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-02 Some facebookers were using an app (or being used by an app) called 21 questions. If you want to play, Mr. Google will help. PG didn’t want to play, but saw a fun topic to write about. Today’s pictures are from The Library of Congress. Videos are from wtf japan seriously.
-01 There is a highly commercial blog called Cocktails With Mom (A Mom Blogs from Texas: Product Reviews, Giveaways and more!) This is a weird concept to PG, whose mother didn’t drink, and was a total Baptist about it. CWM fit a tasteful feature in between the ads one day, 21 Questions to Ponder. They are repeated below, with possible answers supplied.
01 Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”? It sounds like twenty one. It might want a drink.
02 Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? They know the least because they are hard of hearing. Since they can’t hear others talking, they don’t bother listening.
03 Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off? The kid who is in trouble.
04 Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? If the battery was alive it would push back.
05 If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? When you are through at the bank, you leaf.
06 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Not if it is a trial, or an error.
07 Why don’t they call moustaches “mouthbrows”? Because mouthbrow is easy to spell.
08 Why do they say “an alarm goes off” if it’s really going on? The same reason a person who is buzzing is said to “get off”.
09 Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just seem longer? Only if they both star in a John Waters movie.
10 Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up a project, I end it? If you don’t quit whining you are in trouble.
11 Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour? The same reason people said easy as pie, before you could buy pre made shells.
12 Does a clean house indicate there’s a broken computer in it? Only if a dirty mind is involved.
13 Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? There is a family in Germany, Sechshauer.(spell check suggestion:Schopenhauer) It is pronounced Sex Hour. Most people are happy to get a ten minute coffee break.
14 Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites? Not much is known about the wise men, except that they came from a fire.
15 Why is bra singular and panties plural? Because you have two nipples and one reproductive facility.This was a gender inclusive answer.
16 If the plural of tooth is “teeth,” why isn’t the plural of booth “beeth”? You say boo when you don’t like something. Maybe a booth should be a yayth.
17 Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo? The same reason you call a ban on product an embargo, whether the product drinks or not.
18 Would a fly without wings be called a walk? A fly without wings would be called an insect.
19 Why are you “in” a movie, but you’re “on” TV? With the digital age, it gets even weirder. In the old days, you could possibly be on a tv set. Unless you are very small, there is no way you will be on netflix, aka the popup ad king.
20 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? If you think that dishwashing soap is made with real lemons, then there is a mountain resort in Florida waiting on you.
21 What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free? This is like the ketchup packs you get. Have you ever gotten non fancy ketchup?