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“Haiku Ambulance: A piece of green pepper fell off the wooden salad bowl: so what?” /// What follows is a twitter assisted conversation with ghost of Richard Brautigan Pictures are from The Library of Congress. These men fought in the War Between the States. Both Union and Confederate are represented today. /// Angels fly in some mighty polluted atmospheres. You should be careful to wash those apples before you eat them. /// “We both smiled across the darkness. It comforted us as dark-night smiles have been doing for thousands of years” /// The legend is that George Washington never smiled because he had wooden teeth./// “We meet. We try. Nothing happens, but afterwards we are always embarrassed when we see each other. We look away.” /// Baptists should be careful when they go to the liquor store. You never know who you will see. The liquor store in Chamblee was a seafood restaurant, when Dekalb county was dry. It was then sold to a Braves baseball player named Rico Carty, who had a barbeque place . Then the sale of alcohol was legalized in Dekalb County, and failed food vendors started to sell liquor./// “She was still a little awkward, but now instead of treating it as a handicap, she treated it as a form of poetry”/// Maybe we should have special parking spots for poets, like we do now for handicapped people. That would encourage people to write poetry. /// “She is the shadow of another planet being photographed in a totally white room” /// Cream wrote a song, about a white room with black curtains. PG looked for a youtube video, to go with this discussion. The video he found had a comment…Track 12 of the “Very Best of CREAM” album. I dont own the rights to this song. Gay ass copyright/// “Let us pretend that my mind is a taxi and suddenly (“What the hell’s coming off!”) you are riding in it.” /// Skipping over the ride, there is going to be a problem paying the fare. You should forgive your rider before you call the police. /// “Red sugar, golden sugar, gray sugar, black, soundless sugar, white sugar, blue sugar, brown sugar.” /// this is a powerful reason to drink coffee black, like it came out of the pot. /// “Lions are growing like yellow roses on the wind and we turn gracefully in the medieval garden of their roaring blossoms.” /// If you take L out of blossoms, you get bossoms. It sort of changes the meaning of the word. The only trouble is, you have that extra s to contend with. It is a dumb s. /// “It’s a hard decision whether to start at the top or the bottom of a girl.” /// Some people like to start at the back of a magazine, and read the weird little one inch ads. /// “Want to go to a cave and eat some popcorn, or would you like to saddle up a couple of goldfish and swim to Alaska?” /// The third option is to go to a book signing by Newt Gingrich, and dump a box of glitter on him./// “There is a passion here that would drive a deaf saint to learn the violin and play Beethoven at Stonehenge.” /// Or make a vegan eat at Mcdonalds. /// “He would very carefully, like cutting a diamond, clitorally masturbate her until she came. He could have gotten a job at Tiffany’s.” /// the next time you see a person, with a sign that says will work for food, be glad that you are not a jeweler /// “I want high school report cards to look like this: Computer Magic: A, Finding out about Fish: A, Marcia’s Long Blonde Beauty: A+!” /// There was an english teacher at Cross Keys, who might have appreciated the idea of that last comment. or maybe not. she lost a pop test that PG took, and gave him a zero for it. He got a D for the quarter, which he thought was very unfair. Forty one years later, PG is mad about that grade. /// “Sometimes when you meet people for the first time, they stare at the sky.” /// Maybe they think g-d is going to tell them what to do next. When you are making a sales cold call, this is very annoying. /// “I love baked apples hot and fresh from the oven with rich cream poured like the wings of an angel over them.” /// Angels fly in some mighty polluted atmospheres. You should be careful to wash those apples before you eat them. ///

“Pretty: except for the puncture bruises on her arm. Also, she’s a little thin.” /// Which came first, the song Maybelline, by Chuck Berry, or the line of cosmetics with the same name? /// “The road was an icy sword cutting starkly through country that wore winter like a suit of albino armor.” /// This describes the way Johnny Winter plays guitar, and has nothing to do with Edgar. Rock and roll hootchie koo. /// “What I said in the telegram was this: WORDS ARE FLOWERS OF NOTHING. I LOVE YOU” /// Don’t expect a tip if you deliver that arrangement. /// “I like to think (right now, please!) of a cybernetic forest filled with pines and electronics where deer stroll peacefully past computers” /// The friend of PG’s grandmother did not like the Beatles. If the Beatles played across the street for free, I would not waste the energy to walk over there and see them. /// “If you love a statue start a mirror. Your friends will admire you. If you love a mirror start a statue. Make room for new friends.” /// If you love a mirror, then the only friend you need is yourself. /// “So much of America, even what were once unspoilable beautiful towns, look as if Los Angeles had overflowed on them like a toilet bowl” /// Then there is the Buford Hiway, a putrescent passageway of petroleum, putting past perverts parading popsicles. /// “With the rain falling surgically against the roof, I ate a dish of ice cream that looked like Kafka’s hat.” /// The spoon of the ice cream dish turned into a roach, but Mr. B continued to eat it. Too much alcohol does terrible things to once bright minds. /// “There is so much lost and so much gained in these words.”/// Funk and Wagnall used to have a lost and found section of their dictionary. It never got used, and was discontinued by the time of the second edition. /// “It’s snowing in New York with great huge snowflakes like millions of transparent washing machines swirling through the dirty air” /// This is what the angel mentioned above has been flying through. Be sure to wash the apple product before consuming. If it is an apple computer, you don’t want to eat it anyway. /// “Who needs electricity anyway? I did OK in Oakland without electricity. I read Dostoevsky” /// Erica Jong had a dog named Dogstoevsky. She paid her power bill on time. /// “The man who owned the bookstore was not magic. He was not a three-legged crow on the dandelion side of the mountain.” /// Men who own used comic book stores should not review bands. /// “Pity the morning light that refuses to wait for dawn and rushes foolishly with its mercury pride” /// Someone bring that cake back in. It is going to rain, and the recipe is lost. /// “Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven and a pasture?” /// This is why the spores from outer space chose cowpies as a home for their mushrooms./// “In those days people made their own imagination, like homecooking. Now our dreams are just any street lined with franchise restaurants” /// Except that those streets go out of style, the restaurants close, and people of a different ethnicity move in. If you use your own imagination, this will not happen. /// “I took her hand in mine. Her hand had a lot of strength gained through the process of gentleness” /// If you wish in one hand, and poop in the other, one hand will get full faster. We do not know which hand he was holding, but it is to be hoped that it has been recently washed. /// “Will you remember that we are fragile gifts from a star, and we break?”/// He didn’t object to washing, he just had other priorities for his time. /// “I awoke under the apple tree, to hear a dog barking and the rapid sound of hoofs. An invasion of Russians all wearing deer feet?” /// Bonie Maronie lived under an apple tree. She did naughty things there. She was as skinny as a stick of macaroni. /// “The largest ocean in the world starts or ends at Monterey, California. It depends on what language you are speaking.”/// Or maybe it goes from Alaska to penguin land. California is a side dish. /// “You will have unreal recollections of me like half-developed photos for all the days of your life, even though you have never met me” /// Donald Trump, you are fired. /// About @Kool_Aid_Wino 261Tweets 832Following 951Followers 70Listed