Chamblee54

Are You Going To Be Raptured?

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on May 20, 2011







There is either some confusion, or clever marketing in the phrase, are you going to be raptured? A new movie, “Be Raptured”, is set to open tonight. Details are kind of sketchy at this point, but a facebook campaign is running strong. The most popular answer is “No, thank G-d”.

There are other rumors of a Jesus Worship event for tomorrow. When you google the title phrase, an ad appears. It is an impressive graphic, for some kind of media event called After 05.21.11. PG will click on it after he updates his antivirus.

A radio whiner named Herman Cain is making noise about running for POTUS. There is going to be a rally tomorrow morning in downtown Atlanta. Mr. Cain will “share” his “final decision” about this career move. The scheduling of this event is curious.

Some see this event as being a motive for a cool deal. Are you going to be raptured? Well, good news for you. I am willing to buy your house for $2000 sight un-seen. This will allow you one more major blow out party before the big man upstairs comes with his vacuum and sucks everyone up.

An animal lover has another plan. I’m going to go around and collect all the Christians’ puppies! Those puppies will never be bored on Sunday mornings again. Yay puppies! What are you going to do on 6:59:59 a.m. on Sunday, May 22nd in the hedonist new world?

Pictures for today are from The Library of Congress.




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  1. Michael's avatar Michael said, on May 20, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    You mean you’re not planning on partying after 6:00 PM local time tomorrow night?

  2. chamblee54's avatar chamblee54 said, on May 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Only if Herman Cain decides to run.


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