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When you don’t have anything to say, you can take a test.
There are lots of online quizzes now. Tonight it is The Cadaver Calculator…Find out how much your body is worth When I was a kid, there were studies showing how the chemical value of the average human being was $4.20, not adjusted for inflation.
A few years later, I was in a place called camp K. It was a moonie place, although they didn’t tell us that. They had lectures, and one was about G-d. It finally came down to
G-d being the difference between $4.20 in chemicals and a human being.
This quiz does not refer to being reduced to component chemicals. As the fine print says So you’ve bitten the big one and instead of pushing up daisies your loved ones decided it would be best to sell your body to science. This survey will tell you approximately how much money they’d get for it. Cadaver values are primarily based on overall health and the level of interest your corpse holds to the medical research industry.

So I go to the quiz. It is pretty standard health stuff…do you drink or smoke, are you overweight, and are you exposed to noxious chemicals. There are a few surprises, and they quiz does not let on how they affect the overall score. It has been a while since anyone asked if I was an albino. ( I did go to high school with one). The quiz also wants to know if you are tall, and how long is your hair. Maybe a wig maker is investing in this.
So you answer question twenty, and await the result. First you have the pulsating full screen ad for Mingle2, a Completely Free Online Dating Site
There is small print at the bottom of the pulsating ad for you to bypass the dating site and get the results of your test. And the results are ( kill the drum roll please) Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4725!Doesn’t that make you feel great?