Holiday Hemisphere

Why Prose is better than poetry
1- Cons is not the opposite of poems.
2- Poetry slams can get violent.
3- Prose is not expected to rhyme.
4- Pornography is always prose.
5- Prose does not get set to music. .
6- Knee jerk is better than hip hop.
7- Prose writer pants stay up better.
8- Prose makes more money than poetry.
9- Free verse always winds up costing something.
10- If you are depressed you cannot take poetryzac.

A- Dictionary says pro is the opposite of con.
B- Will Rogers said the opposite of progress is congress.
C- Is the opposite of a protest, a contest?
D- Is the opposite of a profession, a confession?
E- Is it profound that this would confound?
F- It is a profusion of confusion.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish. This holiday wish does not represent the views of and is not endorsed by this website, webmaster or any affiliated subsidiaries thereof.
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This greeting is borrowed from joemyg-d , who received it from “Scott”. This is a repost .












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