Chamblee54

“Sometimes all I want to do is have a little mindless fun with the years that are left in my life.” /// There was a popular song once, “Girls just want to have fun”. Cyndi Lauper was so unusual./// “There are so many better things for you than to see your feelings sold as magic lanterns to somebody whose body casts no light.” /// When your feelings take up half the space in your house, you don’t care who buys them as long as the check doesn’t bounce. /// “Where I come from it’s just another carrot in the patch. Where do you come from, stranger?” /// Where you come from is about as important as where you are going. What really matters is not getting pulled over by the police while you are going there. /// “There are days when our cat becomes the doors and windows of the house. To go into the bedroom I must open a wooden cat”// Love is seeing your cat across the street and calling his name and he comes running at full speed. /// “Birds happen music / like clocks ticking heavens in a land where children love spiders, and let them sleep in their hair.”/// PG spent a few months living in a *hostel* in Seattle WA. There was one shower for a six story building. One night, PG put his towel on top of the sheet metal wall of the shower. Someone had put some used chewing gum on top of the same shower stall. This abc gum stuck to the towel. PG did not know this until he had dried his hair./// “Someplace in the world a woman is sitting under a beautiful tree, and she is shelling peas, and she is thinking only of beautiful things”/// In the words of a constipated fly, I spect not. /// “He went UMMM-good, smacked his lips and rolled his eyes like the octopus ride in a cheap carnival.”/// When Lorena Bobbitt comes bob bob bobbing along, when Lorena Bobbitt comes bob bob bobbing along /// “I love that dark bird you hold in your arms.”/// As much as you love the flesh colored bird I shoot from my fingers? /// “These are just fragments. Parts of lines and single words that remain from the original poems written 1,000s of years ago.”/// the first copy of Rolling Stone the PG bought had a record review of the archies greatest hits. They said that it was twelve convincing arguments against capitalism. /// “Too many perhapses in the world and not enough people.” /// Мы вот уже много лет занимается улучшением офисов, комнат, загородных домов и еще ни разу нам не поступало от наших клиентов ни неприятных отзывов, ни каких-либо жалоб. /// “Every horror in the world was at my back, at my sides and directly in front of me and they were all without names” /// so high, you can’t go over it. so low, you can’t go under it. so wide, you can’t go around it. you’ve got to go through the door. /// “Dreams are like the wind. They blow by. The small ones are breezes, but they go by, too.” /// To have a dream interrupted by a buzzing alarm clock is the equivalent of cutting a krystalburger fart. /// ‘The Eskimos live among ice all their lives but have no single word for ice.’/// There is a church group in Brookhaven trying to raise money by selling bundles of pine straw. Around here, that is like trying to sell an eskimo snow. /// “She could invent whole lifetimes for herself and it was as if she had lived them in a kind of dreamy telescope way.” /// Invention is the mother of necessity. Frank Zappa was going to call his band the mothers, but some fuddy duddy made him add of invention to that. /// “Two guys get out of a car. They stand beside it. They don’t know what else to do.” /// So they get back in it and start to drive. They don’t know where to go, but they need to go somewhere. There were no parking spaces empty at the mall. /// “Trout Fishing in America Shorty stared after her as if the space between them were a river growing larger and larger.”/// He moved to da ATL and became Trou Fishin in Amerika Shawty. /// “The sea is like an old nature poet who died of a heart attack in a public latrine. His ghost still haunts the urinals.” /// Paintstainsbrains named all the stray cats on his block. They are assadopolis, assbergers and zombie. That could be a law firm. /// “What I meant by grace was a more realistic approach to the process of living to arrive at perhaps some tranquillity”/// We used to sing “Amazing Grace” in the sweat lodge at Crazy Owl’s . We would say “that saved a wretch like me”, and Owl would get upset, and say it should be life instead of wretch. /// “She wants candles married to her womb by the color of a telescopic saint, so that all her children will be adventures in light.”/// Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet. Frank has gone to a distant planet. /// “Thinking hard about you I got onto the bus and paid 30 cents car fare and asked the driver for 2 transfers before discovering I was alone.”// PG would like to thank the Ghost of Richard Brautigan for the green comments.