Chamblee54

A Dog Story

Posted in Uncategorized, Undogegorized by chamblee54 on December 5, 2012





A band, Pearls Before Swine , put out an album called “These things too”. The title track told the story of a Persian king, who wanted a saying for all occasions. His advisers had a conference, invited experts, ate, drank, and thought. The phrase they came up with was “these things too shall pass away”.

Today, Persia is known as Iran. It is rich in oil, but has a troubled recent history. Instead of a king, they have a fashion challenged President, who says things that allegedly threaten Israel. (PG does not speak Farsi, and must depend on translators. There are differing opinions as to what the man said.)

You might ask, what does this have to do with a bunch of dogs, in Piedmont Park, on an overcast December afternoon? Perhaps it relates to the dog who, when asked to pose, thought you wanted to smell his butt. That is how dogs greet each other. Why should that man, pointing that little orange box at me, be any different?

A sunday in December means NFL football to millions of people. The Falcons were in Houston this day, and lost. This is another thing that is always true… somebody has to lose. The football angle could be what the wisemen meant. They just didn’t say what would happen to that pass. There are three things that can happen when you pass, and only one of them is good, at least for the offense.

Today is a repost. This is a Wednesday. The 2012 Falcons are 11-1, in the regular season. Whether they will turn into postseason pumpkins remains to be seen.

It took 85 minutes to get from Smyrna to Brookhaven tonight. Whoever said “these things too shall pass away” did not travel on I-285.

A person walked through a door, ahead of Dorothy Parker. The first one through said “Age before beauty.” Mrs. Parker replied “Pearls Before Swine.”




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