Hashtag Bash
There is a twitter fight going on. On one side is #LiberalismIn4Words, with the predictable alternative #ConservatismIn4Words. Momma’s basement is buzzing with activity.
PG has always maintained that Liberal and Conservative are meaningless words, designed to start pointless arguments. @MacGhil The Ruling Class’ divide & conquer strategy: We attack each other, & they amass power & wealth. #ConservatismIn4words #LiberalismIn4Words.
There seem to be a lot of notions about the “other side”, which may or may not be true. The possibility exists that the tweets say more about the sender than they do their opponent. @loghaD #LiberalismIn4Words Yet another meaningless label. #ConservatismIn4Words Yeah, that one too.
@SooperMexican ***Analytical Evidence Conservatives won hashtag battles #Liberalismin4words and #conservatismin4words: Stupid Liberals Call For Political Hashtag War, Conservatives Destroy Them. Mr. Mexican throws a bunch of statistics out, and makes the claim that conservatives won this battle. There is a difference between prove and indicate.
In preparing this report, PG copied lists of “top tweets” for both hashtags. He sorted the tweets into four groups. This is just one person’s view. The only thing that it proves is that PG has too much free time. We already knew that.
The first category is abortion. Evidently, conservatives think liberals get off on murdering babies. Liberals are snickering about how politicians are taking advantage of well meaning conservatives. The truth is that abortion is a free lunch issue. You denounce it to your hearts content, and no one pays atttention to your ethical shortcomings.
@SueLantto: every person has value #truth #LiberalismIn4Words
@JackTomczak Except a baby girl @kentkaiser Or a Down’s baby.
@ballergirl34 #LiberalismIn4Words We care about children.
#ConservatismIn4Words Only before they’re born.
@CnservativePunk Kill babies. Free criminals. #Liberalismin4words
@Paul_Conrad Pro-life until it’s born #conservatismin4words
@RaisingOneBrow #ConservatismIn4Words Your body, our business.
The second category is things that make you say huh. A.K.A. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Some arguments bend logic into funny shapes. Both sides play this game.
@L_Wheels #ConservatismIn4Words Attack America? You die.
#LiberalismIn4Words Attack America? My apologies.
@keder Conservative women: way hotter. #ConservatismIn4Words
@MrKips #ConservatismIn4Words Let’s Twitterflog The Liberals
@keilemon Please vote “caste system.” #ConservatismIn4Words
@TechBrigade #ConservatismIn4Words – Man walked with dinosaurs
@JustenCharters Taxes Mean Free Stuff. #LiberalismIn4Words
@theGrudgeRetort Greece got it right. #LiberalismIn4Words
@theGrudgeRetort Math is hard, ya’ll. #LiberalismIn4Words
@LittleSlav #LiberalismIn4Words I don’t need 4. One word is sufficient: unamerican
@VAKruta Tolerance, except for Christians. #LiberalismIn4Words
@ExJon #LiberalismIn4Words Racisty, Racist Racist! RAAAAAAAAAAACIST!
@jorticulture #LiberalismIn4Words concede positions then bargain, ahahaha yep america
The third category is things that apply to both liberals and conservatives. In these tweets, replace the hastag with a blank space. It is tough to tell who is talking about who. This considers the actions of these partisans, and not just the rheroric.
@joachim #LiberalismIn4Words Your Reckless Spending Addiction
@NonLiberalVTer I deserve your money. #LiberalismIn4Words
@brendlewhat #LiberalismIn4Words meanwhile, your skeleton waits
@spaceship_earth #LiberalismIn4Words important to win argument
@RepubGirlProbz #LiberalismIn4Words They don’t use logic
@EricBandazewski #LiberalismIn4Words It Works In Theory
#ConservatismIn4Words It Works In Reality
@RepubGirlProbz #LiberalismIn4Words Biggest idiots in America
@DLoesch You all are racists. #LiberalismIn4Words
@SenMikeLee Constitutional? Are you serious? #liberalismin4words
@IMAO_ Make every city Detroit. #LiberalismIn4Words
@derekahunter Facts do not matter #LiberalismIn4Words
@Tomm_Dogg #LiberalismIn4Words Tweet whatever you want.
@KristinaRibali The world owes me #Liberalismin4Words
@KristinaRibali I am a victim #liberalismin4words
@bob_owens Die once. Vote forever. #LiberalismIn4Words
@SooperMexican Let’s Outlaw All Consequences! #LiberalismIn4Words
@lheal Tax, Borrow, Print, Spend. #LiberalismIn4Words
@JustenCharters Life Is Not Fair. #LiberalismIn4Words
@JustenCharters Lacks perspective. Shuns reality. #LiberalismIn4Words
@thatalexyarde Crappy days here again #ConservatismIn4Words
@patticar #ConservatismIn4Words Harvest Everything Forget Tomorrow
@word_34 #ConservatismIn4Words Never Actually Read Constitution
@ballergirl34 #LiberalismIn4Words Where in the Constitution?
#ConservatismIn4Words I’m sorry, the what?
@JenGranholm #ConservatismIn4Words: Let Detroit Go Bankrupt
#ConservatismIn4Words Americans have short memories
@La_Shawn It’s not my fault! #LiberalismIn4Words
@Im_bonafide #LiberalismIn4Words .. Let Me Be Clear…
@Ennui_Raver #liberalismin4words Yard work oh boy
@ThatGuySpike #LiberalismIn4Words: Full understanding of issues.
#ConservatismIn4Words: Off on a tangent.
@KRBCanada1 #conservatismin4words Demonize Instead Of Analyze
@malclave Living in THIS reality. #ConservatismIn4Words
Last are the winners in this contest. All of these tweeters get a free subscription to chamblee54.
@DavidAllenGreen Libertarianism for grown ups. #LiberalismIn4Words
@MlTTR0MNEY #LiberalismIn4Words Romney Ten Years Ago
@pari_passu RT @DrMaldoror: #ConservatismIn4Words Riding God’s Short Bus
@StevenDumas #ConservatismIn4Words No more Barack Kardashian.
@MlTTR0MNEY Help a Millionaire Out #ConservatismIn4Words
@ColdCauphee #ConservatismIn4Words Falsify War Get Rich
@Fireflysghost Organize Hegemony for Jesus #ConservatismIn4Words
@elbrigaciagar #Conservatismin4words Jesus loves Ayn Rand.
@word_34 #ConservatismIn4Words Never Actually Read Constitution
@elbrigaciagar Never read Bible either.
@purplehullpea #ConservatismIn4Words Wishes Mitt was likable
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