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PG was directed to a post, Why Is There Pee on the Floor?. It was *aimed* at a problem that has existed since man has urinated into a device. This is an issue which *pisses off” a lot of people.
For those who ask “What Would Jesus Do?”, or more properly, Did, the answer is not known. If men, in those times, used a recepticle for urine, the odds are the Jesus missed it from time to time. If he was outdoors, this was not a problem. Does walking on water make you need to pee? What if he had changed the water into beer?
Once, PG was working in a small office. There were two carefully marked restrooms. Once, the ladies were working, the men’s room was occupied, and PG did not think it would hurt to use the ladies room. He was not as careful as he should have been. A few minutes later, there was an uproar from one of the ladies. If looks could kill, PG would have died that day.
The post is written from the POV of educating women about men’s habits. “Sometimes I forget that women do not have penises, not even a little bit. It’s true! Where boys have flesh hoses down there, ladies have I don’t even know what—is it like a butt but more complicated? So women don’t understand the everyday experience of having this dangly fella around and don’t understand stuff like “adjusting” or “shaking”.
Joseph Rosalie Doherty-Bailey “Everything about this is great, except that your opening sentences sort of totally ignore the fact that trans people exist. I don’t at all think you meant to do this, but maybe just keep in mind for future reference that some ladies do have penises and some boys don’t have flesh hoses :) the rest of the post is amusing and swell.”
One possible reason for failing to hit the bullseye would be having two pee holes. PG thought this was an urban legend, so he asked Mr. Google. The query “men with two pee holes” yielded about 42,200,000 results (0.27 seconds). Apparently, someone else wondered the same thing.  Wiki answers had a gem: “How does it feel for a man to get his pee hole licked? It feels good for the man but if he peed and then they licked it they would just have sex every day.”
The most accurate discussion was at steadyhealth, 2 holes on penis. (This discussion is sponsored by Edy’s Strawberry Fruit Bars). Norrie asks the seminal question: “Hi. I am a girl 19 years old and, this might sound funny, but I noticed that my boyfriend has two holes on his penis. I know male anatomy, and an average human male has only one hole on his penis. And my boyfriend has two! How can that even be possible? I haven’t asked him about it, because it is an unusual question. Could you explain this to me because I simply do not understand what is the deal.”
Caroljean “Well, not to worry, that is a thing that happens sometimes (one in a thousand), and it is often surgically corrected before the school age. So your boyfriend has probably only one functional hole, and the other (pseudo hole) that doesn’t work. This condition is called Hypospadias. But really, that is nothing of importance, because it isn’t anything unusual, but at the same time not so common.”
Some-Teenage-Dude ” ….O__O… kool!”
jlg_shes ” My boyfriend also has two holes, and he seems to think that, urine comes out of the top hole and sperm out the bottom. Can anyone verify that?”
Guest “hey, i am a male and i have two holes side by side at the center tip of my penis. what usually happens is an extra x chromosome if they are both on top which mine are. one hole is for urine and the other for sperm. we are just more genetically enhanced than most. NOW IF the two holes are not together but spread apart then its a defect and should get fixed. Now most people who have two holes on top, only one of them is usually functional. To have both holes functional and both secreting different fluids (urine and sperm) is an evolutionary advancement. The bacteria from the pee wont be mixed with the sperm when it goes through the tube to be release. SO BE THANKFUL!!! DONT THINK ITS A DEFECT ITS AN EVOLUTIONARY ADVANCEMENT”
Guest “All of this about evolutionary advancement is hog wash. Here’s what happened…. when you were developing in the uterus your goods started to develop. Your urethra wasn’t forming correctly and your body recognized the problem and formed another. One is a dead hole. Nothing comes out of it. Nothing. The other one is the functioning urethra and both urine and semen pass through this hole. You were born with two rather than be born with one that wasn’t fully formed. End of story. ”
Bubbles wrote to yahoo answers “about three years ago”. The question was “How do gay guys pee when the pee hole always on the side?”
Dreamland Angel “they will go to women restroom if they dress like a girl but they won’t look unless people want them to see they will pee the same way that men pee unless they already had surgeries to remove that thing to become a woman”
Jonathan “Most of the time, yes. But it depends on whether or not he is a “top” or a “bottom.” Once you have that information it will be easier to determine where his pee hole is actually located. Source(s): nurse md doctor.”
Hexxis “They turn upside down so it looks like a rainbow fountain. Recent studies show if you shove food up your butt you poop out of your mouth.”
Mariners<3 “What the F*ck ARE you talking about?!?!?!!!! A penis is a penis, whether it’s attached to a gay man or not!”
Pictures are from The Library of Congress.