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Sarah Palin recently spoke at the NRA convention in Charlotte, NC. She told redneck jokes.
“Some of these animal activists are just…crazy,” she said. “They think we’re killing Bambi’s mother. I love animals, but in Alaska, Bambi’s mother is dinner.”
“You’re a redneck if you’ve ever had dinner on a ping pong table.”
“You’re a redneck if you’ve ever had a custody fight over a hunting dog. Well, Todd and I haven’t, but we’ve got friends who have!”
“You’re a redneck if your honeymoon was a hunting trip. That was us!”
“You’re a redneck if you’ve ever used a fishing license as ID.”
“You’re a redneck if you’ve ever slept in the back of a pickup rather than pay for a hotel.
“You’re a redneck if you’ve ever said to your husband, ‘Honey, move the transmission so I can take a bath.’
“And you’re a redneck if you think the last words of ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ are ‘PLAY BALL!”
“You’re a redneck if your daughter’s babydaddy calls himself a f*****g redneck on facebook.”
Thank you Matt Taibbi and the NY Daily News. Mrs. Palin did not really say all of those things.
Pictures are from The Library of Congress. Ansel Adams took pictures of Japanese Americans, in a World War Two internment camp. The ladies in the bridge game are Aiko Hamaguchi, Chiye Yamanaki, Catherine Yamaguchi, and Kazoko Nagahama.