Chamblee54

Ok, this is the last installment of this series. Promise. This is part four reviewing ” Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something”. Of course, PG has only seen about a dozen of the first 75. In the last batch, PG has seen three, and two were non you tube.
The way youtube works, there will probably be a few thousand videos posted in the time it takes to do this review. People, you want to know the truth….your cat isn’t that funny, your baby isn’t that cute, and takeoffs on gangsta rap videos are boring. Add quasi pornography with the f word bleeped out, and you eliminate a big chunk of the youtube library. What was Al Gore thinking of when he invented the internet?
PG has a puzzled look on his old loser face. Why do southern white people say fo-wer, and black people say fo? When we have our dialog on race relations, that issue should get high priority.
80 Best Man Trips is the first of the last batch that PG has seen. The concept of having a wedding in front of a swimming pool always seemed a bit esoteric. We now have evidence that this really is a bad idea…especially when the best man has started the reception before the ceremony.
YouTube is now owned by Google. There is now advertising streaming across the bottom of the image. For 82 Kitten Surprise, the message is “Cat Urine Behavior Problems? Products and advice that really work at CatFaeries.com.” The kittens are adorable.
85 La Pequena Prohibida is a return to the internet we all know and love. An insanely ugly hispanic of uncertain gender is reportedly dancing here. The appropriately numbered 86, Angry German Kid, is more of the same.
92 Most T shirts worn at once gets points for using ” The ride of the Valkyries” for the score.94 Cuppy Cakes song uses different music, but is funnier. Both actors are too big. 99 Reporter gets a fly in the mouth is a web favorite. The cuss words are not deleted, and PG has seen this.
As a reward for reading through to the end, Chamblee54 has a bonus tract.  Listen to a Georgia State Senator accused of not paying his taxes. It takes a few minutes, but is worth the wait. HT to griftdrift.