Chamblee54

Today’s instant wisdom is from thelikepage // The world can’t end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.// If 19 is a teenager and 21 is an Adult what is 20?// Whoever said talk is cheap hasn’t seen my phone bill.// Your mama so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit// Having a friend so close you could class them as family// The awkwarness of being a third wheel .// It’s frustrating when you know all the answers,but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.// S [H E] B E [L I E ]V E [D] ♥// I get suspicious when I see “All of the above” on a test // Letting go is the best way to hold on.// I hate it when your seat belt randomly locks and you can’t move// The world can’t end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.// If 19 is a teenager and 21 is an Adult what is 20?// Whoever said talk is cheap hasn’t seen my phone bill. // Your mama so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit// Having a friend so close you could class them as family// The awkwarness of being a third wheel . // It’s frustrating when you know all the answers,but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.// S [H E] B E [L I E ]V E [D] ♥// I get suspicious when I see “All of the above” on a test// Letting go is the best way to hold on.// I hate it when your seat belt randomly locks and you can’t move// I hate getting home and saying “Is that what i looked like all day?!”// No, it wasn’t awkward until you said, “This is awkward.” Now it’s awkward.// Typing what you REALLY wanna say…then deleting it.// Life isn’t like burger king , you can’t always have it your way….// Excuse me. Excuuuus me. Sorry could you just..sorry. GET OUT THE WAY!// If your a FRESHMAN in the CLASS OF 2014 Like This!!!!// You have no idea how much you really mean to me.// “Why you acting like you don’t care ?” umm lettme brainstorm..BECAUSE IDGAF !// I never fail. I just don’t always get it right the first 30 times.// Those notifications that have nothing to do with you.// perfectly happy not seeing 99% of the people from school ever again// friends come and go but family will be there forever(:// “Why aren’t you answering? O i forgot to hit send.” :D// A 100 year old vampire wants a 16 year old girl…..THAT’S ILLEGAL!// I hate when my mind wont shut up when I’m trying to sleep!// `Hey`.. 2 hours later.. `Hey`.. No its to late i dont wanna talk to you now// that little rush of excitement that you have when you get a notification (:// making up a story to tell your parents on your way home!// awkwardly sitting there while your friend is being yelled at by their parents// You used to be such a lovely person,what went wrong!// “i love you” does NOT mean “oh please break my heart”// “What time is it?” “Time to get a watch” “Time to get a new joke”// ahww(: you likeme?…..and her…and her…and herrr. hmm wow i can feel the chemistry.// When I have no money, all the awesome stuff is out and on sale. When I do have money, nothing worth buying is around. D;// Boy: I met someone who is really perfect; Girl: Then ask her out; Boy: Will you go out with me// Biting your lip so you dont laugh at an inappropriate time// looking at something for a minute and all you can think of is ‘what the fuck?’// THE DIRTY SLUT WHO HAS THE CHEEK TO CALL YOU ONE!// i think about you way too much.// Saying ‘I Love You’ Should Be Illegal If You Don’t Mean It.// ♫ why does ur phone waste battery telling u dat u hav a low battery// Your hand will always be my favorite one to hold// “No iPods in school!” Yes, because I’m going to cheat on my test, listening to Bed Rock…”// wake up.. look at phone… send message… pass back out// if you cant afford to take care of your children…. STOP HAVING THEM!!!!!!!// I’ll do anything for you to see you smile ♥// some things i do only in front of my family, and some things i do only in front of my friends.// automatically putting on your seatbelt when you see others doing it.// I listen to Muzic when I’m to stressed. Volume Up. ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █// im sorry im not perfect, the thin pretty girl you want.// i wanna talk to you so bad, but i hate feeling like i bug you. :/// I HATE it when my hair doesn’t do what I want it to!// when Buzz Lightyear goes all Spanish in Toy Story 3// Yes I am a teenager. No I am not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.// I will always remember you. I promise.// Telling yourself you don’t care when you really do.// i am so GOOD at picking the WRONG people in my life :’)// I’m done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.// Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal// hates people who try to take their bad mood out on you..// The early bird may get the worm… but the second mouse gets the cheese// I’m happy, want to know why? because i’m with you :)// Don’t try and perfect yourself for one person. Wait for the one that loves your imperfections.// the times you go on vaction get half way there and remember you forgot something important:)