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The Facebook post was simple…So and So’s name is 91% sexy (which is D*** sexy!). PG is all about hot and trendy, so he went to Google City to investigate “How Hot is Your Name”. It is the full moon in June, in Atlanta GA. It is as hot as a preacher who has been caught. Pictures for this feature are from The Library of Congress .
As some of you already know, PG’s “real” name is Luther. It was an easy decision for his folks, since it is a copy of the handle his father used. The original plan was to call PG a nickname, Cam. The plan was in effect for 56 years. Change is a good thing, especially with socks and motor oil.
The first result today is from Quibblo . You get what you pay for. The ad is a picture of a lady who wants to meet you. The result of the quiz is Pretty. Your name is probably something that you don’t hear a lot. That doesnt mean its not popular. Sweetie, you’re special! You’re name shows that you’re from a very important backround.
The next stop on the tour is the imaginatively named Ismynamehot.com. In an ironic bit of digital synchronicity, the sidebar ad is for a box set of Ozzy Osbourne product. Included in this package is an “iconic Ozzy replica cross”, The results are “Luther is 44% hot Not bad, but not great “. Since this is a free service, PG decided to look up his other “real” name. “Sorry, “Cam” is not in the database. Please check your spelling and gender selection.” Spelling correction does not require surgical reassignment.
Militaryphotos is the next stop on our journey. The Ozzy collector’s edition box set is advertised here, as well as Ashford University ( Distinctive benefits for the military community. Duty, Honor, Education.) Here, the only thing that matters is the first letter of your name. The writeups read like a horoscope, which may be where they copied the prose.
Quizazz is a frequent flyer at the internet airport. They have six questions, with multiple choice answers. Number two is a doozie…Do you think your hottr than anyone in your Grade? 1-no but kinda one boy liked me befor e but i dont think that matters 2-What kind of questin is this! Its R A CiST! Of cource im HO TT! 3-No 4-YES. The answer: 33% You answered 2 out of 6 questions correctly. Gotta get it good. Get your style commin up wit your friends. and go shoppin and gotta get it good. your almost hot but you still have half away to go nice tryin to bee so cool! XD Your still Awsome!
Hulchul is a “true family forum”. There is a header ad for the Ozzy package. They have a number based approach…”HOW HOT IS YOUR NAME? add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with “H0W HOT & Spicy UR NAME””. Luther is 1071, which is “beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry HOT & Spicy!!!! “
Parenting does not have an ad for Ozzy’s boxset. This result is the digital version of those little books about, the meaning of names for your baby. Luther is a German word for warrior. Cam is short for camera, or a part from an automobile engine.
The next result is a gamer forum, “How HOT was your Name Grab? What cool ones did you get ??.” Some of the handles were goddess, doc, Louie, Dr. Horrible, and phobia. One post was “ps – if you haven’t seen dr horrible’s sing-a-long blog…i recommend watching it. It is on netflix streaming.” There are no ads for Ozzy’s iconic cross.
The bottom result on page one is The sexy name decoder. There is an ad for the Ozzybox, as well as a new tv show called “Necessary Roughness”. The plan is to enter your name and gender, select an icon, and be awarded a sexy name. Luther is “L.U.T.H.E.R.: Lover Undertaking Touches and Hot, Erotic Recreation.