talking points have gone out, and suddenly ACORN is an issue.
This brought back some memories for PG. He used to work, briefly, for one of those community organizations. In 1980, he answered an ad for “Activists”. The job was for a group called Georgia Action, which was connected to ACORN.
The job was going door to door, getting people to sign a petition. The petition called for the Public Service Commission to take action against Georgia Power Company. When the petition was signed, the signer was asked to make a donation. Checks were preferred, since people seldom make checks out for less than five dollars.
PG trained for a couple of days with a senior operator. The word operator is appropriate. The man had a slick routine down, and did not take no for an answer. One lady said she was on chemotherapy, and was strapped for cash. The operator did not bat an eye, but said she could save money on her power bill if she would help Georgia Action.
Back at the office, PG learned that most of what Georgia Action did was “build a base”. They had meetings for Senior Citizens. The worked with neighborhoods to get garbage picked up. They did almost nothing with Georgia Power. The power company was a handy villain to use in fundraising. PG began to be disillusioned, but decided to stick it out.
The first day on his own, he was walking from the bus stop to the office. An acorn fell off a tree, and hit him in the head.
PG tried, but never did too well. He called on a Georgia Power employee, who ridiculed what he was doing. His heart was not there, and the money wasn’t that great either. He called it off after a couple of days.
Now, this is just one story, about one of many community organizations. It took place 28 years ago. The petition drives against Georgia Power have not been seen in a while. Is ACORN committing voter fraud on behalf of BHO today? Who knows. The charges by JSM have the feel of noise from a losing candidate. There just might be an organization doing the same thing to register voters for JSM.

The 81st district of the Georgia House of Representatives is having an election in a few weeks. And, as one of the candidates notes, it is the silly season.
The race is between Republican Incumbent Jill Chambers and Democratic Challenger Chris Huttman. To look at the “issues” website that both maintain, it is tough to tell much difference. Both offer the usual promises to help education and transportation. Mrs. Chambers touts her experience, and connections with the party leadership. Until I read the postcards, I was ready to support Mrs. Chambers. I met her at a campaign party at the old park and shop, and she seemed like a nice lady. While I ordinarily don’t care for Republicans ( on the national level this distaste is stronger than ever), I felt like the connections Mrs. Chambers has with the State party leadership could help her represent our district.
The only problem is the postcards. In the spirit of fairness, it should be noted that both sides have sent mailers out, with both parties attacking the other. In the pile that I have now, there are nine from Mrs. Chambers and two from Mr. Huttman. Also, Mr. Huttman has the “bug”…the little stamp that lets you know this was printed in a Union shop. Mrs. Chambers does not display the “bug”.
In the battle for tackiest mailout, Mrs. Chambers wins in a knockout. She makes a lot of personal charges against Mr. Huttman, based on drinking habits, having a lewd website, and being a supporter of Vernon Jones, DeKalb County CEO. One mailout features a prominent picture of Vernon Jones, and a picture of Mr. Huttman with Al Sharpton. Can we say race baiting? The fact that a state legislator would not be directly involved in county government is ignored. Mrs. Chambers, btw, is pushing a referendum to limit the powers of the DeKalb County CEO. This measure will have little impact on Mr. Jones, who is going to be spending more time with his family.
Mr. Huttman has a site devoted to debunking the mud from Mrs. Chambers. Curiously, Mrs. Chambers uses the URL name of this site…”Trust is the Issue“…prominently in her own mailouts. In addition, there is a picture of Mr. Huttman in a “party” pose in several of these postcards. When I browsed the URL listed as a source (http://www.spock.com/Chris-Huttman-QAvt1GI?highlight=true), the site said it had never heard of the picture.
As for having a drunkard in the state legislature, I am SHOCKED. If this is true, then it only means Mr. Huttman will be better able to get along with the rest of the lawmakers. He denies that he was drunk in the picture, which was taken when he was 20 years old. I wonder if Mrs. Chambers has any embarrassing photos from her youth? To her credit, they are not on the internet.
I am disappointed in Mrs. Chambers. The 81st would seem to be a solid Republican District, and she has a good record of representing us. It is discouraging that she would stoop to this kind of mudslinging. But then, you know she is a Republican when you vote for her. The frog knew it was a scorpion when he gave him a ride.

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I started with a column by Carl Hiassen.Mr. Hiassen is a great writer with an unpronounceable name. His novels make me scared to be living next to Florida, much less go there. He also writes a weekly (sometimes) column for the Miami Herald. He says that what goes in his novels is the watered down version of what he sees in real life.
Today’s feature is about the meltdown on Wall Street. A lot of people are writing about that. It is less painful than suicide, but without the happy ending. Mr. Hiassen ( HIGH as sin? hi ASS en’? There is a t shirt slogan there somewhere, and t shirt supercenters in Destin to sell them) blames the pecuniary melodrama on Cindy Crawford. You know, the supermodel, with an actor ex husband who left her for a gerbil. Miss Cindy designed a collection of yummy furniture, and went on TV to sell it. The couch potato to be could purchase this splendid stuff with no money down, and the rest of his life to pay for it. ( I have to take…Carl’s…word for this. I seldom watch TV, and turn the channel if Cher, or a supermodel, start selling stuff.
According to Mr. CH, these people needed a bigger house to put their furniture in. The banks decided that what works for furniture finance, is just dandy for a big house. All of a sudden, people who need eight years to pay for their sofa were buying MondoMansions in Dacula. They were not deterred by worry about how to pay for these splendid digs, or about buying gas for their SUV. They drive 40 miles one way to work. One day, the whole house of cards came tumbling down, lotsa smart people looked stupid, and a gerbil was smirking.
The fun is just starting. To get to this Cindyphilia, you get to navigate through a popup ad. Now, this machine has a pretty good popup blocker. Today, 51 monkeys got through. Yes, 51 animated monkeys, one for every state and the District of Columbia. That makes three even rows of 17. The primates are waving, and eating bananas. If you move your cursor over one, it turns a lighter shade of brown and waves the bananas. These critters are advertising a facility that offers free credit report scores.
This is poetry. A turbocharged popup, featuring 51 banana happy monkeys, who want to tell you your credit score. All before you read a column by ….HIM… about how a supermodel is responsible for the disaster in our country’s credit score. Does it get any better than this?
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hiassen- baseness, unbiased, ashien, absentia
Destin- dustin, destiny
dacula-dracula, Dauchau, oracular, ejaculate
cindyphilia- necrophilia, anglophilia, syphilizing, pedophilia

During the debates, JSM has repeatedly touted Nuclear Power as a solution to our energy needs. Perhaps this talk needs a second look.
There is a lot of money involved in Nuclear Energy. The plants are very expensive to build. There is a lot of potential for profit, and opportunities for moneylenders to earn interest. With this much at stake, it is not unreasonable to think that someone is paying JSM to promote Nukes.
The capital intensive nature of Nukes brings up another problem. Nuclear Power=Big Government With billions of dollars invested, the banks are going to make sure they get a return on their investment. With this much money involved, Big Government is going to get involved. This is also a factor in the safety issue.
Yes, Nuclear Power is safe. However, there is a need for constant oversight. The potential for disaster is immense. The process needs to be heavily regulated. With the companies trying to show a profit, the temptation to cut corners, and bribe the regulators , is going to be there. With global…and potentially domestic… terrorism a fact of life, the nuclear fuel needs to be constantly watched. Again, this is a job for Big Government. Nuclear Power=Big Government
While Nukes are nominally safe if handled properly, the potential for disaster is huge. There are stories of materials so toxic, that a mass the size of a softball could give the world cancer. While the systems can work well, the potential for corruption, corner cutting, and old fashioned human error cannot be forgotten.
Did someone say that Nuclear Power is expensive? Money is not the only scarce commodity required in bulk by Nukes. Water is also required in vast quantities for a Nuclear Power Plant to operate. The energy from a nuclear reaction is converted into electricity by boiling water to power steam turbines. This is the same steam technology that has been used since the start of the industrial revolution. The nuclear reaction produces vast amounts of heat, which water is used to cool. With water an increasingly scarce commodity, the allocation of vast amounts for a Nuclear Power plant must be questioned.
It should be noted at this point that I am not a scientist. I am just a slacker with internet access. It is also true that coal fired power plants have horrendous environmental issues, and pump millions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere. I honestly don’t know what the answer is.
I recently spent a week at a community with solar power. There were constant reminders to use the juice sparingly. I tried to recharge my cell phone, and the system was not strong enough to do so. While solar can reduce the dependence on “the grid”, it is not going to completely replace it. But then, maybe we could do well to use less energy. We have gotten spoiled, like the man who wants an emerald green lawn in October. Part of the answer would be to live simply, so that others can simply live.
Nuclear Power=Big Government

PG made it back from the Fall Gathering, and knew, as Dorothy had before him, There is no place like home. The Gathering was a delight…fabulous food, visual delights, mountain air…but returning to indoor plumbing was equally festive. The yellow jackets swarming on the porch, at lunch, will not be missed. How anyone could admire such a vile animal tough to understand.
PG did learn a thing or two this week. Setting your camera to a lower resolution will get you more pictures, but they will not be nearly as good. While this will provide plenty of editing fodder, sometimes you catch a good image, and wish for quality.
There is a formula for writing. It is ass plus chair. A lady told PG that, about having the patience to move beyond blog posts into longer work. PG got to talk to her because he asked permission before he took her picture.
When you walk in on a acting workshop, you are in danger of being cussed out. The fact that you did not know the playback theater was in progress does not matter. You will go the rest of the week wondering what it was you walked in on. When you are a veteran of Faerie Gatherings, you learn to take these things in stride.
When you leave a tent open with food inside, a goat might go inside and look for a snack. If you have your camera ready, it can be a photo opportunity. The goats did appreciate the weeds that PG fed them. There was a stone staircase that had fallen into disrepair, and PG spent Friday pulling weeds off the stones. The goats were happy. Short Mountain…where men are men, and the goats are happy.
Friday night, there was an Indian dinner prepared by Frenchmen. They took the kitchen and turned it into a Belle Epoque nightclub, and took a long time talking it up at the dinner circle. Finally you get inside,walk past the can can dancers, and get your meal. The year of the Diamond Dog. PG thought it all a bit much, so he went to the fire outside, and talked to a young man. After a while, PG went back to the kitchen, and joined the chorus dancing to “Save all your love for me”. Life is good.
Late Saturday afternoon, PG was bored before dinner, until he saw a drum without a fresh handprint. Drumming is tough to do wrong, and takes almost no practice. The energy was soon there, through another fabulous meal, more drumming, and a techno dance. At one point a burst of synthetic basstones formed a lightening bolt that ignited the lumbar region. At that moment, PG was no longer in control.

I listened to the debate last night while manipulating images. The two activities were related. Image manipulation is where you take an image, usually a photograph, and play with it. Lighten, darken, add color, balance color, use filters…you can take a poor image and make something nice out of it. In the debate, we took two corrupt politicians and listened to them say what they did.
As for who won or lost, this says more about the judge than the debaters. Most BHO supporters said he won, and most JSM fans favored him. In the war in Babylon, proclaiming victory is an important part of the surge strategy. Both BHO and JSM have been counted out of the race many times. The election is over when the votes are counted.
JSM said that government spending was out of control, and needs to be reduced. He forgets to mention that a leading cause of this runaway spending is maintaining 160K troops eight time zones away. Maybe that is justified by saying that we are winning.
BHO says that Iraq is taking attention away from Afghanistan and Pakistan. He seems to be eager to invade Pakistan, so we can put Mr. Bin Laden’s scalp on the wall. The fact that Pakistan is a poor, unstable country of more than 100 million people doesn’t seem to deter him. Oh, and they have the bomb.
BHO did note that Mr. Ahmadinejad is not the true power in Iran. He also had the sense not to appear foolish trying to pronounce that name. With neighbors like Iraq, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Uzbekistan, Iran is going to want the bomb. With the threat from Iraq removed…indeed, with an Iran friendly government in power next door… Iran is more powerful than ever.
I got a lot of pictures done while the debate took place. I didn’t feel the need to look at the screen and see who was looking at who. This may influence my neutral judgment on the affair. In the seminal Nixon-Kennedy debate, many who listened on radio thought that Nixon won. It was the visual of the ugly Nixon versus the glamorous Kennedy that pulled through. While BHO is not glamorous, he does have more star power than JSM.
The election will be over in a few weeks. And not a minute too soon.

Former Dunwoody resident Aquarium Drunkard weighs in today with a nifty video. It is Frank Zappa, appearing on a TV show discussing censorship. FZ more than holds his own, and makes many good points about the nature of language and censorship. His contention is that censorship is about words, and that words in and of themselves are powerless. Wikipedia contributes this quote: “What do you make of a society that is so primitive that it clings to the belief that certain words in its language are so powerful that they could corrupt you the moment you hear them?” FZ had a way with words… “Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read. ”
I was in high school when I first heard about Frank Zappa. It was in the original Poster Hut, a ramshackle building on Cheshire Bridge Road that is vacant 38 years later. There was a poster, with the words PHI ZAPPA KRAPPA Below the saying was a picture of Frank Zappa on a commode. To compare that image of FZ on the throne to the sight of him on a TV show surrounded by windbags…he is seated both times.
I did not get that poster of PZK, but I did get a dayglo poster of Janis Joplin. I didn’t notice the exposed nipple on the drawing. When Mom saw it, she was horrified. ” I trusted you!” In my shame, I took a magic marker and covered over the flourescent fuchsia mammary.
Back to FZ on CNN. The guitar picker made a lot of sense. One of the pundits threw the founding fathers at FZ, who replied that the FF were slave owners and that Ben Franklin was a wildman. FZ said we were heading to a fascist theocracy. Are we there yet? One whiner mentioned that his band was called the Mothers of Invention. FZ did not mention that the original name had been the mothers, and a record label made them add “of invention”.Finally, the four man part of the show was over. The two primary whiners agreed that rock music had some gnarly words, but did we really trust the government to intervene.
Just for the record, Frank Zappa was a parent. His four children are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet and Diva

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There is a lot of material about JSM these days. Two stories stand out.
The first is courtesy of Kikoshouse. It is about the role that JSM has played in the resolution of the POW/MIA issue. It seems like JSM has sponsored legislation to withhold information about POW s left behind. Here is a key quote: ” While the remains of about 450 POW s who died in Vietnam proper have been repatriated as relations between the U.S. and the Socialist Republic of Vietnam thawed, there has been little movement on POW s who went missing in Cambodia and Laos. A major reason is that these troopers were in those countries on secret missions that the Pentagon is covering up even 30-plus years after the end of hostilities…The most troubling aspect of the POW saga are persistent reports that some are still alive and many more were left behind…While I personally believe that very few — if any — may be alive and that POW groups have done survivors’ families a grave disservice by stoking the fires of hope, I also believe that many were left behind. And were executed. Schanberg’s assessment is the same.”
The Kikoshouse report is based on a far longer work. It is not easy to understand, or condense into sound bites. BHO is unlikely to bring attention to it. It probably will have little impact on this election. It is nonetheless very disturbing, and says a few things about what we could expect from President JSM.
It is also helpful to remember what JSM was doing when he was captured. He was a career military man, not a draftee. He was piloting a plane that dropped napalm on enemy territory…an enemy that never launched air raids on American soil. It is possible that some of this jellied gasoline landed on women and children.
The next installment in today’s entertainment is from TalismanGate. The author of this blog is Nibras Kazimi, a visiting scholar at the Hudson Institute in Washington, D.C. His thought for the day is “What would a McCain presidency mean for the Middle East”. A key quote: “With McCain as president, the White House would be ready to contemplate a future Middle East that does not include the House of Saud remaining in power. A McCain presidency would challenge the conventional status quo, pushed by the Middle Eastern-related bureaucracies at the State Department, the Pentagon and the Central Intelligence Agency, that the Saudi royals are needed to maintain stability within their country and throughout the region.”
The United States has had two major allies in the Middle East: Israel and Saudi Arabia. On September 11, 2001, some citizens of Saudi Arabia made a statement. This event is connected to those alliances. Will JSM maintain the status quo? Talisman seems to think that Senate Veteran JSM just might be savvy enough to make some changes in this policy. BHO is seen as a corrupt lightweight who would play ball with the House of Saud.
Whoever wins is going to have to do some tough things in the middle east. The waters have been muddied by years of corrupt alliances and unwise war. Between the shallowness of BHO and the instability of JSM, there is no good choice.
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There was a band called The Kinks. They did a show at the Atlanta Municipal Auditorium. Before a number called “Lola”, the vocalist taught the audience their part of the song. If you are a man, you sing Lo La. If you are a woman, you sing La La La La. If you are not sure, just clap your hands.

The concept of gender confusion is well tested. To help with household items, we present the guide below.
FREEZER BAGS: Male. They hold everything in, but you can see right through them PHOTOCOPIERS: Female. Once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Male. They go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Male. To get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: Female. They are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female. They are constantly being looked at, and frequently getting hit on. This blog is an exception. TRAINS: Male. They always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Female. Over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male .For the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

On September 23 at 7 pm., the State of Georgia is scheduled to kill Troy Anthony Davis.
Mr. Davis is accused of the Murder of Mark MacPhail. As Wikipedia describes the incident: Mark Allen MacPhail, a 27 year old Savannah, Georgia police officer, was moonlighting as a security guard at a bus station in Georgia in the early hours of 19 August 1989. He was shot attempting to break up a melee in a Burger King parking lot. In full uniform he ran to stop a man who was striking a homeless man, Larry Young, with a .38 pistol. The assailant ran off. When MacPhail called out for him to stop, the assailant shot him under his bullet-proof vest and then in the head as he fell.
Tony Davis admits to being at the scene of the crime. He maintains he did not kill Mark MacPhail. Despite this, he was convicted in 1991 and sentenced to death.
The conviction was based on eyewitness testimony. The weapon was never found. There is no physical evidence linking Mr. Davis to the murder. Seven of the nine witnesses have recanted. There is evidence of police coercion of these witnesses. Two of the witnesses have been fingered as possible killers. For a roundup of these stories, go here and look in the comments.
The scheduled execution has gotten a lot of attention worldwide. Many celebrities are opposed. Anyone wishing to sign an online petition can go here.
Update: Chamblee54 has three more posts about Troy Davis.

There has been a bit of commotion lately about the word “Uppity”. It seems like a Georgia Congressman ( that bastion of enlightenment) referred to a certain half white Presidential candidate as Uppity. Certain keyboards of the internet were not amused.
Before we get any further with this episode, it should be noted that BHO does not lack for self confidence. He can come across as cold and arrogant. The word Uppity just might fit him. JSM, by contrast, has a certain good natured charm. It might be an act, but he does pull it off.
Back to Uppitality. The digital naysayers were referring to a racist origin for Uppity. According to Dictionary.com: Uppity 1880, from up; originally used by blacks of other blacks felt to be too self-assertive (first recorded use is in “Uncle Remus”). The parallel British variant uppish (1678) originally meant “lavish;” the sense of “conceited, arrogant” being first recorded 1734. The more modern Urban Dictionary had several definitions, most centered around the terms arrogant, conceited, and snob. None of the UD definitions was racially based. The UD did have some sub phrases, like Uppity cracker ” stupid cracker that can’t keep his mouth shut” Uppity negro ” a fearless black person who by social definition is “not in their place” and Uppity whodie do. The last one is “the g-rated way to say utter c**t. uptight, b****y, or just plain intolerable”
The U word has some other uses. The phrase ” Uppity Women Unite” has been on many bumper stickers. A visit to a search engine shows businesses like “Uppity Puppies” and “Uppity Events”.
I sat in on a conversation in Tennessee a few years back. This was at a community of rather eccentric folk, which coexisted with its backwoods neighbors very well. One of the old timers of the area said that most people minded their own business . “The one thing you do not want people to think about you here is that you are Uppity”

HT to Puntabulous for steering me to the Urban Dictionary. Puntabulous published a delightful piece this morning, “The Guide to misleading sexual phrases”. His readers supplied many more examples in the comments, and UD was outstanding at defining them. Several were TMI.
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uppitality- hospitality, vitality, capitalist, brutality, capitalize
Dictionary.com-discretionary, reactionary, functionary
whodie- Rhodie, who die

Yesterday Sarah Palin went back to Alaska. There was a rally of her fans. And another rally of those who are not fans.
The second rally was designed for Women to show that not everybody in the 49th state likes the Governor. Attendees were encouraged to bring home made signs, Men and (other) children were welcome.
When announcing the event, the word got to a wing nut radio whiner. As Mudflats reports : “One of those media outlets was KBYR radio, home of Eddie Burke, a long-time uber-conservative Anchorage talk show host. Turns out that Eddie Burke not only announced the rally, but called the people who planned to attend the rally “a bunch of socialist baby-killing maggots” , and read the home phone numbers of the organizers aloud over the air, urging listeners to call and tell them what they thought.”
The rally happened anyway. According to Mr. Flats, the organizers counted 1400 people, along with many supportive drivebys.