Chamblee54

Maybe the headline should say indicate instead of prove. ~ “Suggests.” And actually, it’s the researchers who are “positing” the explanation, not their study. ~ There are conspiracy theories about the death of William McKinley. It was roughly one hundred years before nine eleven. ~ Offer available to U.S. residents only while supplies last. Limit one free pin per household/address. ~ @MZHemingway @MattWalshBlog in this episode we get tired of #ferguson ignore #gaza and two lady tweeters become “the media” ~ It is easy to photograph a church sign, and rearrange the letters to say what you like. ~ You know, I came here for bad jokes… But I left here with a little knowledge. ~ When I was about three years old I told a variation of this joke all the time. Reading it just now, I finally realized its a lot funnier than I originally thought. ~ “I think you said the joke wrong.” “I know what I said.” ~ Thank you so much, I’m glad I am not the only one that thinks this joke is hilarious. All my friends just think I am odd. Will you all be my new friends? ~ I told this joke to a random stranger once, they just turned without saying a word and walked away. I, on the other hand, could not stop laughing. ~ The thought of you just stopping random people on the street to tell then this makes me laugh more than the joke but hey, you did your part. Good job! ~ For those of you who aren’t American, coupe is pronounced coop here, and also a sedan is a saloon. ~ Oh my god. I have to tell that one to my 9 year old when I get home… ~ My 3 year old pterodactyl is gonna feel slightly offended when I tell him. ~ This one is better if you keep dragging it out as much as you can, then suddenly it just ends. ~ Actually red paint gets its color from iron oxide, whereas blue paint gets its color from copper. Iron oxide has a very distinct metallic smell, causing red and blue paint to smell very different I worked at a paint company for 12 years. And you guys, watching paint dry isn’t that bad… you just gotta love what you do ~ Telling jokes with you is about as much fun as watching paint dry. ~ The blimp used to fly directly over my attic apartment. It sounded like a lawn mower. ~ Two cats are swimming across a river. One’s name is “One two three” and the other’s name is “Un deux trois.” Who makes it across? One two three, because Un deux trois cat sank. Had to ask my roommate taking French for help on this one, because I didn’t know what came after trois. For anyone who doesn’t get it, un deux trois is one two three in French, and quatre cinq is four five (pronounced cat sank in English) ~ But… wouldn’t the navy be anti-pirate? You know, government and stuff? ~ What is a pirate’s favorite letter? R? You’d think that, but his first love will always be the C It’s actually the P. Without it they’re irate. ~ What’s the difference between a can of tuna, a piano, and a glue stick? You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. (when asked about the glue stick) I knew you’d get stuck on that. ~ There is an arab saying … he who speaks the truth must keep one foot in the saddle. ~ You’re a smart man, Phillip, and you often post smart and quirky things that are worth reading. This isn’t one of them. ~ You confuse TMZ for TMI. ~ Actually, the police would be caught in NASCAR traffic. ~ SHARE this to expose the corruption. ~ Don’t people catch onto Zamora being a hispanic last name? ~ After Troy Aikman, this will be nothing new. ~ *NO SHOWS AND CANCELLATIONS – WE HAVE BEGUN ENFORCING A STRICT POLICY REGARDING NO SHOWS AND CANCELLATIONS. IF YOU DO NOT SHOW UP OR DO NOT GIVE NOTICE OF AN EMERGENCY WITH DOCUMENTED PROOF, YOU WILL BE TAKEN OFF OUR LISTS FOR WORK AND AUDITIONS PERMANENTLY, FOR THIS AND ANY OTHER PROJECT. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR REFLECTS POORLY ON ALL OF YOU, AND ATLANTA’S BACKGROUND ACTORS AS A WHOLE. ~ Is he invited to the halloween party? ~ I wouldn’t want to freak out the evil aliens on the knoll. They might mistake me for an person and throw fire at me. ~ This episode is sponsored by a popup ad. “Scientific Breakthrough. Is this the end of Viagra.” ~ You say the Osteens are heretics, and they might be. Instead of burning them at the stake, you condemn them in a post sponsored by … “Vydox … originally formulated to help the adult industry.” ~ Lighten up. ~ One post is Christian on Christian insults. Another post is comedian on comedian insults. One group knows that it is entertainers, with incidental social impact. The christians think they are saying important things. In truth, they are in show biz just like the comedians. I just thought the two posts were similar. Also, there were some more comments in Chamblee54, about the Matt Walsh/ Mo/ Joel Osteen post. ~ @sydscifi @mikeliberation when you post the photo you are supporting wilson story people will see the picture and not read the text ~ Private convo of D. Sterling gets 1000x publicity of J Rivers comments on Gaza ~ Yoko Ono singing is a nightmare. ~ asking an octopus to help tie your shoes ~ pictures from The Library of Congress. ~ selah