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Odor In The Court was a blog post fourteen years ago. OITC is a collection of real things that people, and attorneys, said under oath. They are allegedly taken from a book, Disorder in the American Courts … If you look at the one-star comments, you learn that this is a book of cartoons, with courtroom quotes for captions. This is why God Google supplies a list of these items.
q: : What is your date of birth? a: : July fifteenth. q: : What year? a: : Every year.
q: : What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? a: : Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
q: : This myasthenia gravis. Does it affect your memory at all? a: : Yes.
q: : And in what ways does it affect your memory? a: : I forget.
q: : You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
q: : what was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
a: : he said, “where am i, doris?” q: : and why did that upset you? a: : my name is susan.
q: :Are you sexually active? a: :No. I just lie there.
q: :any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial? a: :the victim lived.
q: : Do you know if your daughter has ever been involvedin voodoo or the occult?
a: : We both do. q: : Voodoo? a: : We do. q: : You do? a: : Yes, voodoo.
q: : Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
a: : Yes. q: : Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? a: : Yes, sir.
q: : What did she say? a: : What disco am I at?
q: : How many times have you committed suicide? a: : Four times.
q: : Have you lived in this town all your life? a: : Not yet.
q: : How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
q: : Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
a: : No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
q: : Were you acquainted with the deceased? a: : Yes sir. q: : Before or after he died?
q: : : “What happened then? a: : He told me, he says, ‘I have to kill you because
you can identify me.’ q: : Did he kill you? a: : : “No.
q: : Can you describe the individual? a: : He was about medium height and had a beard.
q: : Was this a male, or a female?
q: : Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
a: : All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
q: : All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? a: : Oral.
q: : Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
a: : The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. q: : And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
a: : No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
q: : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? a: : No.
q: : Did you check for blood pressure? a: : No. q: : Did you check for breathing? a: : No.
q: : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? a: : No.
q: : How can you be so sure, Doctor? a: : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.