Chamblee54

Weird Religion Part Two

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on September 15, 2010









This is a repost. In the past year, religion continues to exist. There has been a lot of anti Islam noise lately, mostly from Jesus worshipers. No one bashing another religion seems to be worried about the bizarre aspects of their own practice. In the meantime, bloggers have plenty to write about. The tagged pictures are from ” The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”

Those fun lovers at Listverse recently published a feature about “10 extremely weird religions”. This goes along with Hunter S. Thompson’s observation that “when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”. Back when Chamblee54 was on blogspot, that was the motto here. One day, there was a comment that weird was not spelled wierd. What do you expect from someone quoting Hunter S. Thompson? Remember, you need we to be weird.

Back to the “matter” at hand, people have some strange ways of talking to/about/with G-d. The miracle is that things are not worse than they already are. The dominant religion in our culture is Jesus Worship, and those folks see moderation, in religion, as a sin.

Number Ten is Scientology. If you want a link to them, you can find it yourself, and might also want to look for professional help. Scientology is only included because commenters would be offended. As it is, the comments that PG saw asked about rastafarianism (spell check suggestions:libertarianism, humanitarianism ), the flying spaghetti monster, Islam, atheism, and Jesus Worship. The title clearly said that this was a top ten list, and not an encyclopedia. For  an encyclopedia of religions, try Hinduism, or seek professional help.

Nine through Five is pretty boring, as nine to five usually is. There is white supremacy, black supremacy, ufo admirers, burned out hippies, and people who take “Stranger in a Strange Land” too seriously. PG thought that “My Favorite Martian” was the best commentary on that book.

Number four is the Church of the Subgenius. While PG has never  participated in CotS, he admires the consecration of
slack. If PG can ever get motivated to attend a devival, the world will be a better place.
Number Three is the Prince Philip movement. It seems like the residents of an island somewhere think the Queen’s hubby is a pretty cool dude. Princess Diana was not a believer.

Number Two…in more ways than one… is the Church of Euthanasia. It is popular with young people in China. ( Youth in Asia ) Given the popularity of war and capital punishment in the Jesus worship community, the CoE may become very popular. They are based in Boston, MA.

According to the church’s website, the one commandment is “Thou shalt not procreate”. The CoE further asserts four principal pillars: suicide, abortion, cannibalism (”strictly limited to consumption of the already dead”), and sodomy (”any sexual act not intended for procreation”).

The number one spot on this list is sometimes called Nuwaubianism. The travelers on this path do not use that term, preferring “factology”, and numerous other terms. The founder is Dwight York, who is currently in prison.( He is center in the last picture) The Nuwaubs had a facility in Putnam County, Georgia at one time.

The afrocentric beliefs of this group are difficult for outsiders to appreciate. The original post listed eight beliefs, among the man teachings of Dr. York. These three caught PG’s eye:

2. Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world

5. Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation

8. The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan’s son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666.”


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  1. Michael's avatar Michael said, on September 15, 2010 at 10:14 am

    Rather than calling them religions, I’d call them “destructive cults” in the same book as LDS and stuff.

    • chamblee54's avatar chamblee54 said, on September 15, 2010 at 11:06 am

      Thanks for stopping by.
      The semantics of religion could be the subject of a blog by itself. I will note that two of the superstar religions…Jesus Worship and Islam…share the belief that their book is “the word of G-d”. When you in effect make a G-d out of a book, it would seem to follow that the meanings of words in general takes on a new importance. Perhaps this is one reason for the first commandment, to have no other G-d before you. When you make a G-d out of a book, you violate this common sense rule, and nothing good will come from this.


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