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1. THINGY
Female……Any part under a car’s hood.
Male……..The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE
Female…..Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…….Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION
Female..The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT
Female…….A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male………Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT
Female……A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male……..Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE
Female……An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male……..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE
Female……The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male……..Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL
Female…..A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male…….A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
9. THIS IS A repost. Text is from Funny Jokes.
Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”.