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PG went to the Candler Park festival, and spent a lovely Indian Summer day outdoors. This is exactly the right thing to do after obsessing in the dead of night about the hatred Jesus has for PG. Sunday afternoons are a gift, and to waste this gift worrying about religion is wrong.
PG entered “Jesus Hates Me” into google. The search yielded 3,420,000 results in 0.27 seconds. There is a site, Jesushatesme.org, that is “under construction”. There are the lyrics to a song, and the opportunity to download a Jesus Hates Me ringtone to your cell phone.
The song is to the tune of “Jesus Loves Me”. A remarkable feature of this tune is the second line, “for the bible tells me so”. Any name with four syllables can be substituted in place of “for the bible”. By amazing coincidence, PJW has four syllables in his first and last name.
A play has been written with this twelve letter title. The author of this play is a man named Wayne Lemon. One of the googloids is an article written by him. His story is rather amazing. Mr. Lemon attended a screening of “The Passion of the Christ”. One of his neighbors has tourettes syndrome, and provided a running commentary on the film.
Mr. Lemon is the son of a preacher. He talks about that in this feature. It is a miracle that Mr. Lemon is able to function as well as he does. PG thinks that excessive exposure to Jesus is a grotesque form of child abuse.
The other feature on the first google page is from The i***k,( the handle is copyrighted) Michael Spencer. He is a battle veteran in the Jesus Worship blog community. His post was “The Suburban Jesus Hates Me”.
To PG’s understanding, the i***k is saying that someone who follows the real Jesus is not going to be able to preach at a mega church and grow wealthy. PG wonders why i***k’s version of Jesus is better than the wealthy megapreacher. After all, it is the same bible, just different interpretations.
The bible is a book written, copied, edited, and translated by people. G-d does not write books. And even if she did, the Jesus that man screams about today has almost nothing to do with the historic Jesus. Modern Jesus is a man made device, which the first commandment tells us not to worship.