Chamblee54

There was a snarky commentary about the demise of UGA VIII. It mentions an Athletic director arrested for DUI, with red panties in his lap. There are comments about PETA, and animatronic mascots. The genetic issues of inbred white bulldogs were considered. A delighful comment from the fishwrapper was copied in all it’s 86 proof glory. Then it was time to close a few windows on the computer. “Save changes to Template?” So what does PG do but click no, and waste a half hour of work? When Nancy Reagan said “just say no”, she had never worked with windows. The good news is, the comment by Greg Garious is intact in the fishwrapper ether. Pictures are from ” The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University Library”
they slobber they stink and you need to wash your hands after everytime you touch one, it’s white, has poor and snaggled teeth and inbred to a fault, wait, hey, perfect mascot for UGA. I’m joking, c’mon…but without a doubt, the mascot should be the American Bulldog. better dog, healthier dog, beautiful dog and key word here, American…the English Bulldog would be a good mascot for say the University of Buckingham(don’t look it up folks, doesn’t exist) where inbred genetic defects are embraced like family, the royal family! hey did you hear the one about the English Bulldog that tried to cross the street? didn’t make it, dropped dead of a congenital heart defect before he even got off the curb…hey why does it take 10 English Bulldogs to screw in a light bulb? because a large percentage of them will have hip dyspasia before at the first rung of the ladder… I mean, damn! go to Wik and look up English Bulldog the section on health, the poor things sound like my grandfather and he’s been dead 20 years!…the things are put together like a Mexican-built house….the Bubble Boy is least likely to need a hospital visit….when you pick a mascot it should be strong, fierce and worthy of respect. not something that would quickly be denied health insurance at the initial exam…hell it can’t even woof worth a damn, the fans even have to do that for him…but seriously though folks, UGA goes though those dogs like george bush goes through crayons.u-g-l-y your dog ain’t got no alibi…
ok, ok, a Labrador Retriever, a Doberman and an English Bulldog start to walk into a pet store and…man, for the love of God already, the English Bulldog with cherry eye, c-section complications, patellar luxation and interdigital cysts has fainted and lapsed into a coma after being scared again by another Auburn football player scoring a touchdown. what’s that? oh, the word’s t-o-u-c-h-d-o-w-n, it’s what winning teams try to do against their opponents, kinda the object of the game. I know guys, it’s math, now don’t you get startled too. math isn’t really all that hard to pass at UGA. all you have to do is never study, show up for class whenever you feel like it and join the football team and wah-bam 4.0 baby! we all know that whole math thing is just another passing fad, like the hula hoop or the virtual pet, it never last, ya know no real staying power…..kinda like those sickly mascots y’all got. what ya need is an English Bulldog puppy mill located just under the bleachers with a new future veterinary dissection candidate for your ag dept. spit out after the end of every class then maybe you can come close to keeping up with the attrition rate at the front. but whatever you do don’t use you agricultural dept. to help with the problem, how silly would that be, right. besides, that would put a quick end to the half price specials at the Oriental Cuisine restaurant just ’round the corner.