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A few minutes ago, this blog published the worst jokes from the 2011 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. As a public service, to distract readers from the circular firing squads being conducted about racism, here are the ten best jokes from the 2012 festival. The 2013 Edinburgh Festival Fringe will be held August 2-26. The winners have not been announced.
1. Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”
2. Tim Vine – “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the telly. ”
3. Will Marsh – “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
4. Rob Beckett – “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”
5. Chris Turner – “I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don’t know why.”
6. Tim Vine – “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics – I just got Bronze.”
7. George Ryegold – “Pornography is often frowned upon, but that’s only because I’m concentrating.”
8. Stewart Francis – “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”
9. Lou Sanders – “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: ‘It’s not rocket salad.”
10. Nish Kumar – “My mum’s so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism …
she wouldn’t fancy her chances.”
If this does not satisfy you, here is a feature about 100 best jokes. Included is number 19. “People who like trance music are very persistent. They don’t techno for an answer.” Joel Dommett. Pictures, from Gwinnett County, probably do not include any Scottish comedians.