Chamblee54

McKhrystalburger To Go

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on June 23, 2010


There was a message in PG’s inbox from blogger central this morning. There is something going on that needs to be written about, mckrystal or something.

In Georgia, we have these restaurants called Krystal. The signature burger has a beef patty the size of a postage stamp, with a generous helping of dried onions. The legend is that Yankees have something called white castle, which is the northern version of Krystal.

Has McDonalds taken over Krystal? Is the McKrystal the McDonald version of a Krystal burger? The mind boggles, and the stomach turns. Vegans say I mctold you so, while emergency rooms prepare for boom business. The happy Krystal habit has become a happy meal.

Upon further investigation, it turns out that McChrystal (spelled with a c) is a team leader in the War on Terror. He said rude things about French cuisine in, of all places, Rolling Stone Magazine. Since the French are allies in this War on Terror thingie, this is, as Vice President Bite Me might say, a big F*****g deal.

Pictures for this feature are from The Library of Congress.

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  1. Michael's avatar Michael said, on June 23, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Actually, White Castle started quite a long while before Krystal, just as an FYI.

    • chamblee54's avatar chamblee54 said, on June 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm

      That is not something to be proud of.


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