Why Prose Is Better Than Poetry

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on December 11, 2011

1. Cons is not the opposite of poems.
2. Poetry slams can get violent.
3. Prose is not expected to rhyme.
4. Pornography is always prose.
5. Prose does not get set to music. .
6. Knee jerk is better than hip hop.
7. Prose writer pants stay up better.
8. Prose makes more money than poetry.
9. Free verse always winds up costing something.
10. If you are depressed you cannot take poetryzac.
11. Pictures are from The Library of Congress.