Chamblee54

The legend is that Ernest Hemingway started the fad for six word stories. “For sale, baby shoes, never worn”. After he shotgunned his way to eternity, the idea kicked around for a while. Then twitter emerged in it’s 141 character glory, and someone started #6wordstory. Maybe one of them uses 141 characters. Here is a selection of these 6ws. PG may write one, or even five, just so he can say he is a trendy kind of guy. After copying and formatting these selections, we realize that Hemingway did it better than 98% of the tweeters. Pictures for this waste of bandwidth are from The Library of Congress // poetry doze you stick to prose // his name is rumplestiltskin! THE END // Austin is Gorgeous. End of Story. // time to bang out this // She was lost, looking for light. // You See What Had Happend Was… // and this weave saved my life // RTD finally leaves, fandom finally rejoices. // Right here could be the key, // spilt drink, bag hooked, hit face // Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday. // once apon a time the end // I died. He lived. She smiled. // uhh , see what had happened was … // Jordan Witzigreuter is perfect go away // walk a mile in my shoes … // love begins and ends with you….” // Love hurts. Choose Vodka or Henny // I came. I saw. I conquered. // they met, they married, they died. // I just got some great head! // I try, I hurt, I need! // she foolishly fell for the “player” // The haters will always hate, jealous. // my life is gonna be legendary. // Six chambers. One bullet. Favorable odds. // There was a frog, it died // Kameron has one nice trumpet. Bye. // Belly fat killed the cats owner // But you are never wrong, Sherlock. // Darth Vader murió siendo Anakin Skywalker. :) // I Got So Drunk Last Night // He tried his best. Failed anyway. // The cow jumped over the moon. // “She doesn’t remember me. Yet.” // They lived happily ever after. Not. // Music runs rampant through my veins // Together, Forever, Through whatever, Whenever”” // “Then Buffy staked Edward. The End.” // Remember the American dream of possiblities // I’ve never been to Mount Vesuvius // “Who’re you?” “I used to know.” // Hockey’s half mental, half being mental. // “Common Sense, is not Common tho” // Affection. Erection. No protection. Inspection. Infection. // ugly girls are addicted to photoshop. // well, see what happened was i…. // Kameron has one nice trumpet. Bye. // cow, lives on moon, dies tragically. // she licked.i cummed.the end. // tried, failed, tried something else, succeeded.” // Head and shoulders saved my life. // drop the panties and bend over. // i couldnt think of anything else! // he inserted it, then she farted // Remember clean air and clean water // One Day You Disappeared The End // There was this onetime in bandcamp” // they hated eachother, now their friends. // i like food more than you. // dear homework, nobody likes you. Thankyou. // Guess our mascot, win a prize! // Hakuna Matata,what a wonderful phrase // And then @RomeoMiller proposed to me. // Old classmates. One night stand. Strangers. // She was ugly. She became Beautiful. // i kiss straight guys always, always // Political unity ends in international disaster. // Niall James Horan is simply beautiful. // best friend is a male // And they lived happily ever after! // i banged harry, it was hottttttttt // You are smarter than a chimp // Yes I’ve changed. Pain changes people! // get knocked down, get back up // The rain made hearts into livers. // Ghosts broke mom’s crystal bud vase // Hearts hear truth better than ears // you know i got the burner. // This was more entertaining than Twilight. // You wanna be high for this. // That Baby Don’t Look Like Me!! // They kissed, died, woke up, killed // The gun smoldered. He walked away. // I’m more popular than you are // when i have food, I’m happy. // I’m done. you can have him. // took a dump, no paper, nightmare. //  Mariah Yeater’s a hoe…..The end. // I hate trending topics about Bieber. // cool story bro, tell it again // “He lied + she believed = trust issues . // Got To Get Back To Hogwarts. // real friends turn into fake friends // i discovered Nutella. best day ever. // bring me food, then i’m happy // Cool Story Bro, I Don’t Care. // soo , you giving head or what ? // Then Bella killed herself. The end. // Your mother should have swallowed you // I came, I smashed, I left…. // You’re Born…You Die…The End // “A BIRD was once THE WORD” // I was married for 72 days. // Oh my God! You killed Kenny! // that baby dont look like me // give me head not a headache // While editing these 6wss, PG decided to move the mouse to his left hand. While doing this, he knocked over a cup of coffee.This is a message to keep the mouse on the right side of the desk. // Carl Hiassen says that selling a story to the movies is like sending a child to the Charles Manson day care center. // Two brothers, ties, and a whale // Chicago Is So Two Years Ago. // The Black Person Always Dies First // Nineteen years later, all was well. // the cat went swimming but drowned. // I smoked a joint, I’m stoned // drop out of school, train pokemon. // is that wart or rice crispie // Wow seriously please go kill yourself. // Exposition, conflict, action, climax, dénouement… // One. direction. bed. now. forever. happy. // I wish I could count – // My brother killed all my clan. // and he ate the entire penguin // HistoryNeedsYou Sir James Pennyman // “Would you like fries with that?”-// Never too early to be drunk // WHY MUST I CHASE THE CAT!???! // Failed a test. Having a drink. // He smashed raw, then pissed flames.. // Named my pipe “Lucky.” It broke. // Two tickets, to the gun show! // Alex sold lemonade to beat cancer. // I blacked out at Arbys again. // You do you, I do me // selah.