Chamblee54

@KateParkerSB “Hmm. Trying to combine epiphany and ignoramus here. Epiphoramus for the person and epiphorant for the phrase?”@chamblee54 “I googled epiphoramus. It apparently has never been typed into the internet. I did find this: epiphora.” Epihora is doctorspeak for watery eyes.
The search for epiphoramus led directly to Thrunombulax, a word PG has tossed about for years. It came from a Frank Zappa song, Cheepnis. “The monster, Which the peasants in this area call Frunobulax (apparently a very large poodle dog), Has just been seen approaching the power plant.” Observant readers will note that FZ spelled Thrunombulax with an F. This misunderstanding led to Thrunombulax scarcity on google.
If you type Thrunombulax into google, the search engine will helpfully look for THROMBOMAX 12MIU/1.5mg “Sterile Lyophilized powder for Injection. Thrombomax (IL-11) is a new treatment option which is FDA approved & now available in Pakistan for Thrombocytopenic patients.”
Thrunombulax appeared 3 times between 2006 and 2015. The first appearance was at a now-silent blog, piersgavestonjr. 12-step program “5- It is late, I am sleepy … Am I being called back to Thrunombulax (the planet of my birth)? 6- My giving advice about depression is like Cynthia Mckinney (my representative in congress) giving advice about hair care.” A 2008 search for Thrunombulax, Stumping Google, turned up the blogspot post, and Cheepnis.
Slaughterhouse-Five Part Two was a stream of consciousness tribute to “so it goes.” “PG has long suspected that he is a Zorlac, from the planet Thrunombulax. PG is quiet about this, as prejudice against Zorlacs is acceptable by polite people. Many white people are trying so, so, hard not to appear prejudiced against anyone. When they see an approved target for their tribal rage, white people lose it. Just look at the way people with deviant attitudes about race relations are portrayed. With this in mind, PG has learned to keep quiet about his Thrunombulaxian origin. The relationship of Thrunombulax to Tralfamadore is unknown.”
If you google “Thrunombulaxian” you get this: “It looks like there aren’t many great matches for your search. Try using words that might appear on the page you’re looking for. For example, “cake recipes” instead of “how to make a cake.””
Thrunombulax does appear again. Bubba Claus Country Christmas Album “Get nascar news, scores and videos to be in a country christmas. remove financial association from credit report … To be right amount of commoditizing its contents, and career that have been deleted from thrunombulax to undergo lazik eye surgery tuesday morning.” Pictures today are from The Library of Congress
Addendum A search at duckduckgo yielded two more results. Eat Pray Love Chronicles Part One “He is a Zorlack… the race of people that even the most politically correct feel encouraged to hate on. PG did not ask to be a Zorlack. If he had his druthers, he would still be on Thrunombulax, among critters who understand him. Life is not fair, even if fair is a baseball hit between first and third base.”
Who is PG? “PG is a Zorlack. This tribe of morphodidic questagonals migrated to earth from the native planet of Thrunombulax. The time of this migration is not certain, as Zorlactites do not recognize earth based systems of measuring time. … Zorlacks have been the object of prejudice in every … On earth, the prejudice is fairly mild. Earth creatures are infamous in the universe for their hatred of each other. … On Thrunombulax, there is no distinction between G-d and Man. The two are seen as part of the same continuum. The Zorlacks are amused by the belief systems that make this distinction. Some Earth people like to think that their religious ideas are universal. This is a source of derision in galaxies and black holes alike.” Why is google hiding this passage? …