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This content was posted January 20, 2009. … Sometimes I make a funny. Other times, I steal humor product. The following content is from Jokes Funny. While most other people are blathering about the inauguration, here is a bit of “humor”.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female – Any part under a car’s hood.
Male – The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female – Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male – Playing football without a cup.
2 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female – The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male – Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female – A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male – Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female – A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male – Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female – An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male – A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female – The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male – Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female – A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male – A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
This content was published January 11, 2009. … One of the bloggers in the frequent folder here is Adam Heath Avitable. At the top of his homepage, he is riding in a convertible eating an ice cream cone. The other passenger is Adolph Hitler. The slogan below: “tact is for pussies”. Hilly recently sent five questions to @avitable. Readers were invited to give their answers in his comments. Chamblee54 is a “green” blog that recycles. These five questions will make the nucleus of a dandy post here.
1.) What is the one thing that a blogger can do to really annoy you? · The one thing would be music players with auto start. Jasmyne Cannick has an auto start player. It would have been rude to turn it off, so I had to hear a performance by Shirley Q. Liquor. · 2.) Even though I HATE this phrase, do you consider yourself an “A List Blogger” or do you see it a different way? · I am lucky to get into double digits most days. Technorati has me in the top 800,000. In honor of our new president, I am going to claim to be an ”O List Blogger”.
3.) If you did not work for yourself, what kind of job would you like to have? · Something that does not cause brain damage, and where the checks don’t bounce. · 4.) If I dared you to talk dirty to me, could you do it? Why or why not? · It depends on who “I” is. If it was Avitable, I seriously doubt it. Mostly, I feel silly talking dirty.
5.) How many folders do you have in Google Reader and what are their labels? · There is a file on my machine which does not allow me to use google products. This is the reason I went from Blogger to wordpress. As for the whole rss thing … I just do it manually. I have a frequent folder with shortcuts to the blogs. Drag the thingie into the firefox, and I don’t miss anything important. … Google Reader was euthanized in 2013. … Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. Marion Post Wolcott took the social media picture in August 1940. “Natchez, Mississippi” ©Luther Mckinnon 2025 · selah