Chamblee54

Dead Saturday Letter

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on April 8, 2012






There was a letter. It had a modern looking cartoon shape in the corner, which resembles an elephant. The return address was REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE Reince Priebus, Chairman * 310 First Street, S.E.* Washington DC 2003. There was a personalized message above the main address: This might be the shortest letter I’ve ever written. PG, when you read it, you’ll understand why. In the corner where a stamp would go, there was a square box, with a message. Non-profit Org. US Postage PAID Republican National Committee. That could have been Non-Prophet. There were three items in the envelope. The first was the shortest letter. “Dear PG, If defeating Barack Obama and repealing his socialist-leaning agenda is your top goal in this years election… then use the reply form and postage paid envelope I have enclosed to rush a special emergency gift of $1,000, $500, $250, $50, $35, or $25 to the Republican National Committee. The RNC is the only committee legally allowed to provide direct financial support to our nominee for President. And just like you, defeating Barack Obama is our top priority. Consider the monumental consequences of this election. Then, let your value of freedom be your guide to giving. Thank you. Yours truly, Reince Priebus Chairman, Republican National Committee. P.S. PG, if you make only one political contribution this year, make it count. Give it to the RNC.”A PERSONAL REPLY TO REINCE PRIEBUS was thoughtfully included. Dear Reince, You are absolutely correct. I agree defeating Barack Obama and ending his socialist policies is our top priority in this year’s election. The Republican National Committee is the only committee legally allowed to provide direct financial support to our nominee and win back the White House, and you can count on my gift to get the job done. The PR form was coded 541286993 N12PH018B. Contributions to the Republican National Committee are not deductible as charitable contributions for federal income tax purposes. The back of the PR form allows contributions using credit cards. (Note: credit card MUST be personal – not corporate.) Below this is a space for information required by federal election law. The required information is marked with an asterisk, and includes Occupation, Employer, and a tasteful box for the self employed to check. Below this is a space for a Telephone Number, (H) E-Mail Address, and (W) E-Mail Address. The last three items do not have an asterisk. The last item in the package was an envelope. There was a message: By using you own first class stamps to return this envelope, you will be helping us save much needed funds. — Thank You. Below that is another tasteful box, with the message BUSINESS REPLY MAIL FIRST-CLASS MAIL PERMIT NO. 10169 WASHINGTON DC. The package went to P34 ATTN: CHAIRMAN REINCE PRIEBUS REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE PO BOX 96994 WASHINGTON DC 20077-7556. In the stamp corner was another tasteful box. NO POSTAGE NECESSARY IF MAILED IN THE UNITED STATES. The back of the envelope was blank. PG thought how much defeating Barack Obama meant to him. He sent his best personal contribution payable to the RNC. PG put a penny in the envelope, and did not use his own first class stamp. Pictures are from ” The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library” The spell check suggestion for Reince Priebus is Sincere Priests.






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