#4wordsAfterWackSex
so where’s the food ? // you gon learn TONIGHT! // Practice on Somebody else // I’ma Let You Finish… // ET wanna go home? // Gotta tweet bout this // Hand me the lotion. // so whatchu boutta do??? // I Need A Blunt. // lock it behind u! // you want some juice?” // You’ve Just Been Unfollowed!!! // “your bandmate was better” // that’s all you’ve got // Pass me my phone. // ” am I being punked ” // was that really it ? // well that was disturbing.. // “I demand a refund!” // i took your virginity? // you have to go // That cant happen again // so where’s my clothes ? // you need cab fare? // Time to go home… // add me on myspace // There is the Door. // Can you leave now? // “Get your clothes. LEAVE” // I wasn’t high enough. // “I cheated for this ?!” // “Hey, U MAD BRO?” // Soooo When You Leaving??? // “The Cabs are Heeree” // Hey It’s Been Real // how you gettin home // blocked reported as spam // I should have masturbated. // watchu bout to do // “this did NOT happen” // WHERE YO GRANDMA AT” // I cheated for this // please delete my number // ..better not tell anyone // yea them feelings….Gone // I Didnt Learn 2day // i didn’t feel anything! // you sure you done?? // what time u gettin picked up ? // delete my number please // ight , time to go ! // im going to bed // lose my number hoe ..// ummm that was it? // you can go now // im gonna please myself // i ddnt evn finish // Where my keys at? // that shitt was terrible ! // my grandma just died” // it didn’t stay wet // What’s your name again? // you took remedial classes? // don’t you got curfew ? // make me a sandwich // wait, your cross eyed? // Poppers make me sick! // “what time is it” ? // “u cant be serious”// better luck next time // I need more chicken // this my first time” you must say that a lot // make me a sammich. // it styll aint official.. // is McDonalds still open? // your wig smelled better // what yu finna do? // let’s just be friends // see you later (insert wrong name here) // I wasted my transfer // next time… paper bag // dont miss your bus // No Wonder You’re Single. // Blame it on twitter










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