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There was a link on facebook to a quiz, How hipster are you? If you want a link, ask Mr. Google. The original quiz is a facebook app, which PG does not do. There are a variety of other online tests for hipsterality. One wonders about the other body joints…. how does the elbow bend, or the knee grow?
Are You a Hipster? is a series of multiple choice questions about jeans and cigarettes. The advertising is for vacations in Key West. At the bottom of the page is some fine print, which the computer will not copy. The fp is something about paying for the results. This is not hip.
What sort of hipster are you? is from Rum and Monkey. It is a series of multiple choice questions. Very few of the answers fit PG. After choosing the least worst options, PG found out he is a Rock Star!
Are You a Hipster? This 10 Question Quiz Will Reveal the Answer is from Policymic, and advertises vacations in Key West. It is a series of multiple choice questions. Very few of the answers fit PG. After the usual questions about jeans, vehicles, and alcohol choice, there was this: Question 6: Are you going to see the Black Keys on tour this summer? 1. I LOVE the Black Eyed Peas! 2. Is it part of the Country Mega Ticket? No? Then, no 3. Yeah I’ll go. It’s gonna suck sitting in the lawn when I saw them in the pit at Bonnaroo TWO YEARS AGO. They were so much better then 4. No. As far as I’m concerned, they’re way too commercial. El Camino might as well have been written by Nickelback … This test requires you to keep your own score. PG has forgotten how to hold a pencil.
How Hipster Much, Are Hipster You? is from Helloquizzy. This is mostly yes/no questions, which sometimes don’t make sense. Like number two, If something you like becomes popular, do you find that you quickly fall out of love with it? Or continue to like it ironically? The results were encouraging: Definitely Not A Hipster If it wasn’t clear before, consider this the proof you needed to once and for all declare: You, are NOT, a Hipster. Who knows what you are, but Hipster ain’t it. Move along fella.
All this copy paste click business is getting to feel like work. Maybe this is a good time to move on. But wait, OK Cupid has http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-are-you-a-hipster-test2. It is a series of multiple choice questions. Very few of the answers fit PG. After choosing the least worst options, PG found out he is The Subtle Hipster.