Chamblee54

At Senior Citizens they had a quiz the other day. I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer was Africa . I’ve heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine’s Night. Problem was she sucks at snooker & eight-ball. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools. A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. “Can you describe the symptoms to me?” asked the doctor. “Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny broad with big blue hair.” A buddy of mine has just told me he’s getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.I said “How can you tell them apart?” He said “Her brother’s got a moustache.” Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.” The Chinese discovered how to weave prayer mats out of plastic explosives … prophets are going through the roof !!