Television
The idiot box
Does not have a lid
Some say it is a jar
Or a door left ajar
For jar heads
The boob tube
With talking heads
You can turn it off
Angie
Anita Pallenberg,
gf of Keith Richards,
had a daughter.
They named the baby Dandelion.
Since it was a catholic hospital,
they needed a traditional name.
The middle name became Angela.
When the girl became old enough,
she told daddy
to never call her Dandy.
Racism
when you are a hammer
everything looks like a nail
look for something
you are going to find it
except when
you look in the mirror
the hot air
coming from your mouth
creates a cloud
that prevents you
from seeing yourself
Don’t Have To Call Me Darlin’
Steal
Stealing is too much work.
Reward seldom justifies risk.
Stealing is wrong.
If you get caught, there is trouble.
People will not trust you.
You create ill will.
You don’t want people to steal from you.
You should be a better person.
Details
the little girl with a ponytail
becomes a round head with short hair
the hairdo is a person in the steam
more details do not always improve the way
you experience a picture
On Your Deathbed
Motivators chatter about what you think on your deathbed.
Many people are not thinking by then.
Severe illness does that.
Peggy Lee had been in poor health for years when she died.
It is unlikely that she said,
Is that all there is?
Sunday Afternoon
PG: you can see more scenery at the park without listening to my comments
Uzi: you assume that i am listening
Turn The Beat Around
The 1996 version of TTBA
was playing in a Buckhead dancehall.
HG: when did that girl last eat a decent meal?
PG: the first time this song was a hit.
The girl in tonight’s video gets plenty to eat.
HT Grawly Get Well Soon.
Is This Racist?
Andrew Ti
an Asian man
writes Yo is this racist?
Andrew takes questions
and usually says yes
Andrew calls people “Dogg”
things are “wack”
Andrew throws many a stone from his glass house
Living Christmas Tree
a living christmas tree is not always a good idea
forty five years later
the top is chopped off by georgia power
along with the inconvenient magnolia next door
the two trees look like larry and moe
The pictures from The Library of Congress
G-d Is
G-d is
… in the details
… the opinion of an atheist
… the union with every breath
… smiling in your face when you turn your back
… isis, astarte, hecate, demeter, cali, iana, diana
… the whirlwind that blows through a junkyard, creating a jet engine
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