Chamblee54

These visits to alternative reality are from a variety of sources. Included are Facebook (fb), twitter (tw), Futility Closet (fucl), All Aphorisms, All The Time (Aph), Texts From Last Night (tln) , and Overheard in New York (ony). Attempts to maintain a no profanity blog will be suspended for this post. // “To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.” — Bertrand Russell (fucl) // “There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.” — George Bernard Shaw (fucl) // “Leave something to wish for, so as not to be miserable from very happiness.” — Baltasar Gracián (fucl) // Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone? (tln) // Guys with values who care about your personality don’t cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you. (tln) // Sometimes when you’re feeling unsexy, unhappy, unloved, and/or unproductive, a good playlist can turn those feelings around. It’s worth a shot. (fb) // A shroud has no pockets. (Scotland) (fucl) // No one is a blacksmith at birth. (Namibia) (fucl) // The absent always bears the blame. (Netherlands) (fucl) // Please Share, Subscribe, and or Tag Yourself in these quotes. These are a few of my favorite quotes digitized. If something speaks to you, please feel free to share. Sharing gives the quotes life and meaning. As time permits, I will digitize more quotes. Be sure to check out the other albums. (fb) // Wherever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up against it by changing their profile pictures. (tw) // The Secret Service thing makes me wonder if the uterus is the wrong organ politicians should be trying to regulate. (tw) // Gay man #1: Yeah, he has a girlfriend. Gay man #2: Ugh. Girlfriends? That’s so middle school. (ony) // One cannot make soup out of beauty. (Estonia) (fucl) // Bad is called good when worse happens. (Norway) (fucl) // When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole. (Gambia) (fucl) // If it makes this person a happy person and also more self rightgouse then so be it. He is just voicing his opinion about the past. The past no 1 in RIGHT MIND needs to remember or even think about. You want to make a museum with picture to turn your stomach. Stop and take pictures of the hungry in the mountains of western West Virginia and eastern Kentucky. We still have out houses in this country for God’s Sake. Now show those pictures, it would include all races and ethic carry overs. Now your talking current time current events current nightmares of inequity. Or better still let’s go to Compton California and show real edgy stuff. And we wonder where G-D is? We didn’t ask that question 60 years ago. DID WE? Wake UP AMERICA AND SMELL THE INJUSTICES OF OUR OWN “PRESENT DAY AMERICA”. Then see if you can sleep. (fb) // Under trees it rains twice. (Switzerland) (fucl) // Everyone is foolish until they buy land. (Ireland) (fucl) // Living with a dog does not excuse drinking out of the toilet. // Do me a HUGE favor – Un-“friend” me right now if you think that “G-d” gave you the right to sit in moral judgement of other people. You’re an asshole and your kind isn’t welcome on my page. Please go fuck yourself gently with a running chainsaw. (fb) // “There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.” – Robert Graves (fb) // Register for your own account so you can vote on comments, save your favorites, and more. Learn more. Please stay on topic, be civil, and be brief. // “While I dance I cannot judge, I cannot hate, I cannot separate myself from life, I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance.” ~ Hans Bos (fb) // Apparently, my Saturdays now consist of biking around town and having a beer here, a whiskey there, a car bomb over there … I … am pretty much okay with this. (fb) // Every head is a world. (Cuba) (fucl) // The only victory over love is flight. (France) (fucl) // If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke. (tln) // do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment. (tln) // I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world. (tln) // Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he’s a keeper. (tln) // Don’t look where you fell, but where you slipped. (Liberia) (fucl) // Many lose when they win, and others win when they lose. (Germany) (fucl) // yeah. go ahead with that thinking of yours. At least this dude is trying to live his dream and fulfill it. What exactly have you done in your life aside from wishing bad things upon others? // I just screeched at a fuckn parakeet it responded (tw) // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havZI_oUu7M this is my favorite version of this song it makes me want to lie still and stare at the ceiling and become a ghost (tw) // Girl: God, I hate your vibrator. Friend: Ohmigod, right? So do I! (ony) // Child, thoughtfully: Did you have a baby shower for me mommy? Mother: No. You was a accident. (ony) // “It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.” (China) (fucl) // Thank you, alliteration, for the dollar I just saved on this taco. (tw) // “A novel is a prose narrative of some length that has something wrong with it.” – Randall Jarrell, (fb) // Having sprained her ankle right in front of the Cornwall home of C. Van Ness, 82, Miss Wood is now his wealthy widow. (tw) // Bond, on trial for murder in Brooklyn, is not the kind of man to shoot his own daughter (the bullet was meant for his wife). (tw) // The shaft at Myrtle Avenue is deep, the boulder above it, immense, and Vonlonsky, working below, dead. (tw) // At Court Street, Mrs Flanagan and her dinner guest were found two days later, still seated. Gas leak. (tw) // you go white boy everyone who hates is just jelly you’re living the weeaboo dream //Selah