Chamblee54

PG has been out of action the last few days. Sunday, he was cleaning out his tent, when he felt a nudge on his shoulder. It was a goat. The bad news is, his email was waiting when he got back I used to eat a lot of natural foods, until I learned that most people die of natural causes. There are two kinds of pedestrians the quick and the dead. In Los Angeles, these are known as Dodgers and Angels. Life is sexually transmitted, and always fatal. The only differences between a rut and a grave is the depth and expense. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Even if they tell the truth. Have you noticed since everyone has camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,”I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”.Was there skeptic to say, “That is udderly ridiculous”? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Can vegetarians appreciate animal crackers? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?