Chamblee54

Two Extra Poketz

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on August 14, 2010








What follows is another collection of snappy sayings . One looks at these and wonders, is freedom of speech really a good idea? We have the ability to send your thoughts around the world, at the speed of light, and this is what you have to say. Yes, you are entitled
to an opinion, just like everyone else. In more repressed times, this was not a problem. Look at these happy faces from The Library of Congress. “I am THIS close to calling your mother!!” “Tell her I said hi!!”//IT’S BETTER TO HAVE LOVED & LOST THAN TO LIVE WITH THE PSYCHO THE REST OF YOUR LIFE..//I live for Christ. He is my way, my light, my strength, and my savior :) Whose with me?//Yeah, I’m quiet… around you. You should see me with my friends.//When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you <3//”Did it hurt?” “What?” “When you fell from heaven…” “Aaawww :)” “Because your face is FUUUCKED UP.”//”feel my legs!!!” ” “..why..” “i just shaved:)”//Dont walk into my life if you intend to leave me//Say this fast [ I, 1, 2, 1/2 6] Join if you get it ;)//I wish life had an “Undo” button.//Click LIKE if you know the difference between there, their, and they’re. They are not interchangeable.//Join If You Love Me :D//Home alone? ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %//”Ha i’m older than you.”-“Ha you’ll die first.”//I miss being a kid. Scraped knees are easier to fix than a broken heart.//Best revenge? Smile, be happy, never let them know it hurt.//38 Things Guys wish girls knew (Guys: Is any of this true? Girls: You might want to look at this!)? 38 things guys wish girls knew 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it’ll take them a lot longer then you think to le//Boy “She’s hot.” Girl “She’s a bitch.” … Girl “He’s hot.” Boy “He’s gay.”//Mommiee can i have those shoes? *sure………….yur paying for them right?* Nevermind i dont want them anymore.//If I had sex as often as I’ve been screwed, I’d be one happy fckr! , lol//I miss when it was acceptable to have a million people in an aim chat at the same time.//Boobs aren’t for u stupid boyz =) they’re for us girls who go thru so much so g-d gave us 2 extra poketz for : Money, Liters, Cell Phones, Chap Stick, etc.!! =)//”Don’t worry the perfect guy/girl will come along” You: “Yeah well he/she is sure taking their damn time about it”//you’re not allowed to have sex until you’re 16, but you’re not aloud too look at porn until you’re 18… right, so you’re allowed to have sex, just not allowed too look down.//most beautiful woman in the world :)//Like this if your a NINJA!! :)//Like this if youve tried to imitate the redneck tryna fist pump on jersey shore!//Grammar Peeves: The “use” of deodorant is “supposed” to stop body odor. I “suppose” you could get “used” to smelling like a wet dog.//Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.//Your mum shouts at you then u got to ur room and slam the door she comes in and shouts again because u slamed the door then she goes and slames the door//When your typing to someone and you see their typing too so you try to beat them to it.//ther’s always that fake girl who face you want to beat in with something little so it takes longer and hurts more: D




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