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“What I meant by grace was a more realistic approach to the process of living to arrive at perhaps some tranquillity”/// When you change the central vowel in grace, you get grease and gross. /// “She wants candles married to her womb by the color of a telescopic saint, so that all her children will be adventures in light.” /// Existentialism is the subjective experience, /// “Thinking hard about you I got onto the bus and paid 30 cents car fare and asked the driver for 2 transfers before discovering I was alone.” /// I own everything about me: my body, my feelings, my mouth, my voice, all my actions, whether they be to others or myself. I own my fantasies, my dreams, my hopes, my fears. I own my triumphs and successes, all my failures and mistakes. Because I own all of me, I can become intimately acquainted with me. By so doing, I can love me and be friendly with all my parts. /// “The silence of the snow in the mountains will be roaring in the creek by my house in a few days.” /// The leaves in South America will be snow in the craniums of North America before the World Series. /// “I lift the toilet seat as if it were the nest of a bird and I see cat tracks all around the edge of the bowl.” /// The cat was trying to keep the dog from taking a drink./// “Television crippled the imagination and turned people indoors and away from living out their own fantasies with dignity.” /// The ancient Greeks said the same thing about the singing chorus in the theater./// “Your heart is like a sea gull frozen into a long distance telephone call.”/// Your appendix is like a high school guidance counselor, trying to be useful before she explodes and causes great pain. /// “That is the last place in the world where you want to be but you have to be there, like a movie, because it features you.”/// I am a workaholic. Also a beach bum. I am portuguese so I have dark skin and blue eyes. i hate game players I am a very serious person. /// “I could feel somebody inside of her looking out as if her body were a castle and a princess lived inside.” /// The truth is that her body was a McMansion, and a soccer mom, three juvenile players, and a henpecked husband lived there. /// “Half-children are playing in the street below. Their voices travel up to us like a piano with half its keys missing.” /// Rahsaan Roland Kirk once composed a piano tune using only the black keys of the piano. How a blind man knew the difference is a good question./// “It is against the natural order of death for a trout to die by having a drink of port wine.”/// Word of the Day: “Brustwarzen” = nipples= “breast warts” Sometimes German can be just so darn “cute” /// “I just spent the last half-an-hour watching a Japanese children’s program on television… We know what we like.” /// LOL. My stalker returns. Rejections a bitch. Get a life instead of continuing to contact me. I’m not interested /// “I always considered my body to be more possessions than I ever needed and so everything else had to be simple.” /// “The poet is the master ontologist, constantly questioning existence and reinventing it.” /// “Japan begins and ends with Japan. Nobody else knows the story. / … Japanese dust in the Milky Way.”/// “Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma.” /// “Mouths that kissed in the hot ashes of Pompeii are returning” /// The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 1 characters. /// “The thing that she was looking at was inside of herself. It had a shape that only she could see.” /// I would like to have a guy cum over and i Leave front door unlocked, you just cum in and strip and cum upstairs where i will be waiting on bed naked and blindfolded, surprise me with your touch and then climb up and feed me, then quietly leave /// “We have the power to transform our lives into brand-new instantaneous rituals” /// The authorities will denounce them as a threat to the republic, and deal accordingly. /// “I can see at a glance, though, that you are something like me. You’re not at home in the world.” /// What if there were no hypothetical questions? ~ GEORGE CARLIN /// “Her face had that soft marble quality to it that beautiful women have when they are suddenly awakened and are not quite ready for it” /// You’ve reached the end of the Top Tweets for #2thick4jewdick. /// “She loves flowers but she doesn’t have any windows in her hotel room, so she grows them by candlelight.” /// yes we candlelight yes we candlelight yes we candlelight /// “Her lips are so red they make blood seem dull, a useless pastime.” /// His neck is so red that it makes blood seem a tame, though useful, medium. /// “Cobalt Necessity: It’s just one of those things. When you need cobalt nothing else will suffice.” /// Laugh when you can .. Apologize when you should.. And let go of what you can’t change … Love deeply and forgive quickly… Take chances and give your everything … Life is too short to be anything but happy … You have to take the good with the bad … Love what you have … Always remember what you had … Forgive and forget … and always remember … that life goes on … Post if you agree … Life is short /// “Burn all the maps to your body. I’m not here of my own choosing.” ///

PG had a great day at the yard sale. For two dollars, he got cds by David Bowie, the Police Creedence Clearwater Revival, Emmy Lou Harris, and a book by T.C. Boyle. When the cd case for Emmy Lou Harris proved to be empty, PG got a box set of the Moody Blues as a replacement. It was better than ordering a venti cup of coffee from Starbucks. /// “What do we do now, young ladies? Kill the monster or bury the butler?” /// No, at this point you fire the monster, and send the butler out to make sandwiches. If the butler is already dead, this may cause a problem. /// “Hinged to forgetfulness like a door, she slowly closed out of sight, and she was the woman that I loved” /// People have learned to escape reality very well but too often lose their way back. /// “Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo… The cuckoo in that clock was a really hardworking cuckoo.” /// The wife of the cuckoo is fooling around. The cuckoo is a cuckhold. /// “Playing games / playing games, I guess I never really stopped being a child playing games / playing games” /// Did Joseph think it was his kid? /// “We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.” /// Most names are constipated. This is why initials are so popular. /// “The day they busted the Grateful Dead was like a flight of winged alligators carefully measuring marble with black rubber telescopes.” /// Pictures two and three in my profile are face pics. I can wear the paper bag, but it makes it tough to kiss. /// “Pauline’s shack is made entirely of watermelon sugar, except the door that is a good-looking grayish-stained pine” /// Some say they only work when they feel passion. These people probably have a lot of unfinished projects. /// “I thought about it for awhile, hiding it from the rest of my mind. But I didn’t ruin my birthday by secretly thinking about it too hard” /// Rights assessment is your responsibility. /// “The dream depended on the purring of the cat for existence and now that the cat had stopped purring her dream was falling apart.” /// “Misery is not an ultimate truth. Authentic wisdom is a laughing matter.” – James Broughton/// “There are comets that flash through our mouths wearing the grace of oceans and galaxies.” /// There was a car once, the cross between a comet and a volvo. It was called the vomet. It had bucket seats and a throw up roof. /// “She’s mending the rain with her hair. She’s turning the darkness on. Glue / switch! That’s all I have to report.” /// Try for the perfect effect, but realize when you are whipped. Sometimes second best is ok, when you are the only one who will know the difference/// “I was trying to get some sleep this afternoon but the people in the next room took that opportunity to fuck their brains out.” /// It is more fun to fuck your elbows off. This is not recommended for people who like to do chin ups. /// “He was leaving for America, often only a place in the mind.” /// “As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.”/// “My body was like birds sitting on a telephone wire strung out down the world, clouds tossing the wires carefully.” /// Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? /// “Your face is so beautiful that I cannot stop to describe it, and there’s nothing I can do to make you happy while you sleep.” /// “honey maple ham sliced by your hands is like eating a sandwich made of clouds” /// “The blossoms will be gone and their brief February spring silenced and no longer immortal.” /// Perhaps if they believed in a real God, liberals wouldn’t have to keep creating an endless stream of human gods … Ann Coulter /// “It’s raining somewhere, programming flowers and keeping snails happy. That’s all taken care of.” /// Atlanta is not somewhere, and another drought is looking us in the face. This does not people from watering their lawns, or building new apartments. /// “I am always the last person to know what’s going on in my life, but I have a feeling that’s maybe the way it is with everybody” /// “I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.” Prince Philip addressing a group of industrialists in 1961. /// “The future held only two directions: They were either going to open up a flea circus or commit themselves to an insane asylum.” /// This was before the internet, when blogging was a third alternative. /// “It’s so nice to wake up in the morning all alone and not have to tell somebody you love them when you don’t love them any more.” /// There is a tape somewhere of about thirty people saying that line. It is not known how many were sincere. /// “Oh, how good those bears would taste: roasted, fried, boiled or made into spaghetti, bear spaghetti just like the Italians make.” /// Any regrets? Yes. That I didn’t have sex with Jimi Hendrix, that I’ve never been to the Middle East and that I never learned to ride a horse. That’s about it….Grace Slick /// “We stopped at perfect days and got out of the car. The wind glanced at her hair. It was as simple as that.” /// The shampoo commercial based on this line fell through. The actors made a cigarette commercial instead. You used to have more choices. /// “I like this taxi driver, racing through the dark streets of Tokyo as if life had no meaning. I feel the same way.”/// This is another conversation with the ghost of Richard Brautigan Some of the replies were written by PG, and some were borrowed from the Internet. Pictures are from ” The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”