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National Day Of Prayer

Posted in Religion by chamblee54 on May 3, 2012






Today is the National Day of Prayer This is a repost double feature. Pictures are from the ” Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”
So much for world affairs. It is time to tell a story, with no moral and no redeeming social value.
In 1980, I was staying at a place called the Sea Haven Hostel, affectionately known as Sleaze Haven. This was in Seattle WA, as far as you can get from Atlanta, and still be in the lower 48. I was working through Manpower, and staying in a semi private room for $68 a month.

There was a Christian group that met in the basement on Sunday Night. Now, as some of you may know, I am a recovering baptist, who hasn’t been to church since 1971. However, the lure of a free meal was hard to resist, so I went to a few meetings.

One night, after doing quality control work on the local beer supply, I cheerfully joined in the discussion. This was the night when I realized that the Bible is not the Word of G-d. This concept that has been handy in dealing with our Jesus-mad culture, as it seeks to convert me.

They seemed to like me, and welcomed me back. Maybe it was the southern accent.

One Sunday, after the dinner was finished , it was time to have a prayer to begin the meeting. I raised my hand. Now, Jesus Worshipers enjoy prayer as entertainment. When they bow their heads, you see them stretching and deep breathing, in anticipation of a good, lengthy, message to G-d.

My message was a bit of a disappointment. Instead of a long winded lecture about Jesus and the magic book, I said what was on my mind.
Lord, thank you for letting us be here today.





Good Morning G-d. Please give me the slack I need to make it through this busy life. I have a birthday soon, and am getting older. Please give me less pain, both above and below the neck. Thank you for letting me get this far. Thank you for the gift of sobriety, and the memory of inebrience. The gift of moderation would have been appreciated. Help me to overcome body chemistry telling me to be unhappy. If this doesn’t work, help me hide it better.
Please tell the Jesus Worshipers to shut up. They make too much noise. Help me to forgive them. Give Jesus Worshipers a bit more humility. Help Jesus Worshipers to get over their confusion, and quit hating Gay People. Let people know that G-d does not write books. Let men know that A REAL MAN KEEPS CONTROL OF HIS TEMPER. Please tell the proud people praying today that it is better to listen than to talk.
Please find a happy medium for Atlanta water. Let us have neither drought nor flood. It would help if the developers would move to North Carolina, and the politicians would grow a conscience.

G-d, Please try to get along better with Allah. This is important. Maybe if you and her got along better, then all those religious crazies would hate each other less. Help white people and black people get along better. Please be good to the people who have already lived, and are now deceased. Please understand that I am not in a hurry to join them.

Help Mr. Obama with the mess this country is in. Help Israel get along with her neighbors, and live within her borders. Help the world solve the carbon dioxide problem.

Thank you for the birds that sing. Thank you for dogs, and dog owners who clean up. Thank you for earth, air, fire, and water. Thank you for the people who enjoy this prayer. Help those who are offended to get over it. Namaste, amen, all my relations, Good Bye.





Eat Pray Love Chronicles Part Four

Posted in Book Reports by chamblee54 on May 2, 2012






Bead 055 Miss Gilbert decides to stay at the noname ashram the entire time she is in country. The original plan had been to stay a few weeks, and then do the tourist thing. She sensed that there had been progress, and it was best to build on it. The rest of her life was available to see India.
Part three of this cycle was posted at two in the morning. The hours before the publication were full of activity. When PG got up the next morning, he felt a bit let down. It took most of the day to work through this emotional fatigue.

Bead 056 Even though she is making progress, Miss Gilbert sometimes is reminded of how far she has to go. One morning while meditating, she wonders what color her meditation room was going to be painted. The next step is to try Vipassana meditation, which is an orthodox version. These guys think that using a mantra is cheating.
After dinner one night, Miss Gilbert decides to try Vipassana. A few thousand mosquitoes joined her. The bites gave her a challenge to overcome, and the evening turned out well.
Some say no pain no gain. Sometimes this is true, You can become stronger by ignoring the aching muscles. On the other hand, sometimes pain is a signal that you should lay off. You could be damaging your body/mind/soul by continuing. To be able to tell the difference is more wisdom than many people have.
In 1990, PG had a herniated disc. The L5-S1. He didn’t know how to deal with it, and sciatica developed. An opportunity to go camping on Cumberland Island came up. PG didn’t think he would ever have another opportunity to go, and decided to be tough and deal with the pain. It was a mistake. He was able to recover from the disc problems, but the trip made it much more difficult. Sometimes, pain is a signal to lay off.

Bead 057 Miss Gilbert talks about G-d and faith.
“Rats and roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand; it is the privilege of human beings to live under the laws of justice and mercy.” – Wendell Berry. That is the plan. The reality is that folks live by the laws of rats and roaches, but think they live by the laws of people privilege. The fun starts when they expect privileged behavior from their neighbors.
Bead 058 This is about prayer, and the banishment of unhealthy thoughts. Miss Gilbert is not going to have unimportant prayers anymore. To a G-d that deals with famine, plague, and the Republican Party, just about any prayer from a privileged divorcee is going to seem unimportant. But it is important to Miss Gilbert, and that is what this book is about. After she is done, the next step is to choose her thoughts. Seven hundred times a day, she says to herself “I will not harbor unhealthy thoughts anymore”.
PG read this a few hours before he wrote about it. His mood swings had been getting worse, with giddyier highs and crashing lows. He was in a bad mood, wondering if his knee would ever quit hurting, wondering if he would ever work again, wondering why on earth he was reading this silly book. Maybe, if he sees it through to the end, it will be worthwhile. If nothing else, it will be a good writing exercise.

Bead 059 When Miss Gilbert is scrubbing the floors of the temple, she talks to Tulsi, an Indian teenager. She is almost 18, which is the age for arranged marriage. She will go to a wedding, wearing a white sari, and somebody’s aunt will come to talk to her, and ask questions. What University are you going to? How much money does your family have? What is your birthday? What are your interests? If the aunt likes the answers, including astrological charts, the girl’s father will be asked if his daughter wants to marry the nephew. This is how they do it in India, and Tulsi does not look forward to it.
In the current debate about gay marriage, some talk about the state of marriage for the last six thousand years. What these people don’t tell you is that arranged marriage is far more common than today’s “traditional marriage”. The concept of a man and woman getting married because they love each other is a fairly recent innovation. In the history of the world, far more marriages have been set up by the families, with no say so from the bride and groom.

Bead 060 The friends of Liz Gilbert are tired of hearing about her busted marriage. Apparently, telling herself to banish unhealthy thoughts seven hundred times a day isn’t working out too good. One friend leads her into this tower, and hands her a list of ten rules for freedom. They all say “let go”, some with more accesorization than others. After she reads the list, she stays in the tower and creates a ritual to help her get over the divorce.
“If you bring the right earnestness to your homemade ceremony, G-d will provide the grace. And that is why we need G-d.”
PG has the habit of reading while he eats. The problem with this is reading material like bead 060. It is very rude to throw up in a public restaurant.

Bead 061 Richard leaves the ashram to go back to his home state. He tells Miss Gilbert to find another man.
PG got a phone call from a committee promoting an election scheme. The idea is to raise the sales tax, and use the money for transportation projects. While few would disagree that the roads in the Atlanta area are a disaster, PG is increasingly annoyed at the tactics of the pro tax people. First it was the robocalls. Today, there was a lady, calling for what she said was a survey. There was only one question, and then a sales pitch for the tax scheme. The lady threw made a statement, and asked if that would encourage PG to vote for the scheme. PG said that he didn’t believe the claims the lady was making. The election is sometime in July, and there is going to be a lot of noise made about the tax scheme. If PG votes for the scheme, it will be in spite of, not because of, the phone calls.

Bead 062 Miss Gilbert decides she talks too much. The rest of the time at noname ashram, she is going to be “That quiet girl”.
While the Murray Hill baseball team was losing to the Lincoln Giants, a negro organization, its lockers were pilfered by persons unknown. // The McKinney brothers capsized on Croton Lake. One, unable to swim, seized the other, who could, by the neck. Both gone a hundred years now. // The soothsayer at Coney Island predicted Giuseppe would marry Josephine. But not that, two weeks later, he would gas himself. // At 167th Street, a man in a fine black suit, handkerchief monogrammed H.O., separated, with a train’s help, his head from his body. // Parsons, a lawyer, holds the speed record between New York and Albany. Or rather, “held,” since he is no more. // On East 109th Street, with a wooden bat, Andreo Reso struck, as though it were a ball, the head of his neighbor Frank Fuculora. // Thank you Teju Cole.

Bead 063 One the day after she takes a vow of silence, Miss Gilbert recieves a new work assignment. She is to be “key hostess”. This will require her to have a bubbling personality, and do lots of talking. Somebody, somewhere, has a sick sense of humor.
There is a sundial in Rome, with an inscription in Latin, OMNES FERIUNT ULTIMA NECAT. It refers to the hours that are measured by the sundial. The rough translation: all of them wound, the last one kills.

Bead 064 OK, so maybe being That quiet girl was not such a great idea. Miss Gilbert is going to go forward, maybe speak a little bit less, maybe interrupt less, and just maybe be a better person.
In the bloggingheads talk, Miss Gilbert talks about her days as a magazine reporter. She was often not a nice person. She went in for the cheap joke, the touch of gratuitous snark. As she got older… in moments such as bead 064… Miss Gilbert realized that these were good people she was making fun of. In many ways, they were better people than her. It was much more challenging to write a complimentary piece about someone that you find to be peculiar.

Bead 065 Miss Gilbert describes her duties as the key hostess. There will be two groups coming to the ashram for one week visits. Miss Gilbert will greet them, answer questions, and basically be the cruise director. This is not what she had in mind when she took a vow of silence.
Miss Gilbert writes from a woman’s point of view. Anyone who doubts this should listen to this segment.
“I was looking forward to the movie, and then I bought an Oscar de la Renta gown to wear to the premiere, and now I am escatic. It’s all about the dress”.
Bead 066 Most people spend their lives in three states of consciousness… waking, sleeping, and dreaming. A fourth state is turiya, an elevated state that is achieved through religious practice, among other things. Some disciplines say there are more states after that, each more elevated than the one before. The lack of conciousness alteration if one of the frustrations PG feels with Jesus worship.
In 1979, PG wound up in a moonie camp. Camp K was a former Girl Scout camp, located outside of Santa Rosa CA. On Tuesday, the speaker gave an answer to a question, and PG realized that he could not stay with this community. The next day, he got three nickels, and threw the hexagram for the I Ching. One of the lines said ” Go back to your old, “inferior” live with renewed energy and purpose” (not an exact quote) PG took this as an indication that he should leave, which he did on Saturday morning. He was soon back in Georgia, just as slack as ever.

Bead 067 While mentoring the guests, Miss Gilbert wants to watch over them, and put aside thoughts about her own spirtual development. One day, as if by magic, she was transported on the collective efforts of her pilgrims, and wound up in a transcendent state.
While typing the previous sentence, PG started to spell development devilopment. Devil. The bad G-d. Christians claim to be monotheistic, and wind up worshiping a variety of critters . The preacher at redo blue called PG the devil on a number of occasions. If only PG had heard the radio show with Depak Chopra, he would have had the right answer.
Mr. Chopra was promoting a book, and made an appearance on a radio show. The radio man repeated stated that Jesus Christ was his lord and savior, and was rather rude to Mr. Chopra. Finally, without raising his voice or showing anger, Mr. Chopra said
“what you say says more about you than it does me”.
Bead 068 The seekers came and went, and Miss Gilbert was given an office job for the rest of her stay. She spends her time meditating blissfully and fooling around with eucalyptus trees.
PG has heard the phrase tree hugger, and has a slight problem with it. In Georgia, many of the trees are pines. If you hug a pine tree, you will be covered in pine sap, and broken bits of bark. It will be unpleasant. Another problem is the vibes from pine trees. They take over a piece of recently cleared land with aggressive enthusiasm. They produce a low quality wood. If you want to feel the essense of a tree, find a willing tree, and put the palms of your hands, on both sides, a few inches away, until you can feel the vibes from it. There is much less cleanup than if you hug one.

Bead 069 Sixty nine is a much loved number. It is twenty three times three. It represents a form of mutually cooperative union. The two numbers are similar, with a circle at one end, and a semi circle on top. Six has the complete circle at the bottom, and the semicircle goes to the right. Six is conservative. Nine has the circle on top, and the flare goes to the left. Nine is liberal. If six turns out to be nine, I don’t mind.
Once Anita Bryant was attacked by a protester, who threw a fruit pie in her face. She was being interviewed for Playboy magazine at the time, and the reporter found the box the pie came in. It cost sixty nine cents. The reporter made a joke about it, and Miss Bryant claimed not to know what he was talking about.
In EPL, Miss Gilbert finds a word in Sanskrit, antevasin. This is a person who lives on the border, who leaves a village to go live by the city limits. Miss Gilbert feels a kinship with this word. She does not want to live where everyone else does, but is not ready to be a hermit in the woods.

Bead 070 You should be wary of a chapter where they make a blanket statement about all the world’s religions in the first sentence. Miss Gilbert burns a few brain cells making generalizations about religion. There is an interesting mistake. The story goes that in 1954, the Catholic Church sent a group to Libya. The instructions were
” DO NOT think that you are going among infidels. Muslims attain salvation too. The ways of Providence are infinite”
Miss Gilbert credits those instructions to Pope Pius XI, aka Ambrogio Damiano Achille Ratti. This gentleman died February 10, 1939. The Pope in 1954 was Eugenio Marìa Giuseppe Giovanni Pacelli, who answered to Pius XII. He was the Pope during World War Two, and became a controversial figure. Some say he could have done more to help save Jews.

Bead 071 On her last night in the ashram, Miss Gilbert stays up in a meditation cave.

I have an inspiration blog and i think it’s great the way people express themselves on tumblr. i appreciate the photography and quotes for the beauty and truth they present (although other times, i just reblog stuff because the look nice and there’s nothing wrong with that as well). you are entitled to your own opinion and it’s nice that you’re honest, but there are people out there that do genuinely enjoy those blogs. and just for the record — some of the things i’ve seen on tumblr really have inspired me. i’m more optimistic and it’s nice to know there are people out there that think and look for the same things i do. it’s a nice community to be in (except for those bloggers that only care about gaining followers or becoming tumblr famous).

Bead 072 When she leaves the ashram, there are two poems placed before a picture of Swamiji. One was written early in the stay, and is very cynical. The second was written just before leaving, and is very happy.

Yes, the Republican primary was like a very entertaining circus, but when you get down to it, most people who vote will not be consoled that the robot won out over the clown.

Chapters one, two, and three have been published. Pictures are from The Library of Congress. These are Union soldiers from the War Between the States.





Airport Simulation

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on May 2, 2012






Atlanta is going to have an international terminal at the airport. On May 2, a practice day was held. Since PG has too much free time, he volunteered to go help.

Maynard Holbrook Jackson Jr. was the first black mayor of Atlanta. He served three terms, and saw a fair amount of controversy. The new terminal is names for him, as is the road to it. The name of the overall airport is Hartsfield-Jackson. Mr. Jackson is now staying in Oakland Cemetery.

The new terminal has been years in the making. In 2004, PG helped run preliminary plans. The customer required the job to be run from a cd he supplied, and it was a mess. It had a lot of drawings, in numerous binding packages. The final results look nice.

There is not much of a story. The instructions to find the parking deck worked. There was little traffic going south on I285, in contrast to the parking lot going north. The bridge across the road led into the terminal, just like it was supposed to.

It was a very pleasant morning. Everyone was nice, including the TSA folks. PG kept his shoes on. The customs agent chatted about finding an ATM in the terminal.

PG was asked to find the ATM and restroom. The ATM was nowhere to be seen. The restroom was spacious, and had a urinal design that PG had never seen.

The longest wait of the day was for the baggage carousel. After a second trip through customs, PG went upstairs and got his lunch. He also got a souvenir coin, with the Phoenix logo of the city.

Pictures are from The Library of Congress





Discharge Status

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on May 2, 2012






Rumor has it that these were found in medical files. It was on facebook, so it must be true.
– The patient refused autopsy.
– The patient has no previous history of suicides.
– Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
– Patient recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when given an enema by mistake.
– Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
– On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
– The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
– The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
– Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
– Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
– Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
– She is numb from her toes down.
– While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
– The skin was moist and dry.
– Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
– Patient was alert and unresponsive.
– Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
– She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
– I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
– Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circu sized.
– The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
– Skin: somewhat pale but present
– Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities





Classic Rock Stories

Posted in Book Reports by chamblee54 on May 1, 2012






Classic Rock Stories: The Stories Behind the Greatest Songs of All Time is due back at the Chamblee library today. If PG is going to do a book report, now is the time.

This is what you might call a concept book. Assemble a bunch of stories about rock songs, gussy them up with graphics, and sell it. It was written in 1998, which makes it ancient itself. It was worth the effort to take home from the library, and read while warming up the car.

A few of the stories are fun to hear. The original lyric to Friend of the Devil was “It looks like water but it tastes like wine”. Lou Reed says it is your fault if you took Heroin after listening to his song. Mark Farner prayed to G-d to give him a hit record, and woke up in the middle of the night and wrote I’m your captain.

Some times censorship does not work. Steppenwolf wrote The Pusher and used GD in the properly… G-d, send this terrible person to hell. Some preachers in North Carolina objected, and the police told the band not to say the offending phrase. When they did the song, John Kay kept his mouth shut, and turned the microphone to the crowd. The audience knew the line. When the time came, they shouted  GD the pusherman.

Elton John knew the value of publicity, and has been eager to talk. Funeral for a friend was something Elton would want played at his funeral. He likes sad music, especially about dead blondes. Fellow singer Rod Stewart was offered a role in Tommy, and Elton advised him not to take it. A few months later, Pinball Wizard was offered to Elton, and the three foot tall platform shoes made a splash. Rod never forgave him. Elton thought Bennie and the Jets was a very strange song, and was surprised that it became a hit.

Sometimes it is best to ignore conventional wisdom. Soon after the second CSNY album came out, four unarmed students were killed at Kent State University. Neil Young wrote “Ohio”xx, and the band came out with a single within days. The suits thought that “Teach your children”xx was going to be the hit on that album.

Stories get told about bands and songs. When Wont Get Fooled Again came out, PG was told that Pete Townshend met someone, and invited this person to his hotel room. Before long, it was discovered that what seemed to be a she was really a he. In this book, Mr. Townshend said that it was revolutionary tough talk.
Early in their career, Lynyrd Skynyrd was playing four shows a night, and did not have a lot of material. When they played Free Bird, they tried to make it longer and longer. It is generally easier to pad out one song than to write two more. Another long wonder, In a Gadda da Vida, started out as “In the garden of eden”. The singer drank a gallon of red mountain wine, and the rest is history.

Robert Plant hates Stairway to Heaven

Not As Advertised January 8, 2012 D. Turner
Lots of blank space for such a small book and really not all that interesting. I’ve read dozens of books about Rock history, and this collection is one of the weakest to date. Frankly, I’d be embarrassed to even loan this book to a friend, and would not recommend it to others.
Writen in One Afternoon August 8, 2000 vonhayek
Stories? I don’t think so. The “story” behind each song is simply a quote or two. The author didn’t want to be burdened with the task of actually writing anything. And the quotes are frequently brief. The “story” behind Fleetwood Mac’s “Go Your Own Way,” for instance, is all of four lines. This is book is mostly air. And as for “Classic” Rock, I humbly submit that songs like “Substitute,” “That Smell,” “Treat Me Right” by Pat Benetar have not exactly been labeled “classic” by anyone but Morse. I think what happened here is that Morse spend an afternoon on Nexus running searches for a bunch of songs and came up with a miscellaneous series of quotes from  Rolling Stone. I feel ripped off.

Pictures are from The Library of Congress.