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It is the season of the beauty queen. Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean are on book tours, and sounding worse every time they speak. Coming to the rescue, to save the world for congeniality, is the former Miss Teen South Carolina, Caitlin “Katie” Upton. The lady from the south is friendlier, funnier, and prettier than the other two.
Miss Upton gave a rambling monologue about geography in 2007, and became famous. If you haven’t seen it, you need to get out more. A few days later, she was on the Today show, and given a second chance. Her answer the second time was “Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t. And if the statistics are correct, I believe that there should be more emphasis on geography in our education so people will know how to read maps better” We should all be given a second chance.
PG speculated that Miss Upton gave the correct answer the first time. You can say anything you like, and people will believe you, if you say that it was the result of a study. PG, like Miss Upton, does not know anyone who cannot find the USA on a map. Surveys that say otherwise are highly suspect.
Katie Upton is well into her second career. She recently made a video, on the subject of how babies are made. Miss Upton interviewed the Octomom, who has a very clean kitchen. Miss Upton then draws a chart, showing the process of reproduction. Katie Upton is left handed.
HT to the huffington post. Spell Check suggestions for this feature:
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palin- plain, pain, paling
prejean- bluejeans, protean, prejudge, pregnant, preseason
upton- upon, uptown