Chamblee54

These visits to alternative reality are from a variety of sources. Included are Facebook (fb), twitter (tw), Futility Closet (fucl), All Aphorisms, All The Time (Aph), Texts From Last Night (tln) , and Overheard in New York (ony). You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. #OgdenNash ☺ @headturner17 im coming ☺ (tw) /// some tortures are physical and some are mental, But the one that is both is dental. #OgdenNash tw Poets aren’t very useful, because they aren’t consumeful or very produceful #OgdenNash (tw) /// Killing is cheap. War is a sport, in a city where life and death become abstractions of policy.–Bill Moyers. /// Metamorphosis. Transformation. Chrysalis. New beginnings and dying gods. I have no words right now. I’ll emerge soon enough, I suppose. (fb) /// I’m a leo who’s in the process of learning to keep people warm with my fire, and not burn them with it. Living between words: queer, disabled, jewish, gender non-conforming, white, poor, chronically ill. Sometimes we fall through the cracks; sometimes we build bridges. I owe allegiance to no where and pledge to nothing. (fb) /// So I’ve made peace with the fallen leaves I see their same fate in my own body But I won’t be frightened when I’m awoken from this dream And return to that which gave birth to me. Bright Eyes – Method Acting. (fb) /// Lately, boys have seemed so bootleg. Even his hat is sketchy. (fb) /// Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, Orbital II (fb) /// Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known. -Michel de Montaigne (fb) /// Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed. -Herman Melville, novelist and poet (1819-1891) (fb) /// “Nature is not a place to visit, it is home.” ~ Gary Snyder (fb) /// @chrisbrown,Young King, YOU are the SuperStar, haters and baiters need you to respond to be relivant..don’t give it to em! Gotcha back doe! (tw) /// It is surmounting difficulties that makes heroes. ~ Louis Pasture (tw) /// @kpsp95 @courtneylove she had kurt killed.. its her guilt and she has to live with it. she is selfish and doesnt deserve what she has anymor (tw) /// RT @almightygod: I haven’t felt this hung over since that time I woke up after being dead for three days. #sk4 (tw) /// Someone tell @tejucole that he had better not poke his nose in Pakistan’s internal affairs. (tw) /// “@tejucole: Police brutality, suppression of civil rights, and state-sponsored violence. New York is scary. Thank God I’m in Lagos.” True. (tw) /// On Marietta Square, an attorney loudly berating his client: “You brought this on yourself with that 2nd DUI!” Resisted the urge to give them both my business card. (fb) /// FT today: Shipping lines to Nigeria’s ports have to send 90% of containers back to Asia empty, earning no revenue @tejucole @BBCAfrica (tw) /// #thingsicanthandle my hallway is now the ghetto. Who is this black man next door and why is he shouting for 30 minutes straight? (tw) /// she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn’t even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot (tln) /// I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part. (tln) /// #1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX’S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE (tln) /// I don’t even know where to begin….there’s queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything (tln) /// Do people get awards for pointing out other peoples mistakes? Do you then feel better about yourself? Its pathetic really #Engrish #Ebonics (tw) /// Ghadaffi’s son “napped” in desert. Was he that tired that he had to “nap” in the desert? #Engrish at it’s best (tw) /// twitter aint for u if u make alot of grammatical errors,people get crucified out here for tweeting in #Engrish (tw) /// “@chrisbrown ive never delt with so much negativity in my life! its to the point now that its just ridiculuos! IM NOT A POLITICIAN!”#engrish (tw) /// Strong opinions are like perfume. A tasteful drop can liven things up. If you apply too much, others will run out of the room gasping for breath. (fb) /// “The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.” -H.L. Mencken // Saying you’re into ska is just code for saying you were really awkward in middle school (fb) /// “The most fundamental harm we can do to ourselves is to remain ignorant by not having the courage and the respect to look at ourselves honestly and gently” // she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly. (tln) /// When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over. (tln) /// Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf. (tln) ///

I just want to be HAPPY!!! NOTHING but HAPPY !!!! Thank you !!!!! (fb) /// I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do. (tln) /// Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs. (tln) /// In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I’m two shots away from being deported. God save the queen. tln By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us. (tln) /// No, I’ve only ever seen his brother’s dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro’s package onto him. (tln) /// anyone caught speaking ill of my both babes will be forced to attend Bible college until they’ve lost 20 IQ points. #sk4 (tw) /// Neither will Xtians, but I get fun sex in the meantime #sk4 RT @DenseGodBot: Fornicators shall not inherit the kingdom of God (tw) /// Free membership in American Atheists today only with coupon code “FREEMEM” I just joined. (tw) /// Guy: Ohmygod, you od’d? Girl: That was the first time… (ony) /// Girl: Danny may have my vagina, but you have my heart. Guy: Aww… I love boning hearts. (ony) /// College girl to college boy: I’d be the only one there in an argyle straight jacket! How cute would that be? (ony) /// Pregnant girl: Did you bring your money? Unpregnant girl: Aww crap, I forgot. Pregnant girl: You forget everything. Unpregnant girl: Yeah, but I don’t forget condoms. (ony) /// “If only they enforced bank regulations like they do park rules, we wouldn’t be in this mess.” #OWS #OccupyAtlanta (fb) /// [TRIGGER WARNING: My next posts will include pictures about fat shaming.] If anyone is interested in turning around the fat shaming campaign of “Strong4Life” or wants to give them some feedback about their harmful tactics at combating obesity and related illnesses through shaming people for their appearance/size and making them the target of institutionalized bullying, please let me know. (fb) /// The second earl of Leicester sat in parliament for 67 years without saying a word. His son, the third earl, was silent for 32 years. His grandson, the fourth earl, said nothing for 23 years. His great-grandson, the fifth earl, Thomas William Edward Coke, kept his silence for 22 years, then in 1972 rose and said, “I hope we shall use safer chemicals in place of those which have devastated the countryside.” (fucl) A lean compromise is better than a fat #lawsuit – George Herbert #Quote #gsws (tw) /// I resisted the temptation to point out that perhaps his brain was one of God’s errors. (tw) /// @tejucole In Chinatown Brooklyn, I think of Lizzie Bishop, wherever she is and will be, imagining the thought of here. (tw) /// @tejucole His brain is, perhaps, one of the many imperfections caused by Adam’s consumption of the apple (tw) /// uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again. (tln) /// She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That’s not possible right? (tln) /// Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it. (tln) /// So there I was praying he didn’t go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life. (tln) /// There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway. (tln) /// I love this Page, I love to laugh, and share jokes and Fucked up pics,But, I am sick of the whiny pussy Motherfuckers whining and reporting my posts, Grow the fuck up people, I just got another warning, this is sad, will miss you much, to the trolls, KISS MY FUCKING ASS………Get A Fucking life…. (fb) /// I know those types all too well. More than likely it’s something personal. Just laugh at them and keep doing what you do and if they don’t like it, fuck them. Tel them to delete you! (fb) /// Just don’t let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick (tln) /// I’m sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol. (tln) /// We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not. (tln) /// Just once I’d like to throw a party where I don’t have to clean up someone else’s blood the next morning. (tln) /// Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you’re still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer. (tln) /// One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh. -Robert Heinlein (fb) /// I think I could feel better if only I could pin all my bad feelings on someone else and forget about them. . .but the reality is that I feel terrible because of….me. Tell me how I can escape THAT? (fb) /// It’s Kroger. It’s too early in the phucking morning for you in the produce section to challenge me to a rap battle… How many times are we going to do this brother?  You keep threatening to take my title cause I won’t battle rap you forgetting or deleting some very important things. #1 I am a poet not a phucking battle rapper! #2 If I called you a woman, you’d probably want to fight, so i’m thinking you don’t live your life as a woman. and #3 I’M NOT A PHUCKING BATTLE RAPPER, IT’S KROGER AND IT’S TOO PHUCKING EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS SHYT! (fb) /// selah