Chamblee54

Testing For Demons

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on January 9, 2012








The crew at DangerousMinds had a festive feature, Think you need an exorcism? Take the Demon Test®! It was the handiwork of a professional exorcist named Bob Larson . (If you are late with payment, you might get re possessed.) DM refused to link to his site.
The Demon Test® is not free. Paying for anything like this is against PG’s core beliefs. A decision was made to  look at the other google results.
OK Cupid has “The Angel or Demon Test”. It is a series of multiple choice questions. PG usually has to choose the least bad answer to these. Number twenty is typical.
Sucking… A cute baby breastfeeding. Awww… – Being a total jerk. – Yummy… sex… – A night creature drinking human blood. You have to sign up for a dating service to get the results.
Selectsmart chimes in with How DEMONIC are you? . This is another multiple choice, with questions like
8. Which name comes to mind quickest? Hittler Jason (Friday 13th) An evil demon named Billy-Bob Bo-Jangles George W. Bush Undecided. The undecided option is nice, as is the chance to rate how important this question is. The results: (100%) Evil Goth (85%) Demonic Bloodbath Killer (71%) Neutral (62%) Bloody-Gothic-Vampire (28%) Angelic (26%) Heavenly Jesus Freak.
HellOQuizzy (who might be Irish) has another version of “The Demon Test”. The Answer is
Phenex, Visionary Muse. A site called Nerdtests required proof of age, and set off a virus alert. This was followed by a tasteful notice that a bug had been spotted in the works. At this point, curiosity about demons is no longer a priority.






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