Chamblee54

Twitter is a tool. You can use it in any way you like. Don’t be disappointed if people don’t always see your message. It does have less nonsense than facebook. It is not as great as some people claim. A blogger looking for material can find it useful. During some events, it can be a terrific source of up to the minute information. @chamblee54 ~ A follower of Meher Baba wrote a wonderful book, with a terrible title. “How to choose a guru.” ~ I am not a horse designed by a committee ~ I am going to the Duluth Fall Festival. I don’t think it will be like the Folsom Fair. ~ You looked well recovered last night. Of course, you wrote this on the 16th. Never mind. ~ The opposite of pro is con. Only trouble is, provention is a nonsense word. Maybe what we need is a constitutional prevention. ~ Michael is presenting himself as a healer. Some people look at the work he does as a form of glorified prostitution. Michael is trying to dispell that notion. Somehow, a picture of Michael wearing a shirt that says “for rent” might send the wrong message. ~ Maybe these flowers are feeding on all that other “fertilizer”. ~ You mean there is no Santa Claus? ~ The items you need from a store are often just an excuse to go out. ~ The tragedy of alcohol in tribal communities makes these costume *parties* a cruel irony. ~ As highly as most people value intercourse, it really doesn’t say much that you would “not give a fuck”. ~ I was in in the public restroom – I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?” Me: embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!” Stall: “So what are you up to?” Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.” Stall: “Can I come over?” Me: (attitude) “No, I’m a little busy right now!!” Stall: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~ Windy City Media Group does not approve or necessarily agree with the views posted below. Please do not post letters to the editor here. Please also be civil in your dialogue. If you need to be mean, just know that the longer you stay on this page, the more you help us. ~ A guy knocks on your door and wants to burn your house down. You say no. He asks if he can burn just the second floor. You say no. Can he burn the garage? No. He wants to burn the shed. No. So he gets all pissed and says you are unwilling to negotiate. ~ There is also the racial aspect. The powers that be know that if they get white people and black people fussing at each other, then the people will not notice the government screwing everybody. ~ is that masc or mask? ~ The six panels above were created as an entry in the Trifecta writing challenge. The first five panels are linked to this site. The contest of Friday, October 4, 2013, is week eighty eight. This is considered a lucky number by some. The post is a response to the picture to the left of this text. This is not usually considered an omen of good luck. The picture was supplied by poisonedplayground.com. Panel six, and this postscript, are linked to this site. ~ “And like Honey Badger, he don’t give a shit about you.” When Honey Boo Boo gives a shit, she gift wraps it. ~ “What are you going to do with this picture?” “Paste in a picture of Sarah Palin.” “That’s not funny.” ~ Ditto, with one change. I would substitute “nonsense of community busy bodies” for “world-changing ambitions of idealists”. Neither party seems to care about collateral damage. ~ If you leave the spicy fruitcake out in the rain, please don’t write a song about it. ~ I am having a grand time today perpetrating photo mischief. The rest of the world may be a disaster, but the universe on my screen is a colorful delight. GIMP is a free download. All you have to lose is your time and your sanity. ~ Not to be nit picky, but I believe the movie starts at six. Is this another event? As fate would have it, I will not be able to attend. ~ Why was the blonde’s belly button bruised? Because her husband was a blonde too. ~ Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife died. ~ What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet? Last years hide and seek winner. ~ What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the light bulb. ~ What was the other 28% of the chocolate? ~ Didn’t Trayvon Martin have an Arizona Iced Tea product that fateful night? ~ What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? The winner of last year’s hide and seek competition. ~ The real estate agent got a surprise when he showed the closet to a prospective buyer. Inside was the skeletal remains of last years hide and seek champion. ~ Are you getting your holidays confused? Are you going to be telling ghost stories during the Valentine’s day season next year? ~ “the construction manager at risk for the project.” There is a lot of risk in this project. ~ Brad Majors was upset when the car got back from the garage. The rotting meat loaf in the back seat was the worst thing he had ever smelled. ~ You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a lacuna ~ The pale faced man came out of the basement, and said “what are you doing to my home?” At that point the wreckers ball distributed the contents of his head across the front yard. ~ If a person defriends you because of gossip, were they ever a friend to begin with? ~ There are many things I learned at my mother’s knee… or some other low joint. ~ There is also rejecting something that you know too much about. ~ This screen shot says a lot about having a job. It was a facebook coincidence from earlier today. The names have been deleted. ~ Ronald McDonald is making a personal appearance at the new restaurant on Buford Hiway at 1pm. ~ Atlanta moved Pride to October because a drought made using the park in June untenable. The protest against corporatization is appreciated, though. ~ a” professional conference for addiction counselors” would seem to be similar to a gay pride parade. Without the drag queens and leather bois. ~ Billy Krystal was the opening act. ~ It always concerns me when a dog lifts it’s leg in a swimming pool. ~ I assume you mean the journalist. ~ The lollipop and the napkin match. ~ I wonder what he looked like when not lip sync-ing. ~ You might also want to follow: @SRLP The Sylvia Rivera Law Project ~ This article had little to do with TED talks. Misleading titles are part of the faux-creativity game. If Mr. Frank (or the Salon gatekeepers) had been honest, and said that this was about books, fewer people would have paid attention. ~ “When you are discontent you are always wanting more and people who have what you want become adversaries. ” Am I correct that there should be a comma after “more”? That sentence would make a lot more sense that way. ~ If those guys are really regular, why are they so full of shit? ~ The pie was 69 cents. A reporter had to explain to Ms. Bryant why that was so funny. ~ As long as he has pictures of himself on the cover. ~ Most of those types need a high fiber diet, rather than constipating yogurt. ~ Maybe it is a piano. ~ That was a faulty translation. Jeeziepoo did not say to take the plank out of your eye. He said to take the purple flowers off of your head. ~ If you don’t respectfully engage people, then you will never change how they feel. ~ You don’t like labelism. ~ There is usually more action in the Republican primary. ~ The districts are gerrymandered to favor one party or another. This is the legacy of the Voting Rights Act. ~ If you prefer to use the Olde English meme, then that is OK. ~ Leave a one word comment on how we met. Then paste this to your wall so I can Leave a one word comment on how we met. ~ “Van Gogh witcha bad self!” Only one ear is visible. ~ Is any of that stuff left? ~ Can I get a bag of that? ~ For those who say nothing good ever comes of war, look at Kennesaw Mountain. In any other city KM would be covered with development. Instead, it is a total green space, just a mile north of the Big Chicken. Was it worth the lives of the men who died in that battle? No. But, if they were going to die anyway, we might as well get a green park out of it. ~ There is a video embedded in that post. It is both sick and hilarious. I was editing pictures of dogs while I listened to it. Life is good. ~ Dispute the belief Love the believer Let someone else hate. ~ Maybe they think they are saying desert. ~ Dandy and Speck, did y’all collaborate on that last comment? ~ a multiple choice question ~ this sounds like a rip off ~ As an old fogie in training, I am not up on all the latest phrases. There is supposed to be a drug with the nickname Molly. ~ My books are being thrown out of school libraries all over the country—because they’re supposedly obscene. I’ve seen letters to small-town newspapers that put Slaughterhouse Five in the same class with Deep Throat and Hustler magazine. Kurt Vonnegut ~ “feel the same pain” use more lube, and relax ~ There is a Kiwi who goes to SMS. He plays ABBA songs on the ukelele. ~ Then you get Beytreyed ~ The Monkees said it better in “Last Train To Clarksville” No no no no, no no no no. Drop the no-nor business and it works. ~ When the Voting Rights Act was taken down by SCOTUS, the liberal talking points went out to denounce the decision. The truth is, there was a need for the VRA, but it caused as many problems as it solved. ~ Selah